NOTE: This has been cleared with Brian Tiemann before posting to the list
and is done with his OK.

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There has been a delightfully funny post circulating the 'net which takes
lines from the "Star Wars" trilogy and substitutes the word "pants" for
key words in those lines. I thought I'd do the same with lines from
Disney's movie "The Lion King." Here's hoping you'll find this humorous. 

Dave Cleary
dcleary@fas.harvard.edu

SPOILER ALERT--SOME LINES BECOME A BIT ADULT-ORIENTED WITH THIS
SUBSTITUTION


1. Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their pants?

2. Oh now look, Zazu--you've made me lose my pants!

3. Mom! Mom! You're messing up my pants!

4. I practically gift-wrapped those pants for you.

5. It doesn't matter--it's in the pants!

6. You know kid, in times like these, my buddy Timon here says, "You gotta
put your behind in your pants...." 

7. Look, I'm still the same guy....but with pants!

8. It means no pants for the rest of your days.

9. Yeah. Man, I hate pants!

10. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your pants?

11. I wonder if its pants are still in there.

12. ...'cause nobody messes with your pants!

13. He found his pants lacked a certain appeal.

14. What's your plan for gettin' past those pants?

15. The pants are not all on upstairs.

16. Go for the pants! The pants!

17. Nala, you find my pants and rally the lionesses.

18. ...must have slipped my pants.

19. Hey, this looks like a good place to rustle up some pants!

20. First, I'm going to take your pants.

21. We're fresh out of pants.

22. Great idea! Who needs pants?

23. Jeez, I'm fried. Let's get out of here and find some pants!

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