hehe i went to the Drive in the other night and saw 2 great movies! <in
my opinion>
Zorro and The Parent Trap.... they were both pretty good and having the
great Dirve in Hangover the next morning.. i came up with 2 poorly
writen.. stories? Parodies..what ever you want to call them..

A Scar for Scar
(Zorro)

<fade in candle lit castle...Zufasa (Mufasa) and Don Taka (Scar) are
battleing it out..by fencing.. in the living room.....and over what are
they fighitng for? Merchandise Privaledges...>
Zufasa: I am the Mighty Zufasa! and you are Evil Don Taka! Ha Ha Ha! Good
will always triumph over evil!!
Don Taka: Too Bad! for you will be the dead Zufasa Soon! 
Zufasa: To Che'
Don Taka: On Guard!
<che' and parrieng and all that junk that i can't spell..they moved down
the hall..and on the stairs...>
Zufasa: Ahhh!!!
<Zufasa had fallen down the stairs flinging his weapon in the air>
Don Taka: Ha! whos Laughing now?!
<Zufasa jumps up and grabs his sword>
Zufasa: Me!
<and with that Zufasa pokes Don Taka in the tummy with his sword>
Don Taka: owwwe!!! stop stop!!! Paws!! and Time out!!
Zufasa: what??
Don Taka:you hurt me!! and now my manes messed up!
<Zufasa waits for hours as Don Taka grooms himself and fixes his sword
and all..taking forever and a day..>
Zufasa: hey.. could you hurry up? i have the fair maden Sarabita' waiting
for me!
Don Taka: Oh the mighty Zufasa can't wait a sec?
Zufasa:hey.. lets just make it easyer on both of us..kay?
Don Taka: What do you mean by that?
<Zufasa slashes Don Taka's eye>
Zufasa: there.. now be gone! i have things to do!
<and with that..fade out..>

Now wasn't that the stupedest story Ever?!?!?!?
Ha Ha HA Ha Ha!
<i laugh at myself..>
Comments? Questions? and of course the insults i soo much adore?
<=P>
You can send to Yamook@juno.com
to keep down the spam..
-Gab

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