On Tue, 18 Aug 1998 13:58:51 -0400 (EDT) David Cleary writes: >There has been a delightfully funny post circulating the 'net >which takes lines from the "Star Wars" trilogy and substitutes the >word "pants" for key words in those lines. I thought I'd do the >same with lines from Disney's movie "The Lion King." Here's hoping >you'll find this humorous. ROTFL! I read that Star Wars bit (Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing.) Great post.. I thought of some you missed. Scar: "You have NO pants." Zazu: "He'd make a very nice pair of pants.." Muffy: "That 'hairball' is my pants!" Muffy's Ghost: "You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten your pants..." Zazu: "King Mufasa's on his way, so you BETTER have a good excuse for missing your pants this morning!" Muffy: "Before sunrise, it's YOUR pants." Muffy: "A king's time as ruler rises and falls like his pants." Does this have anything to do with the aforementioned Trousers of Time? ------------------------------------------------------ Keenath (keenath@juno.com) The Universe contains everything, and nothing. There is very little everything, and more nothing than anyone can imagine. - Terry Pratchett _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]