Okay, here it is...my first parody, which actually isn't 100% a
parody...Well, nevermind, just read...but keep in mind it's my first
(Which shouldn't be hard to figure out...) ;)
P.S. This whole thing is one big fat spoiler! Don't say I didn't warn
you... ;)


            The Wicked Witch of the West(ern Outlands)

     By: timopumbaa, the serval who's about to get her fur singed


	Thunder crashed across the darkened sky, foreshadowing the extensive
conflict that was about to occur.  Zira and her steadfast followers
trekked across the parched land, determined to put an end to Simba's
rule, and the reign of all Pridelanders.  As they made their way towards
the Pridelands border, Simba and his pride were also readying themselves
for what was sure to be a bloody battle.  Finally, Zira and her minions
reached their destination. Zira clawed her way up a boulder, and
remained seated as her loyal soldiers filed in beside her perch.  She
sat silently for a moment, surveying the horizon, where Simba and his
lionesses stood ready to fight to their death.
As Zira's firey eyes filled with intensifying hate, she glared at Simba
from a distance, and finally spoke in an annoyingly high voice:

"Fly my pretties! Destroy Simba! Fly, fly!"

	Suddenly, there came a large gust of wind and a fluttering of feathers
from behind Zira, as a flock of winged monkeys took to the skies.  As
they soared up into the sky, they heard the command of their leader, and
obeyed. Before Simba could even figure out what was happening, he was
covered with a swarm of biting scratching, monkeys. 

"Hey! Ow! Nala! Come over here and help me get these d*mn monkeys off
me!"

"Fine, fine, I'm coming...Where the heck did Zira get these flying
monkeys from?"

"Ow! Who cares?! I just want 'em off of me!"

	It seems Zira had not planned her attack very accurately, because in a
matter of minutes, Nala and the other lionesses had thrown all of the
monkeys to the ground, where they lay motionless.  Zira called out to
the few monkeys left in the sky:

"What are you waiting for? Attack! Fly, my pretties!"

	But, she called out in vain. Her remaining minions just hovered there,
proving that monkeys /are/ somewhat intelligent.  Unfortunately, they
had also not planned on the weather, and a huge bolt of lighting
streaked through the sky, frying the remaining few to a crisp. 
	 As everyone watched the winged primates fall to the ground, Zira
grabbed her broomstick and charged wildly at Simba.  At that moment, out
of nowhere, Kiara sprung in front of Zira and intercepted her path. The
two lionesses crashed into each other, and tumbled down a conveniently
placed river bank, paws flailing in every direction.  Kiara dug her
claws desperately into the side of the bank, and eventually slid slowly
down onto an overhanging edge.  She looked down in horror to see Zira,
struggling to get a grip on the bank, dangling right over the raging
river.
   Kiara reached down in desperation, trying to get a hold of Zira's
paw.  However, this effort was to no avail, and Kiara watched helplessly
as Zira plummeted straight down into the frothing waters of the
treacherous river.  
	Simba, thankful that this was over, lent Kiara a paw in climbing back
up the muddy bank. 
Just as she reached the top, a haunting sound came from below, and all
lions present pricked up their ears.  The sound was actually a voice, an
annoyingly high voice, coming from the river:

"I'm melting! Melting...."

Then silence.

Vitani, at her mother's last words, began to sob loudly.

"First my brother! Now my mother! You've killed off my entire
family...what do I have left?!"

Simba gave a questioning look to Nala, who nodded back as an answer.

"Umm...Vitani? There's something I have to tell you...You know how you
never really knew who your father was, or what became of him...? 
Well...Vitani, I am your father."

Vitani looked at Simba in horror. 

"No, that's not true! You can't be!"

"It's true, Vitani. Now join me, and we and the other lionesses can rule
together..."

"No! I won't..."

Just then, Rafiki, who also appears out of nowhere, spoke up...

"Vitani, may the pride be with you..."

...And timopumbaa steps in...

"Oops, wrong movie! Interesting thought though, isn't it  ;) ..."

    THE END (Okay, stop cheering because it's finally over...) ;)



Well, that answers some questions...like, Zira didn't die because she
drowned...hee hee...Anyways, I better stop before I hurt myself...
Comments, questions, How's my typing?....
          
              -timopumbaa, readying herself with a fire extinguisher...