Note: I had no were else to put this. Don't flame me. Jeremy Irons: Actor King ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Written by Meaghan Edwards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part One: ~~~~~~~~~ Jeremy's Story Unfolds ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Far away in a beautiful region in Ireland, there lives a mysterious man. Who is he? How did he come to be there? Hush! And I'll tell you the tale of a magnificant King, who lives in a huge, 15th century castle, far, far away from any busy city. He was born in Cowes Isle of Wright, England, on September 19th, 1948. This is the remarkably true story on the life and times of Jeremy Irons. The one true King of all actors. Married to actress Sinead Cusack, Jeremy has two sons, Matthew, and Samuel. Trained at Bristol Old Vic, he originally did not want to become a actor. Instead, however, Irons wanted to become a veteranarian. But unfortanately, be was brutally rejected by his Proffessor. He lost all hopes, untill he signed up for an acting class. Jeremy Irons made his first movie, Niijinsky, in 1980. He won an a Academy Award in 1990 for Best Actor in Reversal of Foutune as Clause Von Bulow, an excellent movie made by 20th Century Fox. Before he was married to Sinead Cusack, Jeremy Irons was married to Urma Thurman. After two years, Jeremy befriended another actress, Sinead Cusack. Urma took this as a challenge. She divorced Jeremy immediantly, not giving him a second chance. That was 25 years ago. That was then, this is now. Wherever Sinead Cusack goes into the public, Jeremy Irons goes with her. The hatred between Jeremy Irons and the Paparizis is as strong as the hatred between lions and hyenas. They are eternal enimes. Whenever Jeremy Irons sees these photographers coming up towards him or his family, he'll brutally attack them without mercy. Back in late 1996, Jeremy Irons defended his family from the Paparizs. He bitten one in the arm, gave a black eye to another, and another one had a broken leg after this incident. Jeremy Irons is fiercely protective of his family, friends and fans, and even the slightest threat to them will force him to attack whatever's threatening them without warning. Over six feet tall, and weighing in at 200 pounds, Jeremy Irons is an extreamly powerful actor and can be kill another man if he needed to, and nearly has a few times. His magnificant, handsome appearance is natural, without the need of plastic surgery. But his appearance alone is not what makes many fans attracted to him. Jeremy Irons has a chilling, hauntingly beautiful voice. His talant is tremendous, and perhaps, Irons may be the best actor in the world. Jeremy has appeared in many stage plays, some television shoes, notably Brideshead Revisited, and a lot of movies, such as Wild Duck, Damage, Die Hard With A Vengeance, Moonlighting, Betrayal, M. Butterfly, Dead Ringers and many others. He provided the voice of Scar, in The Lion King. Mr. Irons' film career is very interesting. He makes the characters in the movies come alive. A movie without Jeremy is like pizza without toppings. No matter how good it is, it just isn't the same thing. But Jeremy Irons carefully decides if he wants to be in this movie or not. He doesn't want to waste talant to make his fans unhappy. END OF PART ONE Jeremy Irons: Actor King ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Written by Meaghan Edwards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part Two: ~~~~~~~~~ Irons in the Fire ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was a hot, sultry summer's day in Ireland. All Jeremy Irons wanted to do was to sleep. For four hours straight, he took a nap on the waterbed. But he suddenly woke up. Jeremy remembered that it was his duty to patrol and check the property, keeping his family safe as possible. He stumbled about, dazed from the headrush that was caused by waking up too fast. Jeremy stepped outside and started to pace back and forth around the fenceline. He later throughly patroled the property away from the fence and after that, Jeremy Irons, on horseback, checked about outside his property, making sure everything is okay with him. This is a matter of security. By doing this, Jeremy's acting as if he was some sort of a human security system. It's only in his ancestor's genes to do this sort of a thing. Ever since the begining the Royal Family, his ancestors were sentry guards for the King's property. If a guard spots an unwelcome tresspasser, he would capture the intruder and keep him or her in the dungeon before he'd report this incident to the King and or Queen immediantly. This has been bred into his blood. His high degree of loyal, fiercely protective nature is what keeps his family, fans and family safe is all inherited from his ancestors. Jeremy Irons simply cannot get rid of this instinct. Jeremy patrols and checks the property daily, every three, four or five hours, rain or shine. At night, he turns on the alarm system and lets out the guard dogs, who are family pets at day, and alert guardians at night. Nobody has ever broke into his propert ever. A would-be thief should be smart enough to know that the fourty-nine year old, 200 pound actor can be as menacing and as dangerous as any big cat or bear, especially in defence of his family. If he sees anyone close to his property, he will make a roaring sound, sounding much like that of a tiger or lion. If that doesn't scare the person off, then we will run up to the gate, open it up and escort the person away, warning the person if the person comes too close to his property again, Jeremy Irons will threaten to call the police. Seeing that there was no threat, he did some gardening before having dinner. After watching three tapes of the BlackAdder series, we went outside once more to patrol his property. Just before he stepped outside, he saw a thief walking up to his gate. He raced down the porch, roaring. "Aru...Aru...Aru...!" The theif turned around, face to face with the most nastiest actor to run into . "Not this time, punk! It looks as if we are going to have to deal with this in a man-to-man fight!" Jeremy hissed. The intruder jeered. "I could kill you in a body fight any day," he sneered. Jeremy opened the gate and circled the thief. "We'll see about that!" Jeremy Irons snapped. As quick as possible, both men broke into a fight. Hitting and punching each other, this fight was serious, and deadly. The theif was aproximately twenty years of age. Just as the theif was about to punch the actor in the face, Jeremy bit him on the arm. Clutching his bleeding arm, the theif ran off. He stopped at a hill and looked back at the still maddened actor. "I'm going to get you for this. I've got a .22 and I'll see who'll never see the ligh of another day!" warned the would-be theif. Jeremy Irons was still angry as ever. He knew that this person, was in fact one of his eternal enemies: a member of the Paparizi. He was about to break into the castle and harrass the family. But that would be impossible. His strength defeated one of many of his arch enimes, but it didn't put a stop to it. END OF PART TWO Jeremy Irons: Actor King Written by Meaghan Edwards Part Three: Born Free, Living Free, Forever Free Living in a insolated part in Ireland is relaxing. The Paparizi memeber who he fought five weeks ago was a renegade, and never did come back to get his revenge. Jeremy Irons and his family are in peace here. No crowds surrounding them. No noisy traffic. Everything is quiet and enchanting. Of course, being a celebrity isn't easy. There are risks envolved. Stalkers, bothersome photographers, threatening Paparizis, and other actors make an actor's life difficult at times. As safe as the castle may be, Jeremy Irons is still alert, and wary of changes. Any fan who befriended him and goes to places with Jeremy, can tell you that "I feel so safe with him." And that statement is true. Jeremy Irons' voice can send chills running down the spine of anyone, even the most bravest, and often can be intimidating. But his bite is worse than his bite. As long as you are not a Paparizi, you'll be fine. It's a majestic sight seeing Jeremy Irons in Ireland. His voice is even more chilling and haunting there. Jeremy even looks better in Ireland. But seeing him stand atop of a cliff, overlooking the scenery, is a moment you'll never forget. Jeremy Irons seems to fit in with the surroundings. He just doesn't seem to mix well in large, crowded cities. Jeremy needs to be free, and he is. He was ment to be born free. Irons is living free, and he will be forever free. "Before I get up in the morning, I open the window beside my bed and I hear the birds singing. I can never do this elsewere," Jeremy Irons stood on a cliff and scanned the horizon. Being the actor king, he feels proud and important. Ever since 1974, he was the Actor King, and will remain King for his entire life. Sinead Cusack knew what Jeremy wanted. He loves the great outdoors, and also enjoys skiing and horseback riding. But she wondered why did he not like cooking or housework. Sinead thought, at first, that Jeremy Irons was lazy, or just couldn't be bothered. But glancing through the window of the kitchen she watched him one his every-three-to-four hour patrols, keeping the family safe, and she immedaintly changed her mind. He was born to be King. Somehow, in 1972, he somehow knew, hopeless as he was, his career would be a sucess. Twenty-five long years ago, he was frustrated and angry at being rejected from becoming a vet. But know, he figures, that he loves being an actor. A week has passed. Jeremy Irons has two unexpected guests. They were friends. They were other celebrites. One was Rowan Atkinson, a good actor-comedian friend that he worked with in 1994, and the other, Patricia Routledge, an actress, at age 68, is way past her prime, but is still young at heart. Jeremy has never seen the `old girl' for over twenty years. "It feels good to be King!" Jeremy grinned, as he took a sip of wine from the crystal wine glass. END OF PART THREE