Here we go again!

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Scene: Simba and Nala talking to Kiara at the beginning.
Zazu: Nothing out there but a bunch of backstabbing Outsiderrrrs
Simba: That's right, you can't- <pausing> Zazu...where did you get those
teeth from??
Zazu: <grins> Bought them with the money from the last film, it's the
'thing' for birds you know.
Director: CUT!
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Scene: Simba and Nala atop pride rock.
Simba: <to Nala> Do you know how much danger we put ourselves in?
Nala: <pouncing Simba down> You mean YOU put us in.
Simba: <squinting up at her> What happened to your chin?
Nala: <snorts> I don't see you winnin' any beauty paegents lion!
Director: Break it up you two!
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Scene: Outlands
Nuka: I don't see why he's the chosen one- ARGH! These termites! <begins to
scoot along the ground, screeching, then suddenly stops in his motion and
whimpers>
Director: <turning head> Oh geez, someone call a proctologist.
Nuka: <high pitched> mommy....
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Scene: On Zazu, flying above
Zazu: I must tell Sambo!
Director: SIMBA!!
Zazu: <sighs> I mean Simba!
Director: <mutters to aide> Contact Rowan, tell him we'll triple the
contract. I don't care if it'll be overbudget!!
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Scene: In Upendi, Kiara hops out to get in the Conga line, Kovu hops out
after her and gives the camera a wink.
Kiara: <squealing> You're supposed to just hold lightly you oaf!
Kovu: <gives his characteristic chuckle>
Director: <whispering to assistent> We can let that slide, can't we?
Assistent: <whispering back> Well, we could have.. <points back>
Director: <sighs> Five minutes people! <yelling at Kovu and Kiara> And if
you wreck the set you're goin' back to the drawing board!
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Scene: Under the stars with Simba
Simba: Father, I am lost...Kovu is one of THEM.
Mufasa: <paws in ears humming> I'm not listening, I'm not listening...
Simba: An outsider
Mufasa: <shakes head> nono..La la la la...
Director: Mufasa, can't you keep your comments to yourself?
Mufasa: <blows the director over>
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Scene: Log slide, with Nuka under it.
Nuka: <cough cough>
Zira: <gasping>
Nuka: I'm sorry mother...I tried... <giggle>
Zira: <starts to laugh>
Director: Let's try that again!
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Scene: Same scene with Nuka under it
Nuka: <coughgigglecough>
Zira: <gasping>
Nuka: I'm sorry mother, I- <laughter>
Zira: <laughing along> Shh <starts to fall back laughing>
Director: Can we be a bit serious here?
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Scene: One more time!
Nuka: <cough cough>
Zira: <gasping>
Nuka: I'm <bursts into giggles again>
Zira: <tries to keep a straight face but starts laughing too>
Director: <throwing down the script> Nuka! You're dying for kings sake!
Nuka: <snickering> I'm sorry director, <giggle> I tried!
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Scene: Zira hanging from the rock at the end, struggling to get up
Kiara: Zira! Grab my paw!
Zira: <looks down, looks up, looks down again, then lunges for the paw>
Kiara: <whips it away with an evil chuckle> Suckah..
Zira: AAAAGH!
Director: CUT!
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Scene: Zira hanging from a rock at the end, struggling to hold on.
Kiara: Zira! Grab my paw!
Director: Cut! Technical difficulties...just hang in there and we'll get
them fixed up.
Zira: <hanging, looking up at Kiara>
Kiara: <gives Zira an evil grin and whispers> Remember that nasty look you
gave me when I was a cub?
Zira: <blinks> Umm, it was all in the script. What are you gonna do??
Kiara: <turns around and tickles Zira's underarm with her tail>
Zira: <sputters, then falls> AHHH!!
Director: Alright, we're set- hey! Where'd Zira go??
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<grins> That'll do it for this round. :)

-Simba W.

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