::laughs:: OK, the ambulance thing was funny. Here's mine:

"Fire!"

Nuka runs up to Zira saying, "Oh... oh... d-d-did you see that?! He let her
go! If that were me--"

Zira interupted him, "Hush. The fire-rescue worked perfectly, and Simba
fell for it. Now, the closer Kovu gets to the daughter, the closer he gets
to Simba! And once he has Simba alone... rraaagh!" She slashed at a tree
sappling which promptly fell to the ground.

"Ohhh," Kovu said. "I get it." He paused, rubbing his chin,  "Now what
about the fire?"

"The what?" Zira asked.

"The fire! Fire is a killer and..."

Zira lashed out at Kovu, "Quit being so compassionate!" She sighed, "But if
it makes you feel any better, call the fire department!"

"Huh? I thought we weren't suposed to have those in this movie?" 

"Well, if we can start fire, maybe we can put it out."

"Welllll, then why didn't we just light it with matches?"

Zira stared blankly in response. Finally, she growled, "Nuka, I don't know,
but I know that in a couple of scenes, Simba's gonna walk down that rock
and he's gonna give Kovu a lecture about how fire can destroy and what's
left behind can grow better than the generation before..."

"Are you psychic?" Nuka asked.

"No, I read the script, you idiot! Didn't you?"

"Well, yeah, but..."

"Well, then, call the fire department. It's not gonna rain any time soon."
At that, Zira padded off.

Nuka sighed as he took out his cell phone and dialed the fire department,
"This is soooooo anthropomorphic!" 

--LM/Hekima & co.

"I've got a life! It's a Circle of Life." --Laura M.--
"Heh! You're so weird!" --Simba--
"I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't!" --Zazu--
"You follow ol' Rafiki, he knows de way!" --Rafiki--

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