Coming to a theratre near you form Touchstone Pictures

THE BLACK WIDOW

First she mates ... then she kills

<clips from movie>

Detective: You were the first to find him. So, why is the cheetah
smiling?

Zira: I don't know ...  maybe he got lucky.

Detective: Yeah. He got so lucky that he's ... DEAD!

<Pictature fades ... Flashback>

Cheetah: O, Zira ... I do anything for you. I'm your number one fan.

<door slams open, Cheetah is slapped>

TC: How could you say that after I created  your fan page!

Cheetah: Well ... if you did a little more ...

<Cheetah is slapped again>

<Return to first scene>

Second detective: Hey Joe, look ! Someone slapped the cheetah twice.

Detective: You're right Frank. <turns to Zira> Do  you have any idea who
could have done this?

Zira: Yes. He said  if Tracie Cheetah found him alone with anyone else
he thought that she might slap him ... or worse.

Detective: We'll have to question this Tracie character. Bring the
spotlight Frank
but leave the hose ... we have to respect 
her constitutional rights. <groan>

Watch as the police set a trap.

Detective: We need someone to befriend
the suspect.

TC: Let me do it ... I was his number one fan.

Detective: Sorry ... we've called in a professional. <knock at door>
Why,its Sarafina!

Sarafina: Ever since Disney dropped me
I'm driving my daughter around to these jobs ... They said I had a line
in SP but I
can't find my name in the credits. I defy...

Detective: Sorry Sarafina, but we have a crime to solve.

Nala: Hi Joe ... what's the situation?

<Detective points to body covered by sheet>

Nala: <Pulls sheet back> Oh, its one of those posters tio that cheesy
TLK list.
I remember one time Simba was reading the posts late at night. He wanted
to read the next letter but pushed the wrong button ... and vaporized
half the Outlands!

Detective: The victim was a  TLK poster and Simba vaporized half the
Outlands ...
could we have uncovered a motive?

Remember kids ... THE BLACK WIDOW hasn't been rated yet. So, if your
parents ask if you're going to another of those crummy R rated movies,
you can truefully 
say no.