9. Billions of more functions than a Swiss Army knife
8. Can communicate back, unlike said Army knife
7. A fast thinker, who else can come up with a function that will help when Bob yells, "Glitch--Anything!!"
6. Can make sacrifices for friends, as much as any other character
5. Even when broken, can still perform scans and provide game stats
4. Chose to help Enzo when Bob was lost
3. Provided the way home to Mainframe
2. He/she/it chooses what Guardian it will accompany
1. Chose Bob for a Guardian.
(Jerry's Note: A commonly overlooked character gets its due! Thanks DragonLady!)