Yeah, well, I know this is a bit late, but I was gone last week, so...
here goes. Please forgive any repeats <and any bad taste, of course.
:P   >:

Female singer: "Till we find our pants on the path unwinding....."

Mufasa: "Don't turn your pants on me, Scar!"

Simba: "I'm brushing up on looking down pants..."

Zazu: "Ha! You'll lose more than pants when the king gets through with
you."

Mufasa: "Oh, there's more to being King than getting your pants all the
time."

Zazu: "Oh, young master, someday /you/ will be King. Then you can pants
those slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers from dawn until dusk."

Zazu: "Ixnay on the antspay..."

Simba: "Hehehe! You're so wierd...." Scar: "You have no pants."

Nala: "Hey genius, it was /my/ pants." Simba: "Yeah, but /I/ pulled it
off."

Timon: "Of course! Who's the pants in this outfit?"

Pumbaa: "Anything we can do?" Simba: "Not unless you can change the
pants."

Banzai: "Yeah! It's dinner time, and we ain't got no stinkin' pants!"