Hi All, I figured that the list could use a good parody about now...:) Cue Adult Simba and Rafiki Scene: Rafiki: Asante Sana Squash Banana, we we nugu mi mi apana! Simba: (Looks in disgust toward Rafiki and sits on a log over a waterhole.) Rafiki: (throws pebble into the waterhole) Asante Sana! Squash Banana, we we nugu mi mi apana! WHOOOOOOO! Simba: C'mon you reefer addict, can you put it out?!? Rafiki: Can't put it out, it'll glow right back! (Points to joint in hand) Simba: Creepy little monkey! Will you stop following me? Who are you? Rafiki: (obviously on a good trip) The question is...whooooooo are you? Simba: (Strikes a chord in Simba) I thought I knew, now I'm not so sure... Rafiki: (enlightened by his 'magic' plant) Well, I know who you are, come here...it's a secret! Asante Sana Squash Banana, we we nugu mi mi apana! Simba: Enough already! What is that supposed to mean? Rafiki: It means you are a baboon, and I've had a good toke! HEEHEHEHHEH! Simba: I think you're a little confused... Rafiki: WRONG! I'm not the one who's confused, you don't even know who you are! Simba: (upset) and I suppose you do! Rafiki: Sure do! You're Mufasa's boy! BYE! Simba: (finds Rafiki meditating, a BIG joint in his hand) You know my father? Rafiki: Correction! I know you're father... Simba: I hate to tell you this, but he died...a long time ago! Rafiki: NO! Wrong again! Here...smoke on 'dis (hands Simba the joint) He's alive and I show him to you...breathe deeply!! Simba: (Follows Rafiki's advice...) CUE CRAZY TRIP MUSIC Rafiki: Don't puff...breathe deeply! Simba: OK OK..would you give some time...slow down! Rafiki: (leads Simba back to the waterhole) Look down dere! Simba: (still not fully 'happy') pff...that's not my Father, that's just my reflection! Rafiki: (Shoving joint back into his mouth) NOOO....look harder! Simba: (looks again, this time he starts on a good trip) Cue Mufasa Scene Rafiki: (delighted at Simba's experience) That trip, very peculiar, don't you tink? Simba: Yeah, looks like the weed was good. Rafiki: AHhh. yeah, straight from Jamaica. Simba: I know what I need, but that's expensive and with my job.... Rafiki: (hits Simba with his staff) Simba: OW GEEZ! What was that for! Rafiki: YOU SMOKED ALL MY WEED! Simba: Naw, there's still a little left in the pipe! Rafiki: (relieved) Ahh yes, you're right... Simba: (turns to leave) Have a good day my friend. Rafiki: Hey! Where are you going? Simba: I'm gonna go get some more hash! Rafiki: Good...Go on get out of here! And hurry back! OK OK!! I know it was bad. I don't do drugs, nor do I endorse it in any way, but I couldn't help but think of this as I watch TLK after a hard week of finals. Anyhow, I hope everyone has a great holiday! Be nice! - Aaron 'kidsimba' McGavock http://www.lionking.org/~kidsimba P.S.- any of you that will be in the Northern California Area for New Year's and would be interested in a TLK/SP party let me know privately and I'll send you directions. It'll be a chance to see SP in an actual 'theatre' well a 100 sq.ft screened one anyhow. :)