Yup... another stupid story. More like a twist on the latest topics at hand on the list. I'm certain you'll see them out. >=} The Alternate Subplots of SP (and then some): By: Rindimo Cheetah Simba: GET OUT! Zira: But... I'm pregnant! Simba: Really?! EW! you and Scar?! Zira: Yes, and my baby can hear everything you say! Ow! I just felt him kick, too... Simba: Really? May I... Zira: Sure, go ahead! Simba: Hey, I felt a kick! wow! this is neat! SO, he can hear me? Simba: Hey little guy! guess what? YOU'RE STILL BANISHED! Ha ha! GET OUT! Simba: For the last time! You can wear make-up when your older! Stop trying to act like a grown-up all the time! No more Beverly Hills 90210 for you anymore, young lady! Kiara: Well at least I look good without it! Face it dad, you're drawn so bad, the hyenas don't laugh when they hear your name-- they shudder! Simba: THat does it! You're grounded! As of right now-- h-hey! come back! Don't make me start singing to you!! Simba: D@mn! I forgot about that.... Kiara & Kovu: OOF! Kovu: Sorry madaam... I should have been more aware of my general surroundings while I moped around... Kiara: Who're you? Kovu: My name is Kovu. Kiara: Mine's Kiara. Hey, how come I've never seen you before? Kovu: Perhaps because you've never been to the outlands. Kiara: Hey, cool! Heh... Dad is going to blow a gasket when he learns this!! Kovu: Who's your daddy? Kiara: Simba. King of Pride Rock. Kovu: Hmmm.... I'll have to kill him. At least, that is what my mother instructed me to do. Kiara: Why's that? Kovu: He killed my father. Kiara: D@mmit Dad! you're not even here... and you're embarrasing me!!!!! Yeah, you can kill him... but first... let's play a game! Kovu: okay... what are we going to play? Kiara: "House". Kovu: Ohhhh.... Kiara: let's see... I'm the mommy, you're the daddy... and... HMM... let's make those reeds over there the bedroom, and over here... Kiara: Hi daddy! Simba: KIARA! Where've you been??!! It's been HOURS since you ran away! Kiara: Really? Gee... Time flies when you'r having fun... Simba: DOn't talk to me like that, young lady!!! ANd who's your friend, anyway? Kovu: My name is Kovu. My mother says that I am to kill you. Kiara: Yeah, Kovy, kick his a- Simba: KIARA!! Now, what were you saying??!! Kovu: Well... my mom just wants me to kill you. That's all. Simba: WHat else did she say? Kovu: Do you really want to hear all those nasty words? Simba: Who is she, anyway? Kovu: Zira. SImba: ZIRA??!! I banished her! what were you doing with my daughter??!! what are you even doing here??!! ...And how come you don't look younger, too? Kovu: I've been taking my vitamins. Oh, so this means Kiara's older. Neat. I always did prefer older women... SImba: ...And a smart mouther, too. Kovu: I've already skipped a grade. I have kept a 4.0 in everything ever since the beginning! Simba: Go Away! Zira, warrior lioness: Kovu, get away from that evil lion! Simba: Oh, great. This is going to be fun... Zira: ANd you! YOU'RE going to get what's coming to you! Simba: what's your kid going to do to me? Talk me to sleep? Hah! get out of here, you old, stinky lioness! Ha ha ha ha! Zira: ARRRG!! That's why I liked Scar... he knew what we women like. But you'll soon pay for killing him!!! and I'll enjoy watching you die!!! Simba: Why don't you just kill me now? Zira: Sorry... I can't. I got soccer practice tomorrow, and I'm hosting the hunting class for all next week. However, if i *WEREN'T* a *SINGLE* parent... I would have the time. GEe... I wonder why Kovu doesn't have a daddy... Simba: ALLright! that does it! Go away!!!!! Kovu: Simba, I'm here to kick your Glutimus to the Maximus. Simba: K-Kovu? How'd you get like that? Kovu: I've been taking my vitamins... Simba: Please, don't hurt me.... Kovu: Well... There is your daughter... Simba: eh, take her. Kovu: ...and your kingdom... Simba: eh, Nala did all the work anyway... Kovu: Good, then it's settled. Mom, you can move in now! Simba: HUH, WHA? Zira: Hello, nephew-in-law... or should I say, BROTHER-IN-LAW! Hee hee! The only way this would have been better, was if I was your Mother in law!!! Simba: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ...ANd they all lived happily ever after.... except Simba. Zira made the rest of his life a living hell. Kovu and Kiara no longer needed to play house anymore, either. Both enjoyed eachother's company. The ENd. Gee... It wasn't as good as I thought It'd turn out. Oh well... It's better than some posts... The best-- apparently-- is still yet to come! -Rindimo --  The Tiger is made to kill and hunt, The Lion too, but more towards fight. The Leopards and Jaguars were made to climb, And Cheetahs made for earthly flight. But there is one creature of forgotten lore: Shrouded in mystery, be that it's trade, Of other virtues, it has all four- Respect the Puma, and what God made. -Rindimo E-mail Address: Rindimo@bellsouth.net *If you can read this, then I am still an eligible bachelor!*  Founder (and only member) of: The L.O.S.T.- C.A.U.S.E. (League Of Simplistic Technology- Causing All Unforseen Solutions Evident) K.I.S.S.: Keep It Simple, Stupid. (Long neglected scientific principle)