Simba Wiltz wrote: > Parody power on! ;) It's parody time! I need MegaSuperWonderFizzyWizzyWriting Power Now! EEEEYAH! HYAH! AIIIEEEEE-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI! =) Couldn't resist that, SImba Wiltz. Hmm... well... let's see... I don't do too well with requests... But here goes... "We Are Exxon" As we drive the boat through the sea, There is so much we, don't understand. And the only thing we know, Is things don't always go, the way we plan. But you'll see every day that we'll never turn away, When it seems all your Valvoline is all gone. We will come to your side, filled with oil, (the alcohol we like to hide), We give life to your car, we are Exxon! (chorus comes in) Even ththough reserves that are gone, is in smog as we go on, Your Journey has only begun. Tears of pain, tears of joy, one thing Quaker State can destroy, is our rides, deep in their insides, We are Exxon! (chorus backup) We are Exxon, you and I. Dirty up the earth and sky, One family of Mobil One. All the Pennzoil, it will feed, all the viscousity that you need. You will find When you see, we are Exxon! Heh.. for give me... wasn't exactly prepared for this one. No need telling me All them oils aren't owned by Exxon.... :) -Rindimo --  The Tiger is made to kill and hunt, The Lion too, but more towards fight. The Leopards and Jaguars were made to climb, And Cheetahs made for earthly flight. But there is one creature of forgotten lore: Shrouded in mystery, be that it's trade, Of other virtues, it has all four- Respect the Puma, and what God made. -Rindimo E-mail Address: Rindimo@bellsouth.net *If you can read this, then I am still an eligible bachelor!*  Founder (and only member) of: The L.O.S.T.- C.A.U.S.E. (League Of Simplistic Technology- Causing All Unforseen Solutions Evident) K.I.S.S.: Keep It Simple, Stupid. (Long neglected scientific principle)