I began writing these in March of 2002, and posted them at The Icy Boards, as I lacked a LiveJournal at the time. I would later post them here on my web site, to archive them for future readers (as the original threads on The Icy Boards are all long gone).

In July of the same year, I began posting them to my newly created LiveJournal account, and have sporadically updated this page when the motivation kicked me.

Originally meant to be a quasi-humour column on The Icy Boards, Random Roars are posted to my LiveJournal whenever the inspiration strikes, and there have been very few Roars since 2002.

Collected below are all my Random Roars to date (as of August 13, 2004).


#1: "You Matters"
Canadians are easily recognizable on the Internet.  When we're playing games, when we're chatting, even when we're just hanging out, lurking somewhere, we're recognized because of one thing.

We have matters.
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#2: My Sister Was A Teenage Googlewhacker
My sister and I enjoy Googlewhacking, especially if Radar's involved.

No matter how dirty that sounds, it's good, clean fun.  The art of Googlewhacking dates back about a year, maybe two.  To "Googlewhack", you have to have a lot of time on your hands, be bored out of your skull, and be connected to the Internet.
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#3: Whoopie For Whoopi!
Well, last week the Oscars were handed out, and everyone tore their hair in frustration, because no one that they like won.

Okay, I jest.  A lot of the awards were deserved, and a lot of the awards went to the best.  But the point of me writing this is to make fun of the Oscars, and since when have I let common sense stop me?
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#4: The Easter Rant
2000 years ago, the holiday of Easter didn't exist, mainly because no one had thought of commercialization yet.  These days, you walk down to the store to buy the latest Fantasy & Science Fiction magazine, and unless you're totally zoned out like I am, you'll see rabbit plushies, candy, and Easter greetings in the store windows.
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#5: "Happy April Fools Day, Losers! Pay Up!"
All I can say is that I didn't vote for them.
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#6: Dude, The Olympics Are Over!
It's Monday morning, which means that everyone is updating their stuff.
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#7: Know Your Computer
Imagine my surprise when I find out that my shortcuts are messed up.
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