I was listening to my Christmas Present from my grandparents (the Armageddon soundtrack I took them shopping to get...then they insisted it was from "Santa Clause") I decided to make a parody to commemorate the leaving and achievements of the list's late, great, posters. So guys...this is for you. Parody of: Leaving on a Jet Plane ~~~~Leaving the TLK List~~~~ Oh, my connections runnin' I'm a'ready to go, I'm surfin' here at majordomo.org. ~ I find I really hate to say goodbye.... ~ But my connections shakin', my PCs a morgue. Before I hit "Unsubscribe" I look at the floor. ~ Already I'm missin' my mailer overload... ~ So miss me and remember me.... Tell me that I shouldn't leave. Oh please, just talk me out of it.... ~ 'Cause I'm leaving the TLK List, I don't know if I'll be back again. So please...just ask me to stay. ~ Oh.. there's so many times I've put people down, So many insults I've flung around, But I'm telling you...they don't mean a thing. ~ There are so many things I need to do, Parodies I should write when I have the flu, ~ Those one-liners, they don't mean a thing.... ~ So miss me and remember me, Tell me that I shouldn't leave. Believe me, I really don't wanna go... ~ "Cause I'm leaving the TLK List, I don't know if I'll be back again. Oh please, just ask me to stay.... ~ [musical interlude] ~ Now the time has come to go. As I press the button Oh, so slow, I close my eyes and think of something to say. ~ Oh, dream about the days to come, When you won't have me around, About the times when we won't have to say... ~ Oh miss me and remember me, Live your own lives happily, Believe me, you won't be seeing me again... ~ 'Cause I'm leaving the Lion King List, I know that I won't be back again. Oh God, I hate to go.... ~ But I'm leaving the TLK List, I know I won't be back again. Oh God, I have to go... ~ But I'm leaving the TLK List... Leaving the TLK List. Leaving the TLK List. Leaving the TLK List...... This is my first original posted work I have done. Comments will be appreciated....I just wanted to write something in tribute to the Greats....I look up to them so much. KITO Certified Nalaholic mytdocs@infocom.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chaos is the law of nature. Order the dream of man. --- Henry B. Adams This hollywood dude dies and goes to heaven. Peering through the Pearly Gates he glimpses somone riding overhead in a crane with a movie camera and says, "I didn't know James Cameron was dead." Saint Peter replies, "No, that's God. He only thinks he's James Cameron." --- Quentin Taratino ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~