SCAR (singing): I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's..... SHENZI: PANTS??! The music abruptly stops as Scar slaps his forehead with the palm of his paw then glances up at Shenzi, who delievers a wide forced grin at Scar. Scar sighs and heads toward the exit of the Elephant Graveyard all the while thinking I'm never comming back here again. I think I'll go on home and sleep, second best is good enough for me, why would I want to take over Pride Rock with these guys, all the lionessess would laugh at me. So the hyenas with a look of speechlessness and awe watched Scar leave.(fade out to black screen) with Levi's logan on it. A low voice says: Buy our jeans with the big pockets because you know you need them ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------- Dessert Scene: Timon and Pumbaa trot up to a guy sleeping in the middle of the desert PUMBAA: I think it's still alive TIMON: Don't be silly Timon and Pumbaa see the guy's leg move PUMBAA: See!! Timon and Pumbaa watch the guy for several hours PUMBAA says finally: Look at them, their so cute and all alone, can we keep them TIMON: Pumbaa are you nuts? We're talking about his pants. They're so little. PUMBAA: They'll get bigger, and maybe if I excercised. TIMON: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard maybe if you--HEY what if you excercised PUMBAA: So we're keeping them? TIMON: Of course IN THE OASIS Timon washed the dirt off the pants TIMON talking to the pants: You OK? pants don't respond PUMBAA: Maybe he doesn't feel like talking TIMON: They look blue PUMBAA sadly: Yea A burst of wind carried the pants, back into the desert TIMON: Hey, where are you going? The two watch as the pants fly through the desert and out of sight TIMON: They'll be back, let's go wake that man now Timon and Pumbaa are seen walking back into the desert and a deep voice saying Buy our pants with the big pockets, useful for every occasion Then a fast deep voice saying Void we are prohibited. Limited supply only, rules and restrictions apply see stores for local details ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ Why! If it isn't my big briefs DESCENDING from on high Buy these briefs with the BIIIIIG pockets and belt loops and they even glow in the dark Void we're prohibited. Batteries and belt not included. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- No animals were hurt in the filming of these commericals but a forest burnt down and a cameraman lose his arm but we're expecting it to grow back. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------- For fear of being shut off of AOL and the fact I have nothing else to say. This is the end. I'd like to apoligize in advance to any hurt feelings I caused for anyone who likes jean commericals and doesn't want anyone to make fun of them, I don't understand them. I just though I'd enlighten myself and THE LIST. *Moker* if this name means something tell me, I got it from my ex-cousins hahaha the food chain ahem= We all know where that came from