9: Better yet...he's a Renegade...AND a Guardian...
8: He gets to whip a big gun out of nowhere.
(Jerry's Note: Ahhh, so that *is* a gun in his pocket. Okie.)
7: His girlfriend tolerates the psycho routine.
6: Hey, who ELSE would end a golf game by blasting the Users?
5: People ask to borrow his eye.
4: When he smiles, worry.
3: He's a secret weapon, something they aren't expecting, something that can't be stopped...
2: He has a gun that can do anything, a Keytool that can do anything, an eye
that can do anything...
(Jerry's Note: Does it know ALL the words to the Oscar Mayer song?)
1: Whenever he rolls his eyes, something baaddd happens...