Hi, guys! Last night I went through the movie in my head (it sure helps to know the whole thing by heart) and found these lines. Some are stupid, some are funny, some make sense, and some are sexually explicit (for example, “Yes, well, as slippery as your pants /are/....” Anyway, if anyone has any to add, I may just publish this on fanfic.net... unless Ryan McGinnis would let us use his text archive... how ‘bout it, Ryan? Fessran ======================== Lion King... Pants by Fessran and several others from the TLK mailing list. ======================== Note: I use the word “pants” as a verb in various places. This means to pull someone’s pants down. Now, I dunno if it’s slang or not, ‘cos my school handbook uses it without quotes.... ======================== Lady Vocal: From the day we arrive on the planet, and blinking, step into the pants.... Lady Vocal: Till we find our place... in the pants unwinding.... Zazu: Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your pants? Zazu: I’m here to announce that King Mufasa’s on his way... and you’d better have a good excuse for missing your pants this morning. Scar: Oh, now, look, Zazu, you’ve made me lose my pants. Mufasa: Sarabi and I didn’t see you at the presentation of pants this morning. Zazu: Yes, well, as slippery as your pants are.... Mufasa: That hairball is my pants. Scar: Well as far as pants go I’ve got the lion’s share. Zazu: He’d make a very nice pair of pants. Mufasa: Before sunrise they’re your pants. Mufasa: A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like his pants. Mufasa: That’s beyond our pants. You must never go there, Simba. Mufasa: There’s more to being king than getting your pants all the time. Mufasa: When we die, our bodies become the pants. Mufasa: Let an old pro show you how to pants. Scar: Well, for give me for not leaping for joy. Bad pants, you know. Scar: A monkey’s pants. Scar: I’m only looking out for the well-being of my favorite pants. Nala: Simba, I’m kind of in the middle of my pants. Simba: Mom! You’re messing up my pants. Sarabi: So where are these really cool pants? Nala: So how do we ditch our pants? Zazu: One day you two are going to be pantsed! Simba: I can’t pants her! She’s my friend! Zazu: Well, sorry to bust your pants, but you two turtle doves have no choice. Simba: Well, when I’m king, pants are gonna be the first thing to go. Zazu: This child is getting wildly out of pants. Zazu: I beg your pardon, pants, but get... off! Nala: I wonder if it’s pants are still in there. Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their pants? Zazu: Er, technically they can. We /are/ in their pants. Simba: Hey! Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size pants? Mufasa: Take Nala home. I’ve got to teach my pants a lesson. Mufasa: And what’s worse, you put your pants in danger! Mufasa: Simba, being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for pants. Mufasa: ‘Cos nobody messes with your pants! Banzai: Man, those lousy pants! I won’t be able to sit for a week! Scar: I’m surrounded by pants. Scar: I practically gift-wrapped those pants for you.... Scar: The pants are not all on upstairs. Hyenas: No pants, no pants, lalalalalala! Scar: The future is littered with pants. Scar: You wouldn’t want to end up in another mess like you did with your pants. Scar: Mufasa- quick- stampede- in the pants- Simba’s down there! Zazu: Your pants are on the way! Hold on! Simba: There were pants... and he tried to save me... it was an accident, I didn’t mean for it to happen! Shenzi: And /if/ he comes back, we’ll pants him! Scar: Yet out of these pants we shall rise! Timon: Hey, I got it. What if he’s in /our/ pants? Timon: Jeez, I’m fried. Let’s get outta here and find some pants. Timon: I pantsed ya! Well, Pumbaa helped. A little. Pumbaa: My buddy Timon here says ya gotta put yer behind in yer pants! Timon: When the world turns its pants on you, you turn yer pants on the world! Timon: Then maybe you need some new pants! Timon: It means no pants for the rest of your days.... Timon: Ah-ha. We’re fresh outta pants. Timon: No rules, no responsibilities, and best of all no pants! Zazu: I’ve got a lovely pair of pants, teedle dee dee dee.... Zazu: Oh, I’d never have had to do this with pants.... Banzai: We got some pants to pick with you. Shenzi: Scar, there’s not food, no pants. Banzai: And I thought pants were bad on Mufasa! Timon: Whoaa, nice pants, Simba. Timon: They’re fireflies that, uh, got stuck up in those big-bluish-black pants. Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything’s pants. Simba: Someone once told me that the Great Kings of the Pants are up there, watching over us. Timon: Go for the pants! The pants! Timon: Time out. Lemme get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody’s... /okay/ with this? Am I missing pants?! Timon: /Lady/, have you got /your/ pant legs crossed. Timon: But with pants! Simba: Timon and Pumbaa. Ya learn to pants ‘em. Female Vocalist: Can you feel my pants tonight? Simba: But how to make her see the truth about my pants? Impossible! She’s turn away from me. Timon and Pumbaa: In short our pants are doomed. Simba: I just needed to get out on my own... live in my own pants. Rafiki: It means you’re a pair of pants... and I’m not. Simba: That’s not my father. That’s just my pants. Mufasa: Simba, you have forgotten pants. Rafiki: Aah, pants are good! Simba: But going back mean I’ll have to change my pants. Simba: First I’m gonna take your pants. Timon: Pants! Oy! Pumbaa: Who’s got pants? Timon: So what’s your plan for gettin’ past those pants? Sarabi: If you had half the pants Mufasa had- Scar: I have ten times the pants Mufasa had! Scar: I’d hate to be responsible for the pantsing of a family member. Scar: And what about your faithful pants, have /they/ put it behind /them/? Scar: Pants? But pants are in the eye of the beholder.