G'day,

At 13:32 8/08/98 -0500, Snowcat wrote:
 
  Ode To A Meerkat (as written by a lion)

  ROTFL! (as always) 

May I respond on behalf of the meerkat?

>fare thee well, lunch -
>I feel dismal!
>thank the gods for
>Pepto Bismal.

Ode to a lion

(as written by a meerkat)

Pepto Bismal will ease your pain
a stomach pump you can't obtain
so now I draw your short attention
to your 'bout of indigestion
alas you have ignored the fact
that Meerkats bathing habits lack
that certain regularity
required for edibility
so while your stomach slowly churns
you carnivores have got to learn
that if you are consuming meat
remember that the meat has feet
which o'er the years were never cleaned
so pay the price you feline fiend.

;P Tzup


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