You Know You're A Lion King Nut When...

	...You start your own "Pride" in a compound out in the Texas
"Savannah".

	...You kill your uncle... hoping that will end the long drought.

	...You are taken to prison when presenting your newborn son to the
world, Police thought you were holding the baby hostage ontop of the
hospital.

	...You profess to be a cheetah, and spend all day writing many
parodies.  =)  Guilty.  ;)

	...You spend quite some time coming up with things to write under "YOu
Know You're A Lion King Nut When..."

	...You have a diving board for your pool modelled after Pride Rock.

	...On your Rolls Royce... you have a golden Zazu for the head
ornament.  :)

	... Your living room is modelled after a cave... and you have lioness
plushies strewn about as in the scene where Simba tried to wake his dad.

	....And, as always...  You Might Be A Lion King Nut When.... YOur Name
is DAVE!  ;)

				A Lion King nut,
				   -Rindimo

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              The Tiger is made to kill and hunt,
             The Lion too, but more towards fight.
          The Leopards and Jaguars were made to climb,
             And Cheetahs made for earthly flight.
          But there is one creature of forgotten lore:
            Shrouded in mystery, be that it's trade,
               Of other virtues, it has all four-
              Respect the Puma, and what God made.
                            -Rindimo
             E-mail Address: Rindimo@bellsouth.net
             *If you can read this, then I am still
                     an eligible bachelor!*
               


































     Founder (and only member) of: The L.O.S.T.- C.A.U.S.E.
(League Of Simplistic Technology- Causing All Unforseen Solutions
                            Evident)
  K.I.S.S.: Keep It Simple, Stupid. (Long neglected scientific
                            principle)