Ald hahas.  Victory.
Ald nodnods.  Browsing through Lilypics is sooo much enjoyable.  Lily is adorable.
SoireNoir says, "danke :)"
Aidan is looking too.  ^^
Aidan says with a fart, "Babies are so ..... little.  They would definitely shatter if 
I touched them."
You say, "No, you tickle and they squirm and do the cute baby smiley thing."
Aidan says with a fart, "Ald is such a sensitive, baby-knowing boy."
SoireNoir says, "heh.. Lily didn't smile until day 3 :)"
Aidan says with a fart, "You're scaring me.  Start talking about bukakke again."
You say, "I -love- babies.  The whole cute yawning thing..."
SoireNoir says, "http://rae.mine.nu/Pictures/Lily/July/Toybox.jpg"
Aidan says with a fart, "She was like, 'I DON'T LIKE IT HERE >:[ IT'S COLD >:[ AND 
NONE OF MY FOOD COMES THROUGH TUBES ANYMORE >:[!!'"
You say, "They yawn and stretch but they have little curled up fingers and... Adorable. 
Just adorable."
Aidan says with a fart, "Oh God, Ald.  You go out there and tell girls that, they will 
be all over you.  ;.;"
Aidan says with a fart, "Well, the babyish ones."
Aidan says with a fart, "Even the only slightly babyish ones."
SoireNoir says, "Yeah Ald.. Dhau hates babies."
Dhauzimmer fixes the refresh on the webcam page
You say, "How can anyone hate babies?"
Aidan says with a fart, "Most guys are like, 'BABIES, SCREAM.  I CAN'T TOUCH THEM, 
THEY'LL DROOL AND THEN BREAK INTO A MILLION PIECES.'"
SoireNoir goes to fish her last tiedye from the cluches of the washer, and is going to 
bed now.
Ald thinks being a dad will kick ass.  Like, seriously.  He wants to find someone who 
makes a lot of money so he can stay home and play with the kids and work some sort of 
part-time, in-the-house, computer-based job.
Dhauzimmer says, "It's not so much that I hate babies as I hate the noises they make.  
For some reason it causes this urge to smash them against the nearest solid object 
until they stop."
You say, "... Well, I guess that would stop the noise."
Aidan says with a fart, "Stop it.  Because, you know what, I'm gonna start going, 'Ooh, 
Ald likes /babies/!  *eyelash flutter*', and if /I'M/ doing it, you know something is 
just .. wrong."
SoireNoir says, "That's cool Ald :)  Just remember, encourage breastfeeding!  
Formula = evil!"
Aidan would not let Dhau touch her baby.
Aidan ever.
Aidan XD
Dhauzimmer says, "It's somewhat unnerving, actually; it was the last sort of reaction I 
was expecting."
You say, "Well, of course I'd want my wife to be home with the kids during their first 
month or two."
SoireNoir says, "FIRST MONTH!!!!"
You say, "Month.  Loooong month."
You say, "So that I can sleep."
SoireNoir says, "AHHH!"
Ald giggles.
Aidan says with a fart, "Ald, marry me, please?  <3  XD"
SoireNoir goes into militant LaLeche mode!
Aidan says with a fart, "No guys are like that.  They're all, 'BOOZE AND HOT CHICKZ, 
N NO RESPONSIBLYTY HOW DO U SPELL DAT I AM SOOOO SMASHED'. =[[  Actually, I guess not 
all guys, just some idiot ones.  A lot of idiot ones?"
You say, "After a month or two, I poke my wife, insist she hand over the child so I can 
play, and then force her to go back to work."
Aidan says with a fart, "We could have an intarweb business and never leave the house, 
my love.  <;-)  LOL<3"
SoireNoir changes their status to [AND] (It's A NEW-EW DAY.)
Ald likes finding whatever it is that makes babies giggle.  Because really, there is 
no cuter thing than a little baby giggling.
SoireNoir says, "and what do you propose to feed it?"
You say, "Cheese."
SoireNoir dies!
Aidan says with a fart, "Ald just wants them to laugh.  He'll hand the baby over as 
soon as it smells/cries/smells stronger."
Aidan XD
SoireNoir dies.
You say, "Nah.  I babysat my twin cousins.  I can handle smelling, crying, smelling 
stronger."
SoireNoir says, "silly people."
You say, "Hell, I can handle two smelling stronger at once."
Aidan is baby-scared.
SoireNoir says, "it's different when the're yours"
SoireNoir changes their status to [SLP] (TEH_SLEEPY)
You say, "Yes, it is."
SoireNoir says, "i'm going now!"
Aidan says with a fart, "I went to my friend's house, and she helped out a mother 
with triplets, and I was scared I would break them.  But then one of them started 
KICKING MY ASS."
Ald could then be like; "God, you're adorable.  And hey!  I helped make you!  SWEET."
Aidan cries.  Ald, stop it.
Aidan XD
Ald, not afraid of babies.
SoireNoir sends you hers.. first class air mail.
Aidan, terrified.  I was like, 'Since when do babies MOVE like that!?'  He was beating 
me up and calling my poopface.
Aidan my.  me.
You say, "They're also funny when they start talking."
You say, "I guess... twins would probably wear me out real quick."
Aidan says with a fart, "Your girlfriend ought to invite you over to make kids instead 
of make computers."
You say, "My girlfriend -is- afraid of babies.  At least for many more years."
Aidan says with a fart, "That's good, though.  >D"
You say, "I happen to agree with her sentiments on that one ;)"
Aidan nods.  >D  Baby-fear is good for Young Women.  I AM A YOUNG WOMAN.  HAHA.
You say, "As much as I will love being a parent, I hardly think this is a good time for 
me to become one."
Aidan thought 'parent' was 'pervert', and that sentence made no sense.
You say, "You so misjudge me;)"
Aidan was thinking, 'Become?  Whatever.'
Ald laughs.
You say, "Anyway... I have work in 6 hours.  So I must go."
Aidan laughs!  Dream SWEET BABY DREAMS.
Dhauzimmer changes their status to [AFK] (Another Flutterdog Killed!  Only 29582 
remain...)
You say, "I will.  Hide and Go Seek with little crawling adorable giggling babies."
Aidan dies.
You say, "Peekaboo, perhaps the coolest thing ever."
Ald shuts up; "G'night."
Aidan waves!
Aidan XD