Okay, I'm going to give my very best try at this comedy stuff and post this parody. enjoy Scene: Nala talking to Simba Nala: Who does she remind you off Simba: Who..Wha...Who Nala: She's just like you when you were young Simba: Exactly, do you realize the dangers we put ourselves in [Nala Pouncing on Simba] Nala: You mean the Danger you put us in Simba: Nala, You have blue eye's, you know how that makes me feel! Director: Cut! Nala I though we agreed to take off those contacts Nala: If I do that I can't see, I can't work under the condition I did In the first movie. Director: Oy --------- Scene: The Presentaion of Kiara, "He Lives in You" Playing in the background [Next you see the Pan of Mufasa in the Sky] Mufasa: Kiara you have not known the power of the Dark Side Director: Cut Mufasa: Opps Wrong Movie -------- Scene: Same as Above Mufasa: Whoa Simba I thought you were more potent than that. Only one Cub Nala: Your telling me! Simba: Nala! Director: CuuuuT! -------- Scene: after Pumba, just jump on Kiara in the watering hole. Kiara: Will sombody please just listen to me Timon: Sorry I wasn't listening, did you say something princess Kiara: Yess! I wan't more Palm branches you idiot. Timon: that's it I can't take dis ting No more, I am an New York actor actor. I've worked on the Broadways most famous stages. Pumba: Boy does this Stink Timon: Look who's talking Director: Cut! Will you get those two seperated...Premondonas! ------- Scene: The confrontation with Simba and Zira after the first meeting with Kovu and Kiara Simba: Zira! Zira: Simba! [Simba gives a growl] Zira: Nala Nala: Zira! Timon: Timon, Pumba and now that we know each other....Why don't you get out of our Pride Lands! Zira: Your Pridelands, Your Pride lands why you little twerps [Zira Growls and jumps on the two, trying to tear them apart with her teeth] Director: Get the shockers! Zira Stick to contract, we don't eat the other actors....[look of horror on Directors face] Simba Noooo! Tanabi: Can't you stick me in now Directors: No! ------- Okay thiers my bout at comedy.....if you don't find it funny. Don't worry, I can handel it.