Australia's own Tammy Tingles holds court, lets fly and has a spray about everything and nothing.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Ooh,

Did i miss a day? hmmmmm, so much for my promise of regular updates.
I'm a little emotionally drained today, as i'm sure you all are after hearing
the news that Ken and Barbie have split up .. The MD and press officer
of Mattel actually held a press confrence to make this announcement, i'm
pretty stoked tho that it's is a polyethanol Aussie stud 'Blaine the boogey
boarder' that is now getting to rub mounds with Barbie, lets face it once
Ken came accesorised with grey slip on shoes with zips, he was rooted
as far as Barbie was concerned .. and i dont think GI Joe would be that
interested now either. I wonder if they have a shelter for unwanted and
unloved Ken dolls?, where all the discarded Kens meet up and have
workshops with butchers paper and rebirth and curl up in the fetal position,
well probably not, Kens legs dont bend do they .. just another reason for
GI Joe to brush him off.

Still, it was good of CNN to make it the lead story, i'm sick of all news lately,
i'm so confused sometimes i turn on the tv and see some war zone and it takes
me a good ten minutes to realise it not Survivor i'm watching.

The Tingler xoxo