IT’S NOT FRICKIN SIMBA!!!!!!!
Kristin Nienaber (KL/Mage)
I took out my pen and started to draw
All of a sudden someone came up and stared in awe
I formed the eyes, ears, nose, and other body parts of a lion
It was my black and white striped liger character Zion.
“That’s good. Is that Simba?” the person said.
I said a no and a thank you whilst shaking my head.
“Oh, is it Nala then?”
“No.” I replied whilst gripping my pen.
“Well who is?”
“My character Zion.” I said. “He’s a liger, “ I said to this person smart as a zit.
I finished up drawing and added some shading
My patience for this conversation was rapidly fading.
I started in on a picture of KL
It was turning out well.
Then, she said it, “Is that Simba?”
“Nay friend, tis KL not Simba.” I said.
“But it looks like Simba,” My observer insisted.
“Well it’s not, it is my character KL who is much more twisted.
She overreacted when I drew KL stabbed with a knife
It seemed to cause her a bit of strife.
“Why did you draw that happening to Simba?” she asked in a shocked tone.
“Et’s not Simba.” I replied in an irritated drone.
I continued to draw KL’s ears pierced with rusty nails.
“That’s gross,” my observer commented. “Drawing Simba impaled.
I had put up with it, I finally snapped, “IT’S NOT FRICKIN SIMBA!!!!!!”I shouted.
“Whatever, that picture is violent and gross. You must really hate Simba a lot.”she commented then walked out.
I sat there fuming for a moment,
Then proceeded to actually draw Simba, getting stung by a hornet.