I had some free time, so I thought I'd write a little parody with Timon and Pumbaa getting unexpectadly caught in some July 4th festivities. - Mageuzi Timon & Pumbaa's July 4th ========================= Timon: Pumbaa.. how long.. now..? Pumbaa: Not long, Timon.. Timon: Pumbaa.. am I.. seeing things..? Pumbaa: Why, Timon? Timon: Why.. it's water!! And shelter!! Quick Pumbaa! Move it!! Pumbaa: IIIIIIII don't know, Timon.. there's a lot of humans about, I don't think-- Timon: Pumbaa, I don't care if they're a pride of lions, I'm hot, thirsty and tired and I want RELIEF!! Ohhhhh, sweet relief! Pumbaa: You don't look tired to me, Timon. Timon: Quiet, Pumbaa, who's the brains of this outfit? Pumbaa: Er.. Timon: Exactly, now lets go. Timon: Pumbaaaa! Loooook! I tell ya', these humans are great. I don't know why I never thought of a travelling water hole. Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, what are all those red, blue and green things floating inside it? Timon: I dunno.. And I don't care, I want some water. Pumbaa: Tiiiiiiiimooooooooon!! Girl: AAH!! A RAAAT! Timon: Wha--? Wait.. RAT?! Did you call me a rat?!?! Pumbaa: Uh-oh.. Girl: AND IT TALKS!!! Timon: Hey, calm down, we kinda like hearing things, ya' know.. Dad: What is it, Jenny? Jenny: IT'S A RAT!! Dad: Oh, I can take care of that. Hey John, get me a tall glass, would ya'? John: Oy, that's one ugly rat. Dad: You got that right.. Timon: HEY!! HEEEEEEY!! LEMME OUTTA HERE!! John: So whatta you gonna do with him? Dad: Hmmmm.. Maybe he'd like a little ride? John: Ride? Dad: Yeah. I bet he has never had a ride on a firework before. John: Oooooooh.. Pumbaa: I've gotta help my buddy! Timon: Of all the.. ..inhumane.. ..treatment.. PUUUUUMBAAAAA!! Pumbaa: Yes? Timon: YAHHH! Pumbaa: TIMON! What happened?! Timon: I got scared by you you big.. big.. PIG! Don't ever do that again! Pumbaa: Sorry.. but what are you tied to? Timon: I dunno, but you have to help me off this thing, buddy.. .. it don't look very safe.. Pumbaa: I'll try my best, Timon.. Human1: Ready to try the test rocket? Human2: Ready. On the count of 3. Human3: One.. two.. Human2: THREE!! Human1: Great job guys! It ought to be a great show later. T&P: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! <.. in mid-air, the rope has slipped off the firework, but they were propelled forward by its force, and are still flying in the air. After a few minutes, they start their descent over water> Timon: PUUUUUUMMBAAAAAAAA!! Pumbaa: TIIIIIIIMMOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!! <.. and they splash in the water, a lake, eventually bobbing back up, spitting and blubbering as Timon swims over to Pumbaa and climbs onto his stomach> Timon: Of all the rotten humans.. Pumbaa: I told ya' you shouldn't have gone over to them, Timon. Timon: Oh be quiet. At least we're free again now. Pumbaa: Yeah. We should name this day Freedom Day! Timon: Don't be silly Pumbaa. It should be.. er.. Independence day! Pumbaa: Freedom day makes more sense, Timon. Timon: Yeah, but Independence Day just has a neat ring to it! Pumbaa: If you say so, Timon..