>Either it's very easy to do, OR.... there is an evil conspiracy at >Disney. AHAHAHAHA!! A chance at my new parody!! hahaha! ok, well a conspiracy,,, Disney evil? hehehe >:) Ok here it goes!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"Yes? so what are you saying?" "It's almost ready for the master plan.. hehe."

"So soon? Shouldn't we wait for the release of Simba's Pride? " "Why should we? We have enough loyal fans right?"

"Maybe, but the biggest and most influencing crowd is the TLKers!" "Hmm so if we wait, they will be on our side?"

"Yeah! Especially if the movies good!" "Ok then they have till October 27.. hehe"

"But some people won't get it till later!" "Ok then, right before Christmas... we'll set the plan to action!!"

"ok! I'll get the companies to work over time to get as many Simba's Pride and other Products ready for it." <*click*, the Producer steps out of his apartment, whispering to a guard, then fade to black. fade in to an office where the head of Disney sits in a big leather chair. Another Producer guy comes> What do you want? Can't you see i'm busy? Well I just came to tell you.." What? Tell me now!

Well sir, the plan is almost ready to take action! well get it started,,, we don't want to blow our chance

Ok, I'll get right on it! Mom!!! Simba's Pride is coming out in October and it's going to be sold out!! can we pre order it? I don't think so, it won't be sold out,, They have a million copies waiting for you! Mom! My birthday is coming up in August.... How can I forget, you remind me every hour on the hour And I want the Lion king on Laser Disc! laser disc... go do the dishes like I asked But mom!! Since we are redoing my room... can we paint it white with jungle vines like TLK!?!? You are turning 13 ...No.. I might let you hang up your lion king poser.. but that's it And hey! can we spiffyafy my art desk? I want to work for Disney you know! I know I know You know... All the people at works kids want to work for Disney... Hmm strange Oh how could this happen? I was doing so well!! I don't know, but I bet it's that Disney Company... Ahh! What are you doing here? Hehe Disney bought the company... And We're re-modeling it! we need the secret weapon! Go get it! now make copies of this and make sure all the workers see this hehe hehe our plan is working perfectly.. just wait until our big surprise.. the master plan hehe Mom! For christmas I want a Mickey mouse toy and a Disney cd and a Disney bla bla ba... What's up with Disney? Are they taking over the world? WHo knows.. WOW! A DISNEY HAT!! A DISNEY CD FoR My Disney Cd Player! oh joy another Disney clock and earrings and rings... goody and more Disney ties... great gifts kids... Well we know how you guys like Disney Sure we do... sure we do.. Some how we don't have all the TLK fans!

Hmm i wonder why? That's IT!

What? A Lion King ride at Disney Land!!!

Good idea sir! i'll get right on it! ok, but remember it's our little secret and make it good!

Yes sir! HAHAHA! We Did it! we took over the world!!

YES!!! Now what?

I don't know.. we took over the world.. What's next? The moon! hahahahahaha!!!! HAHA! There it is.. my stupid story,,, Wasn't really a parody though.... Hope you enjoyed wasn't really good.... oh well back to the drawing board.. It was a good idea.. should have left it to the pros... Questions? Comments? Ridiculing laughs and pointing in my face? you can write to Yamook@juno.com to keep down the spam.. Gab A Note: I have nothing against Disney.. In Fact I am a totally loyal fan myself..all ways was always will be.. I hope to work for Disney one day.. and be a Disney Animator/Character designer.. It plays an important role in my life... So please don't kill me... hhehe =o) Proud leader in The Pride Keepers "One thing nothing can destroy is our Pride deep inside We are One." "Haven't you heard All work and no play makes Raphael a dull turtle!"-Raphael _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]