Top 16 Disney Excuses for Using Haitian Sweatshops (4 kilobytes)
by Chris White. First posted on 1997-12-04
Posted by Ryan McGinnis
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Pride Lands Nuclear Reactor (3 kilobytes) |
by Brian Schwark. First posted on 1998-07-17 Timon and Pumbaa take over as operators of the Pride Lands nuclear reactor, with devastating results... |
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Mo' Da Lion King (1 kilobytes) |
by Caji. First posted on 1998-12-31 Two more scenes translated into ebonics. |
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Source of SP Rumours (4 kilobytes) |
by Chris Boyce. First posted on 1998-07-05 Where all of the rumours about the plot of SP probably originate. I hesitated to put this under "Humour" because it sounds so true! |
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Top 16 Disney Excuses for Using Haitian Sweatshops (4 kilobytes) |
Posted by Ryan McGinnis |
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FCOS - Revival New Flash (6 kilobytes) |
by Dave Braun. First posted on 1996-08-31 The First Church of Simba continues its quest for excuses to drink beer. |
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Zazu - The Power Behind The Throne? (2 kilobytes) |
Just why is the majordomo a hornbill, anyway? |
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Pants (1 kilobytes) |
by David Cleary. First posted on 1998-08-18 The post that started it all... I think |
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John Burkitt & Dave Braun (13 kilobytes) |
by FCOS Bulletin - The Conversion of Ella Belle Watkins. First posted on 1996-08-22 Several First Church of Simba bulletins |
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All Our Pants (5 kilobytes) |
by Fessran. First posted on 1998-08-19 The mission: To insert a "pants" reference into EVERY line in TLK.... (???) |
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Love Talk Live 2 (8 kilobytes) |
by J. Takeshi A.. First posted on 1998-07-12 Radio show based on characters from the MUCK. |
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FCOS - Let there be light (2 kilobytes) |
by JTC. First posted on 1998-06-02 One more event in the life of the First Church of Simba |
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American Express (1 kilobytes) |
by Jeff Dearman. First posted on 1998-06-21 Parody of a commercial. |
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Mel Brook's Frankenstein (1 kilobytes) |
Explains what happened to Mufasa's body a little later on that night... |
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Did Scar Live? (9 kilobytes) |
by Joe McCauley. First posted on 1997-11-21 Simba invites the mysterious Scar back to Pride Rock for a day.. and gets the surprise of his life when he sees not one, not two, but many Scars! |
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Ugas and the Santa Suit (6 kilobytes) |
by John Burkitt. First posted on 1998-12-02 Egg nog makes the Pride's Christmas party a little more... interesting. (Uses characters from Chronicles of the Pride Lands) |
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FCOS - Sad Announcement (2 kilobytes) |
by John Burkitt. First posted on 1997-11-30 The death of Ugas |
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Woman Assaulted by a Lion (3 kilobytes) |
by John Burkitt & Mirco Zacher. First posted on 1997-11-29 John Burkitt's urban lion is starting to annoy the residents |
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Pants (1 kilobytes) |
by Keenath. First posted on 1998-08-18 The pants thickens... |
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Real Rafiki Revealed (3 kilobytes) |
by Kidsimba. First posted on 1998-12-19 Rafiki does drugs... we all know it, but no-one wants to admit it. |
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Night Before Christmas, The (2 kilobytes) |
As lions would have told it! |
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Kings Must be Crazy, The (3 kilobytes) |
by Krazy Kat. First posted on 1998-07-17 "The Gods Must Be Crazy" crossover |
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You Can't Hide (3 kilobytes) |
by Laura McDaniel. First posted on 1998-12-02 Nala and Kovu discover a disturbing fact about their parentage... |
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Fire! (1 kilobytes) |
by Laura McDaniel. First posted on 1998-11-29 How are they gonna put that fire out in SP, anyway? |
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SP Outtakes (3 kilobytes) |
More SP Outtakes |
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Raven, The (10 kilobytes) |
by Mageuzi. First posted on 1997-11-24 Parody on Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven |
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X-Files: Nothing in the Pridelands (37 kilobytes) |
by Mageuzi. First posted on 1998-07-03 X-Files crossover |
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Timon and Pumbaa's July 4th (6 kilobytes) |
by Mageuzi. First posted on 1998-07-04 Timon and Pumbaa have a blast on July 4th... |
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Top Ten Signs You've Been the the TLK-L Too Long (1 kilobytes) |
by Mageuzi. First posted on 1997-11-28 Top ten list |
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El Nino (1 kilobytes) |
by Magic T. Dragon. First posted on 1998-07-25 El Nino interferes with Mufasa's vision |
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Smart Alec Employee (1 kilobytes) |
by Megan Edwards. First posted on 1997-11-16 Adventures in buying TLK merchandise |
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Disney Takes over the World (7 kilobytes) |
by Melissa A. Spencer. First posted on 1998-07-13 The disney company takes over the world. |
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Zira's Audition (2 kilobytes) |
by Melissa S.. First posted on 1998-11-28 Zira see's they're auditioning for the part of Scar's mate in SP, and she's purrfect for the part! |
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Parent Trap, The (3 kilobytes) |
by Melissa S.. First posted on 1998-08-19 Nala's real father is revealed in this Parent Trap crossover. |
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A Scar For Scar (Zorro) (2 kilobytes) |
by Melissa S.. First posted on 1998-08-19 Zorro crossover |
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Realization (2 kilobytes) |
by Melissa S. Spencer. First posted on 1998-07-08 What would have happened in TLK if Simba wasn't so dumb. |
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Interview With Zira (6 kilobytes) |
by Miana. First posted on 1998-07-25 Written before SP came out. |
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Simba's Many Faults (2 kilobytes) |
by Miana. First posted on 1998-08-04 Kiara asks her father some probing questions. |
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You Know You're a Simba's Pride Fan When... (1 kilobytes) |
by Miana. First posted on 1998-07-24 More signs |
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Da Lion King (1 kilobytes) |
by Micki Moran. First posted on 1998-11-24 Translation of some scenes into ebonics. |
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A girl?! (6 kilobytes) |
by Miki Moran. First posted on 1998-11-23 Timon and Pumbaa show their REAL babysitting skills... with horrifying results... |
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Fanfiction (2 kilobytes) |
by Mirrani. First posted on 1998-08-24 Simba yearns for Internet access |
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Pants (3 kilobytes) |
by Moker. First posted on 1998-08-20 The cast of the TLK star in pants commercials... |
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I Spy (4 kilobytes) |
Explains why Nala's eyes are not the same colour as in TLK. |
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Overnight a-Rivalry (5 kilobytes) |
Mr. Bananabeak moves in on Zazu's turf with his overnight delivery service. This one gets a Top Pick for the last line! |
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Upendi, Take 1 (4 kilobytes) |
Upendi probably took a lot of technical effort on the part of Rafiki |
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World Football Championship & TLK (1 kilobytes) |
by Mufasa Lion. First posted on 1998-06-18 How do you connect the World Footbal Championship & TLK? Here's how! |
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Name That Cub (3 kilobytes) |
by Nala. First posted on 1998-08-18 Nala and Simba argue over what to name their cub... very funny! |
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Cattle Call (4 kilobytes) |
by Pantera Leo Persida. First posted on 1999-07-14 Timon's Tabloid account of Nala's TLK in Toronto audition and aftermath. |
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Ambulance Chaser (2 kilobytes) |
by Panthera Leo Persida. First posted on 1998-11-29 Kovu's lawyer sues for damages after "Not One of Us" sequence goes awry. |
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Black Widow, the (2 kilobytes) |
by Panthera Leo Persida. First posted on 1998-11-28 A detective interviews Zira about a murder of a cheetah. |
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Simba & Timon Go Fishing (3 kilobytes) |
by Panthera Leo Persida. First posted on 1999-01-03 Simba and Timon go fishing, but end up in a compromising position. |
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Casino! (5 kilobytes) |
by Panthera Leo Persida. First posted on 1999-02-14 "Simba uncovers another Zira plot. Sequel to Ambulance Chaser." |
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All our pants (1 kilobytes) |
by Petter Dennis. First posted on 1998-08-24 I have no idea what pants brought this on... |
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Anneke: Warrior Princess (4 kilobytes) |
by Red Wizard. First posted on 1997-11-26 Parody of "Xena: Warrior Princess" I think. |
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Golfing (1 kilobytes) |
by Red Wizard. First posted on 1997-11-19 Rafiki plays golf |
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Truth or Dare (10 kilobytes) |
What if, at the end of TLK, Scar and Simba played Truth or Dare instead of all that violence? |
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Savanna Steak House, The (31 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-02-02 Rindimo learns the ropes at the Savanna Steak House |
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Affirmative! (1 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-10-29 In this Terminator crossover, Zira teaches Vitani to chill out. |
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The Test of Impending Peril (1 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-11-03 SP/Monty Python's Holy Grail crossover |
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Mysterious Boogety-Shoo of Pridelands High, The (12 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-07-15 Deals with who is Nala's real father -- very funny |
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I Was Right The First Time (3 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-11-11 A series of practical jokes paralyses the pridelands... |
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SP Outtakes (3 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-11-16 More SP Outtakes |
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Tale of Sir Scaralot, The (3 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-07-06 Monty Python Holy Grail/ TLK Crossover |
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Rindimo Zone, The (4 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-07-05 Twilight Zone crossover. When Scar plots to kill Mufasa, things don't quite go as planned... do-do-do-dooo do-do-do-dooo... |
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Judgement Day (6 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-11-22 Scar goes to court |
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Alternate Subplots of SP, The (6 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-07-01 A parody of SP written nearly five months BEFORE the movie was released |
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FCOS - First Assault of the FCOS Junior Marines (10 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-06-19 Unabridged adventures of the Junior Marines, affliated with the First Church of Simba. |
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Terminator (4 kilobytes) |
Terminator crossover -- Poor Scar, Mufasa just WONT die... A well executed parody. |
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What a Combo! (2 kilobytes) |
"Mufasa! The swimming pool! Simba's down there!" Scar's never ending pranks... |
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Hornlander (4 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-05-26 Zazu doesn't seem to age... Find out why in this Highlander crossover |
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Why Kiara Doesn't Want To Be A Queen (5 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-05-13 Kiara wants to be a lawyer, instead, like Ally McBeal. |
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Busted! (5 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-05-03 Rafiki is busted for trafficking drugs |
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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night (12 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-05-02 A day in the life of Rindimo, Private Eye. |
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Rafiki of OZ (3 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-04-26 Explains how Rafiki managed to stage Mufasa in the Clouds. Wizard of OZ Crossover. |
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You Didn't See Anything (4 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-04-26 That darn Milkweed floss is causing problems again. Reference to the S-E-X in the clouds |
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Hello El Nino (10 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-04-20 El Nino hits the Pride Lands |
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To Kill a King... (5 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-04-14 Scar tries to devise the perfect plan to kill a king. |
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Lady Nefertiri's Nail Salon (4 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-04-13 Explains how Scar keeps his nails so sharp |
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FCOS - Treasure (6 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-04-11 Rindimo finds something hidden in the catacombs of the First Church of Simba |
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Circle of Wives (6 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-04-07 Mufasa explains to young Simba why there are so many lionesses and only two adult lions in the pride |
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Hyena Joke (2 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-03-21 A great hyena joke |
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Rafiki Karaoke (5 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-03-20 Now, for $19.95, you can own Rafiki's Greatest hits! |
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Raiders of the Lost Bark (10 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-02-26 Indiana Jones crossover. |
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Oil King, The (10 kilobytes) |
Scar tries to sell Pride Rock to an oil company. Explains the real motives behind his actions in TLK. |
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Conspiracy, The (6 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-02-05 Rindimo is behind the conspiracy to throw a pie at Bill Gates |
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Cheetah vs. Windows 95 (4 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-01-27 Rindimo and Cheetah tell their complaints to Bill Gates about Windows 95 |
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Lost Pride Land (3 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-01-19 Jurassic Park crossover |
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How Zira Had Her Ear Notched (8 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-11-30 A boxing/ear biting parody. Continued by Snowcat. |
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I'm All Yours (4 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-12-01 Zira rudely interrupts Simba while he's watching the superbowl. |
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Beep Me if you Need Me (12 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-12-09 Rindimo builds Kiara a primitive beeper |
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You Know You're A Lion King Nut When... (1 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-07-26 10 more reasons |
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SP Outtakes (4 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-11-06 More SP Outtakes |
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Lion King Dinner Theatre, The (20 kilobytes) |
by Rindimo Cheetah. First posted on 1998-07-23 Just a bunch of stuff that happens |
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Villians Sue Disney (4 kilobytes) |
by Ryan McGinnis. First posted on 1998-07-06 Disney's stereotypical villians get together and sue Disney in this news article. |
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You Know You're A Lion Ling Fan When... (1 kilobytes) |
by Ryan McGinnis. First posted on 1998-07-23 More signs you need professional help |
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Deus Ex Machina (2 kilobytes) |
by Ryan McGinnis. First posted on 1998-06-30 An alternate, much shorter, ending to SP. |
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Interview With Kovu (1 kilobytes) |
by Sean. First posted on 1998-07-26 Written before SP came out |
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Jerry Springer Crossover (5 kilobytes) |
by Simba. First posted on 1998-07-15 Cast of TLK on Jerry Springer |
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Getting Ready for SP (1 kilobytes) |
by Simba Wiltz. First posted on 1998-10-29 Explains why the characters look slightly different in SP... |
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SP Outtakes (6 kilobytes) |
by Simba Wiltz. First posted on 1998-11-05 The original SP Outtakes |
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Simba's Pride Out-takes (4 kilobytes) |
Some of the out takes that must have occurred when filming SP. |
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SP Outtakes (2 kilobytes) |
by Snayle. First posted on 1998-11-07 More SP Outtakes |
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Lion King II: A Messed Up Sequel (12 kilobytes) |
by Snayle. First posted on 1998-06-29 Simba tries explains the facts of life to Kiara. WARNING: Contains an explanation of the facts of life. |
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FCOS Announces New Swindle (1 kilobytes) |
by Snowcat. First posted on 1997-11-19 First Church of Simba News Bulletin |
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Argumentum ad Hominem (2 kilobytes) |
by Snowcat. First posted on 1998-12-07 Kiara misunderstands the "we are one" speech |
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Rafiki Theater Mystery Story Time (5 kilobytes) |
by Snowcat. First posted on 1998-08-03 Rafiki tells Kiara some of his "wise" stories... |
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Masterplonq Theatre Revue (5 kilobytes) |
A very original review of SP that puts things in a vastly different perspective... |
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FCOS - The Grand Pumbaa's Christmas Favourites (6 kilobytes) |
by Snowcat. First posted on 1997-12-01 Book review of one of the First Church of Simba's offerings. |
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FCOS - A Public Rebuttal (2 kilobytes) |
by Snowcat. First posted on 1998-07-06 One of the First Church of Simba's must-read bulletins |
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Pouncing Lesson (1 kilobytes) |
by Snowcat. First posted on 1998-11-18 Kiara's Pouncing lesson gone awry... |
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FCOS - FA$T CA$H -- UNTOLD BUCKET$ OF WEALTH (3 kilobytes) |
by Snowcat?. First posted on 1998-07-05 This unorthodox First Church of Simba bulletin is a great parody of make money fast scams. |
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Rafiki's Journey (3 kilobytes) |
by Steve Hanov. First posted on 1996-04-30 Just how did Rafiki get to the top of Pride Rock so fast, anyway? |
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Wierd Merchandise (3 kilobytes) |
Wierd merchanise you'll probably never see on the shelves... |
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Scar Goes To Court (2 kilobytes) |
by Tamfay. First posted on 1998-11-22 Scar goes to court for killing Mufasa |
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Out Takes (TLK) (1 kilobytes) |
by Tamfay. First posted on 1998-11-19 TLK Out takes |
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SP Outtakes (2 kilobytes) |
by Tamfay. First posted on 1998-11-15 SP Outtakes |
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Lion King III: The Enchanted Kwanzaa (10 kilobytes) |
by Thylacine. First posted on 1998-11-30 Set after SP. |
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It Runs in the Family (10 kilobytes) |
When Mufasa's ghost returns, Simba just can't get the point! |
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Wicked Witch of the West(ern Outlands) (4 kilobytes) |
I knew it! Zira is really the wicked wich of the west in this Wizard of Oz crossover. Evokes a very interesting image! It also manages to sneak in some Star Wars. |
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Zira's Parenting Lessons (5 kilobytes) |
by Tracie Cheetah. First posted on 1998-11-04 Notice how Zira and Simba pick up their cubs differently? Simba teaches Zira the right way to pick up a cub. |
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Simba Meets Team Rocket (3 kilobytes) |
by Tracie Cheetah. First posted on 1998-11-29 Crossover with the TV Show Pokemon. |
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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Lion King (123 kilobytes) |
by Trey Tackett. First posted on 1998-06-22 MST3k-style TLK Script |
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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Simba's Pride (98 kilobytes) |
by Trey Tackett. First posted on 1998-11-01 MST3k-style SP Script |
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SP Outtakes (2 kilobytes) |
by Warner Jones. First posted on 1998-11-06 More SP Outtakes |