Disclaimer: <Chuckles>  Though I censored the swear words... you still
get an idea what they are, so be forewarned!  ;)


			What a Combo!
		    By: Rindimo Cheetah

	Mufasa was walking down a well-worn path that kings for all time have
walked down.  He was familiar with every pebble, every plant that grew
alongside it, as he patrolled the border of the pridelands. With grim
visage, he looked out beyond his borders-- scanning for potential
threats to his family, and children.
	"Mufasa!  The swimming pool!" Scar shouted as he ran up to him,
"Simba's down there!!"
	Quickly, without a word, Mufasa ran ahead of Scar towards the royal
family pool.  His heart was racing, as was his mind, when he thought of
his only son struggling to get a breath of air.
	"Hold on Simba!" He shouted, as he jumped onto the springboard, and did
a full gainer-- into an empty pool.  As his skull proceeded to shatter
the concrete floor of the pool, he recalled the cleaner drained it
yesterday to service the filter vents...
	"MUFASA!  Hurry, Quick!" Scar shouted again, "Now Simba's stuck in the
thorn bushes!!!"
	Obviously a bit disoriented, and punch-drunk, Mufasa obligingly
blunderred into the thorns with a painful roar.  The more he writhed,
the more he became caught up in them.  Finally, with a sacrifice to
dignity, he tore from the painful patch with a mighty leap.
	"Mufasa!  Hurry!  Now Simba's at the waterhole!"
	Before he could think of it, Mufasa found himself hurredly running to
the waterhole.  At least this time, there was some water to break his
fall...  and crocodiles to boot!
	With a mighty roar, he swiped at the scaly creatures that were affixing
their toothy jaws to him.  Fortuneately, they were small, but that
mattered not to their voracity.
	Whalloped, ripped, and tattered, Mufasa finally climbed out of the den
of reptiles, and shakily stood dripping wet next to the banks of the
water hole-- panting out of breath.
	"Hurry Mufasa!" Scar happily shouted, as he danced up to the king's
face, "NOW he's in the gorge!"
	"OH F*** OFF, YOU D@MN B******!" Mufasa said as he swiped at Scar. 
"You and your D@MN pranks!  You could've killed me!"

			The End.
-- 
				-Rindimo Cheetah
			        (rindimo@bellsouth.net)

+Founder, and only member of L.O.S.T.-- C.A.U.S.E (League Of Simplistic 
	Technology--  Creating All Unforeseen Solutions Evident)
+FCOS Lost & Found Clerk 						ICQ # : 12915153
+Amateur Artist/Writer/Musician						AOL IM : Rindimo1
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+ Honorable Member of the Pride Keepers.
"One thing nothing can destroy, is our pride deep inside we are one!"

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Well don't stop.  Whatever you do, don't stop.  Because as soon as you
			stop, you're forgotten.

			        - Mageuzi
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