No hard feelings -- this is only in jest :)

Sung to the tune of EJ's version of CYFtLT

CAN YOU SEE THE SPAM TONIGHT
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There's a blitz of volume
in the rush of mail
When the spam from a network newbie
makes your patience fail
One enraging moment
and it makes us blue
it's enough to make email vet'rans
wonder what to do!

And can you see the spam tonight?
it is where we are
with about a bazillion forwards
just to get this far
And can you see the spam tonight?
How's it laid to rest?
It's enough to make wags and vagabonds
write a filk in jest.

There's a time for everyone
when they finally learn
That the spam for an AOL scam
isn't our concern
It's no crime to err, though
we've all done it too
If you do it again, we'll.. you know..
break your paws in two

And can you see the spam tonight?
it is where we are
with about a bazillion forwards
just to get this far
And can you see the spam tonight?
How's it laid to rest?
It's enough to make wags and vagabonds
write a filk in jest.

It's enough to make wags and vagabonds
write a filk in jest.