Warning, just SLIGHTLY bawdy.....


CAN YOU FEEL THE PANTS TONIGHT?

I can see what's happening, And they don't have a clue
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
His pants will split in two
The sweet caress of denim, There's magic in the air
And when she runs her paw across his--OY!
His seams are gonna tear!

Can you feel the pants tonight
(A word that rhymes with "sings")
His pants for once in perfect harmony
With well-dressed living things

"So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The reason why my pants are bulging out,
I think she'd go for me."

"He's holding back, he's hiding
Just what I can't decide
I wish that I could get that zipper down
And see the king inside!"

Can you feel the pants tonight
You know his love is true
He will strip, and that's one strong certainty
You know what he'll do

"And if she feels his pants tonight
It may be assumed
He'll split the seams beyond repairing them
In short, his pants are doomed!"

John B. with apologies to Tim Rice.