Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1998 18:22:39 -0800 (PST) From: Tamfay Subject: Courtroom Parody (WAS: Re: who really killed Mufasa?) To: TLK-L@lionking.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Sender: owner-tlk-l@lionking.org Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org X-UIDL: 1fb6461c70b9209cef207d470474cd0d Thinking about judges and all this, I got an idea! A cut scene in which the Lion King chars, except Mufasa, go to court! Scene: An American Courtroom Judge: Can we please ask who the defendent is? Scar: Me. Judge: Charge? Scar: Attempted murder. Judge: And do we have witnesses? A few wildebeests: Us. Judge: Tell me what you saw. A few wildebeests: Well, we were grazing quietly when Scar appeared on a rock. Three hyenas went after us, and herded us into a gorge. We stampeded along when all a sudden we was running over this little cub. Simba: Me. Judge: Please, prosicutor Simba, no interuptions. A few wildebeests: This big grown up lion comes down and puts the cub up on this rock. Then he starts running around. He climbs up this rock face, and Scar slams his claws into Mufasa's paws. He whispers something, and then lets go. Mufasa goes flying, and hits the dirt. We was running over him, and then he died. The hyenas dissapeared, and we ran off. Judge: And Simba, what did you see? Simba: I saw my dad climbing up this rock and went to go find him. I'm on this ledge looking around, and see him fall into the herd. Scar: I OBJECT! Judge: Overruled. Scar: Judge: Allright pal, let's hear YOUR side of the story. Scar: Mufasa had told me about a suprise for Simba. I took him into the gorge where Mufasa wanted to meet with him about the suprise. I went to look for Mufasa where I saw three hyenas start a huge stampede! I ran to find Mufasa, and told him about the stampede and Simba. Mufasa raced to save Simba, and I tried to locate them on a rock. I saw Mufasa put Simba in safety, but one of the witnesses picked up Mufasa on his back and run off. I tried to follow and save my loving brother, but couldn't. Then I saw him. He was struggling up a cliff, and I went to help him. I put my claws into his paw, struggling to bring him up. But my claws slipped, and Mufasa fell. I saw him trampled, and found Simba with his dead father. Judge: Any closing statements? A few wildebeests: Yeah right... Judge:This is a tough case. Ok. I go for the defendent. Witnesses accused of murder, case closed. Simba: But Scar killed my DAD! Judge: Huh, not the way I see it! I'm gonna be a mighty judge, so all you others beware! Lalala... Director: CUT! No singing, please? == Look out! It's from TAMFAY! _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com