Well, I recently got a haircut.  The guy totally took too much off, and now
I'm nearly bald.  There's the story in a nutshell.  So I decided to write a
song parody.  See, Ndoto hates being called Fluffy, but he enjoys the
attention.  Okay, okay, it's kind of cheezy, I know, but I had to write
something.  So here it is.
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My Mane Is Fluffy No More
By Marty "Ndoto" McGuire
To the tune of "I Will Go Sailing No More" from Toy Story
By Randy Newman
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Out among the baobabs
Way beyond Pride Rock
A grown lion sobs and weeps
For his mane was one to mock
Now he knows exactly who he is and
What he's here for
But his mane is fluffy no more

All the fluff he thought he'd have
All the taunts he'd took
Mean no more to him now
For he looks like a mook
Never to have a fluffy mane
Like times he did in yore
For his mane is fluffy no more

But no, it can't be true
He'd have fluff if he wanted to
Like a cloud made of puff
If he believed he'd have fluff
He'd have fluff

Clearly, my mane is fluffy no more...
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      -- The Wise and Wonderful David Cleary