>From a.f.l-k and posted here. I got a hearty laugh from this posting.
>Maybe a parody can come from this?  :)
>
>Dave
>Saint, FCOS
>
>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>From: "Dr. Mary Elizabeth Rutledge" <drmary@swbell.net>
>Reply-To: drmary@swbell.net
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.lion-king
>Subject: Re: Argh!! They changed it:P
>
>
>My only problem with SP was Nala's newly blue eyes.  Did she go to the
>lion contact lens store for colored lenses?
>
>Dr. Mary


****************I SPY******************

It was another hot day in the pridelands. Nala and Simba were both 
resting in the shade of a solitary acacia. Their nap was suddenly 
disturbed by a hare bolting out of a nearby hole. Nala - never too lazy 
to miss a nice snack - immediately got up and started to chase the hare. 
Simba couldn't do much more than wipe the flying sand out of his eyes 
and watch his wife hunt, something he never really saw.

Nala returned ten minutes later, without a rabbit and extremely dirty.  
"No luck, hon ?" Simba asked.
Nala was furious : "Darned animal ! I don't know what it was, but 
sometimes he just looked like a blur. I pounced three times on him and 
ended up in mud, sand and a thornbush !"
Simba looked at Nala and saw her rear covered with tiny thorns. He 
couldn't help but chuckle : "Haha, cactusbutt"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, SIMBA ! I'm going to see Rindi now for my 
aromatherapy and meditation. When I come back, I expect some 
understanding from your side. UNDERSTOOD ?"
Simba nodded and bowed his head, while Nala left for Rindi's Medical and 
Spiritual Aid Center.

"Come in, Nala. I've been expecting you !" Rindimo held the left glass 
door open, but somehow Nala bumped in to the right door. "You okay ?" 
"NO I'M NOT ! My hunting skills have disappeared, my husband makes fun 
of me and I caught Tanabi hanging in my brand new curtains !"
Rindimo thought for a moment and said "Girl, what you need is a cattle 
prod for Tanabi, a secret lover and a pair of contactlenses. Follow me, 
please !"

They both entered a room filled with drawer-cabinets. Rindimo opened 
one, filled with hundreds of pairs of contactlenses. "Well, hon. It's 
either this or a pair of glasses, but I don't I have a frame that fits 
your nose" Nala looked in the drawer. Lenses with smiley's, peace signs, 
marihuana leaves and visors were just some of the options. "Have you got 
some more conservative ones for me ? I'm a bit too old for these, I 
think"
Rindimo closed the drawer, opened another one and made room for Nala to 
look at another bunch of lenses. After a while, Nala made up her mind 
and settled for a pair of blue ones. "Okay", Rindimo said, "Come back in 
three days and I'll have 'em ready for you. Cash or African Express ?" 
"Put it on my account, please", Nala said and thus she left Rindi's 
Center.

Three days later Nala returned to collect her lenses. Rindimo threw in 
some fluids and Nala went home one happy lioness. Until she tried to put 
them in.......

*WHACK* OUCH ! *WHOP* OUCH ! Simba came running in the cave :"What are 
you doing, Nala ?" "Darnd......OUCH.....lenses.......OOF. Finally got 
one on my paw and now I'm trying to put one in" She raised her frontpaw 
to her eye and whacked herself in the face *OUCH*. "Stop it !" Simba 
yelled. "I think it's better you took them back to Rindi. I'll do the 
hunting from now on"

"RINDIMO CHEETAH ! WHERE ARE YOU ?" Nala yelled through the Center. 
Immediately a door opened and Rindimo came running in "What ? What ?" He 
looked at Nala's face and became angry "Now, look what you've done ! 
Blue lenses absolutely don't look good with black eyes ! I'll get you a 
nice pair of white lenses; you know, makes a nice contrast !" Rindimo 
ran into a room, locked the door behind him and while Nala was screaming 
for blood and using her claws to break down the door, Rindi emptied his 
safe, jumped out of the window and took off in his private jet. It was 
the last anyone ever saw of him in the Pridelands.......

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Rob, who's warming up now ;)


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* Honorable member of the Pride Keepers
  "One thing nothing can destroy, is our pride deep inside, we are 
one!!"
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