First Church of Plank FAQ
Why is Jonny friends with a piece of wood?
Contrary to Edd's lengthy explanation of this phenomenon, Jonny does not converse with an inatimate object because of a lack of self confidence or a because of a social phobia. It is obvious that Jonny is simply denying the fact that Plank controls him! Why else would he do all of the crazy things he does?
If you're The Grand High Oracle of Plank, what does that make Jonny 2x4?
Jonny is, as Plank says, Plank's General Medium. Plank just comes to me when he has something important to say or when he's board...err, I mean "bored" of Jonny.
How do I say your name?
Both my first name and my last name are German. My first name is pronounced Ah-streak and my last name is pronounced Quich-ot-teh. Note that the "ch" has that weird German sound to it. Listen to a weird computer voice say my name! ;D (.wav)
Why the heck did you make a web site about a piece of wood?
Well, it all started innocently enough. While watching Ed, Edd N Eddy, I always thought it was funny that there was a kid who talks to a piece of wood with a face on it. I mean, that's something I would do! I never gave it much thought nor even watched EEnE that much until Cartoon Network started airing that really funny Plank video. I suddenly thought that Plank was really funny! I taped that video so I could watch it transcribe the lyrics for one of my online friends, and somewhere along the line, Plank decided to take over my brain. The next thing I knew, he ordered me to make him a web site! In other words, it all happened really quickly, but that's how Plank works! It is proof of his greatness!
Have you told a psychologist about this?
He didn't understand.
Are you insane?
Yes. Yes I am.
May I stare at that bouncy gif again?
Yes.
What's the deal with you and that pic?
I don't know...
Are you finished yet?
Um...yeah.
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