OK, here are my contributions. They're just silly things: Scene: Rafiki holds up a Kiara at the start of SP. He smiles up at her, and suddenly, a shocked look crosses his face. Rafiki: Umm...guys...I t'ought dis movie was gonna be about Simba's daughta!?! Director: CUT!! Tanabi, get down from there! ----------------------------- Scene: Love will Find a way. Kiara's verse plays as she starts looking for Kovu. She stops moving, suddenly, looking up at the speakers that play the music. Kiara: Gee, why do I even bother looking for him? I know he's sitting over there watching me. HEY KOVU! Director: CUT!! ----------------------------- Scene: My Lullaby. Zira is just walking away from Kovu Zira: I've been exiled, persecuted, left alone with no defense... Kovu: (opens his eyes and sings over her) ...When I think of how your breath smells, I think you need some mints! Zira: (turns around and growls at Kovu) Kovu: Umm...hi! Director: CUT!! ----------------------------- Scene: My Lullaby Zira: Oh, the battle may be bloody, but that kind of works for me. (Pushes Nuka off the ledge) Vitana: (screaming from below) That's child abuse! Director: CUT!! Vitani: (sticks her tongue out at the director) See ya in court! ----------------------------- Scene: Zira is inspecting her grown son Zira: What is your destiny? Kovu: (growls, angry at his mother) I don't have to take this! I've gone along with your plans long enough! Zira: What?!? Kovu: From now on, I will make love and not war...I will make love with Kiara, to be more precise. Director: CUT!! Kovu, where did that come from? Kovu: Hormones? ----------------------------- Scene: Kovu and Kiara were looking at the stars. Kovu gets uncomfortable about beind remind of Scar. He gets up and walks over to a hill. Kovu: Scar wasn't my father...but he's still somehow a part of me. Kiara: (padding over to him and looking him over) Hmm, mind showing me what part that is? Director: CUT!! ----------------------------- Scene: Simba is trying talking to his father about Kiara's love interest: Simba: Father... I am lost. Kovu is one of them. Scar's son. If Kiara falls in love with him, that's incest... Director: CUT!! We need to do something about that... ----------------------------- Scene: Nala is talking to Simba bout Kovu, after she has interupted SImba from "seeking council from the great kings" Nala: (chuckles) I can see them down there just as easily as you can.... Simba: (amazed) You can *see* them? I can just hear them. Think I need some glasses...(laughs) Director: CUT!! Simba, stay focused Simba: Sorry, sorry. Couldn't resist! Oh, yes, and as a special bonus, why I wasn't casted as Kiara (other than the fact that I didn't audition ;) ): Scene: I (as Kiara) am searching the Pridelands for Kovu as "Love Will Find a Way" plays. There is a rustle of leaves by the water. I look over, hoping it's Kovu. A frog jumps out. Me: (excited) A FROG! COOL! Who needs Kovu?!? Director: CUT!! Laura, where's the disappointment? Me: You didn't tell me it was a *frog!* I *love* frogs! --LM/Hekima & co. "I've got a life! It's a Circle of Life." --Laura M.-- "Heh! You're so weird!" --Simba-- "I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't!" --Zazu-- "You follow ol' Rafiki, he knows de way!" --Rafiki-- ------- Begin TLK Code 1.51 ------- TLK++++ A+>++ B+++>++++ D C>+ L+>++ Mte+++ Pr+++ W+++>++++ S++ Tr++++ RLU a- cn++ e- h+ iw+++ limnrtw pcd++ sf- ------- End TLK Code -------