The Lion King 2 ½: More Hakuna Matata?
Hello everybody. I am StrayKat, which is me, who posted “Kiara’s Hunt” as a fan-fiction on Brian’s section of TLK WWW Archive – “Texts and Fan-Fictions”. I decided to make this funny script of how TLK 2 ½ would be like, so here we go!
BS: Ingonyama nengw’ embala
And the spirit of life
BS: Oh, oh, iyo
[pause, Timon is holding a remote control.]
Timon: Pumbaa, I think we should change The Lion King once again!
Pumbaa: [is munching on bug popcorn] Why should we? We already did The Lion King 1 ½…
Timon: I know, but this time, it will be great. Better than the 1 ½! [throws away remote]
Pumbaa: TIMON! What did you do with the remote?
Timon: [nervously] I…I…threw it away.
Pumbaa: [slumping in seat] NOW what are we gonna do?! [sits on a bigger remote, and the movie plays backwards]
Timon: What did you do now, Pumbaa? [is quiet]
The movie begins!
Timon: Here you go, little guy. A fresh basket of grubs! [shoves them in front of the cub’s face]
Rafiki: Hehehe. It is a girl.
Pumbaa and Timon: GIRL???? OY!
Nala: Timon, Pumbaa, how would you like to name our new daughter?
Simba: We can’t think of a name ourselves.
Timon: How about “Fluffy”?
Rafiki: How about Kiara?
[everyone is quiet about the name]
Simba: Great name.
Nala: I agree.
Timon: Kiara, what a charming name. [flutters eyes]
Simba: And you two are going to babysit her.
Timon: [eye twitching] D-Di-Did yo-you s-say b-b-BABYSIT????
Rafiki: I’ve got to go. [hops away]
Nala: Yes. Babysit.
Pumbaa: Does she need to eat grubs?
Simba: I guess not. I’ve already enjoyed grubs with you. Remember the time, the Slug-Slurping Contest?
2 weeks later
Kiara: Timu! Puma!
Timon: N-Nice, K-Kiara...
Pumbaa: What does she want?
Timon: I think she wants grubs. [points to the basket of grubs]
Pumbaa: No she doesn’t…she’s gnawing on your leg!!!! AAAHH!
Timon: [looks] AAAAIEEEEEE!
Kiara: Abagabba pooduh!
To be continued... J