In a message dated 97-11-19 05:18:01 EST, Dave S. writes:

> Rafiki *has* to be one a golfer!!!! (I can just imagine the funny comments
>  he'd make as his ball fly...).

<fade in on a typical golf course.  Rafiki walks up, wearing a golfer's cap
and stroking his beard thoughtfully.  He snaps his fingers, and Pumbaa rushes
up with a golf club bag on his back.  The only thing in the bag, however, is
a staff.  Rafiki takes the staff, looks it over thoughtfully, "Hmm"s, and
nods.  He walks up to the tee and takes a couple practice swings.  Nodding
once more, he prepares to swing.  He takes a great swing, and-- *THWACK!*
 The ball goes flying, flying, until it disappears from view.>

Pumbaa:  Ah... Rafiki...?

Rafiki: Hmm?

Pumbaa:  Why did you hit the ball over there?  That's not where you're
supposed to be aiming...

Rafiki: Nope! Wrong again!

<cut to the Pride Lands, where the sun is rising.  King Simba pads out of his
cave, out on to the promontory, and yawns.  In mid yawn, however, a golf ball
whacks him in the head.>

Simba: OWWW!!! <Simba blinks, looks around, and sees no one.  Finally, he
calls out>  What was *that* for??

Rafiki:  <calling back faintly>  To see if you still remembered!

~Ndoto~
(Sorry, couldn't resist. ;->)