From: "Mr. Bananabeak" To: TLK-L@lionking.org Subject: Parody : Timon and Pumbaa as Celine Dion Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1998 00:10:38 CEST Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Hello ! The Titanic-hype is starting all over again in The Netherlands, because of the video release. But it gave me an idea for a nice little parody-song. Celine, eat you hart out. Oh, and Ryan : If you like it, feel free to add it to your archive ! MY FARTS WILL GO ON - Timon and Pumbaa (Timon :) Every night in my bed, I hear them, I smell them I can't stand that they will go on. Far across the Pridelands, they hear them, they fear them Ev'ry creature knows they'll go on Near, far, wherever you are You will know that his farts will go on Once more, right thru his backdoor there they come, Pumbaa's farts, and his farts will go on and on. Gas can hit you one time, but last for a lifetime and never let go 'till you're gone I think I should leave you, but in time, I hope you'll try to stop them letting go on Near, far, wherever you are You will know that his farts will go on Once more, right thru his backdoor there they come, Pumbaa's farts, and his farts will go on and on. (Pumbaa, top of his voice :) I'm here, it's my smell you fear but you know that my farts will go on Please stay, I can't change my ways Try to stand all my farts 'cause my farts will go on and on....... [end] Comments and reactions welcome. Rob, who hopes he hasn't ruined anyone's appetite ;) "It's MISTER Bananabeak to you, fuzzy !" - Zazu ------- Begin TLK Code 1.51 ------- TLK+++ A B+ D+>++ C>+ L->++ M>++ Pzs+++ W>++ S++++ Tzsr+++ RLBM>RB a20 cdnw+++ e+>++ h+ iw++ lcmntxz p- sm# ------- End TLK Code -------