>From a.f.l-k and posted here. A parody from a fellow Harvardian who (judging from the alias used) apparently knows a bit about Australian animals. :) Allow me to append an "attaboy" to this one. :) SPOILER ALERT--SIMBA'S PRIDE SUGGESTIONS AHEAD Dave Saint, FCOS ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Thylacine 2000 Newsgroups: alt.fan.lion-king Subject: [HUMOR][SPOILERS] "In Nuendo"! Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 13:54:13 -0800 Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts Lines: 76 I'm *not* a sicko. Really. But after having seen LK2 several times (and liking it more than the original in nearly every way), I've got some of the songs trapped hopelessly in my head, and I figured I might as well make the best of it. If you haven't seen the movie yet and don't want to know the lyrics, or some of the more suggestive scenes, or if playground humor isn't your cup of tea then read no further..... "In Nuendo" There's a place where suggestion is thick And the fanboy jokes get really sick You see the image, it starts to click And you get carried away Where forbidden fruit fly all around And geysers erupt out of the ground That "S-E-X" pattern they found Looks like child's play-- (MAIN CHORUS): IN NUENDO! Both subtle and sublime! He put his head through the leaf Swallowed to get relief While they were kissing all the time! IN NUENDO! Gives the wild dog a bone! With them horny rhinos In their humping line-o's And "start a pride, all our own!" You'd better freeze each frame 'cause the jokes are fast And each one's sicker than the last They've had a passionfruit repast And ended up all wet! INNUENDO! What do those singers say, anyhow? "In your head?" "In your bed?" "It takes two to shove it through?" Wow! What does "beat the bush" mean, anyway? And Scar, y'know, could still have been gay Kovu and Kiara aren't cousins, they say Are those throbbing hearts gone yet? (REPEAT MAIN CHORUS) -- T T T "BETTER LIVING THROUGH ZOOLOGY!"