By Sylv, the Silver Tiger e-mail me at: ZSSP@compusmart.ab.ca. Feel free to put in the standard copyright disclamers here.

Note: If you don't watch a certain show, you are going to be VERY confused.

PLEASE READ IF YOU'RE BELLDANDY!!!IF NOT, AND DON'T WANT TO READ A SPOILER, THEN SKIP IT!
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IMPORTANT NOTE TO BELLDANDY: I just finished writting this, and went net browsing, and came to a fanfic written by you. I realized that yours and mine are sort of similar. (in the fact that they're both a ReBoot/Sailormoon crossover.)Ours are pretty diffrent, so I decided that it would be O.K. to post it. I just wanted to publicly say that I'm not trying to rip you off. If you're reading this, I'm talking about Belldandy's Sailormoon parody- Pretty Soldier Sailor Mainframe.
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***WARNING!!!ANOTHER SPOILER!*******
Authors note: For you fans of Sailormoon, I'm using some of the North American Show, and some of the origional Japanese names, (You'll find out why later) if you're confused.
***END OF SPOILER!!!!!***

ReBoot S-episode 1

(A black screen. Suddenly, a T.V set jumps up and starts talking. Yes, it's everyones favorite appliance...Mike! The T.V!!!)

Mike: (dramatically) Tonight, on a very special episode of ReBoot! Through some sort of inconcivable event, which I can't give away now because the author would kill me, a few mysterious strangers drop out of the sky! Who are they? Where do they come from?! Are they enemies or friends?!!? Stay tuned for: Reboot, season S! What does that S stand for you may ask? It stands for...(Mike shuts up because the author has whiped out a giant mallet from somewhere and hit him with it.)
BONK!
Mike: Ow!
Author: On with the show.

The intro plays, but this time the ReBoot sign has a moon in the backround. (hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge.)

(Bob is sitting in Dot's dinner. Dot and Enzo and the usual gang are also there)

Bob: (depressed) Sigh.
Enzo: What is it Bob?
Bob: Oh, I was just pondering the extreame difficulty of having to chose a female partner with whom it would be feastible to have a rendezvous with this evening.
Enzo: Huh?
(A vidwindow opens up. Megabyte is on it)
Megabyte: He's trying to decide whether to take out Dot or Mouse for a date.
Enzo: Oh.
Dot: What?! I HEARD all of that!
Bob: Um...Anyway, what do you want Megabyte?
Enzo: Yeah, we *already* gave you the money!
Bob: Huh?! Hey, what are you giving him protection money for! You have *me* to protect you!
Dot: Exactly.
Bob: Hey! That's not very...
Megabyte: I'm afraid my rates have been extended due to the fact that the guardian just recently deleted 20 of my ABC's during a game. Those things do *not* come cheap.
(everyone glares at Bob)
Bob: What?! It's my job! It's not MY fault that some of us here have to pay a virus *protection* money!
Enzo: Accually, those cruisers do a good job of scaring away criminals. You'd really be suprised...
Bob: Shut up.
Megabyte: (handing Dot a bill through one of those portal vid-windows) I want this in seven seconds. (signs off)
Dot: (Looks at it) Oh great. There goes my laser surgery!
Bob: Laser surgery? What laser surgery?
Dot: Uh, nevermind! (Thinks to herself): Never, EVER, get drunk before picking out a tatoo.

(the sky turns dark purple and "warning, incoming game" is heard.)

Bob: Uh oh. Gotta book it!
(Tries flies out dramaticaly on a zip board, but accidently crashes into the jukebox)
Dot: Bob..how many times do I have to tell you...DON'T USE THAT THING IN HERE!!!
Bob: Whoops. Eheh. Sorry. (quickly gets up and leaves before Dot can find something to throw at him.)
Dot: (just sighs)

(A computer. The User is sitting at it. She's/he's playing a game of Doom and simuletaneously downloading a Sailormoon FAQ and computer game some hacker made. We can't see the User's face.)

User: Damn! It's that blue guy again! He shows up in every stupid game! Arrgh! My fifth life! That's it! I quit for today! (He/she preses the escape key just at the same time as the Sailormoon stuff finishes downloading)

Unbeknownst to everyone, this had accidently caused a major reality warp, creating a rift in the space-time continnum, and accidently tleporting several people from the Sailormoon universe to Mainframe. In other words: Plot device!

(The game cube starts to leave, then a wobbly voice calls out, "warning, game corruption." The game cube breaks up into sphere's, which shoot out into Mainframe. One lands in front of Bob's appartment, one in the Tor, One in Hex's lair, one in the principal office, and one in downtown. Wherever they land, they break open and people are sent sprawling out. We'll get to all of them in a moment. First, let's do the one in front of Bob's.)

Bob: (coming back from the game, and mumbling to himself) Stupid, low level mainframers...don't apreciate my saving their bitmaps!

(Just before he goes into his appartment, a sphere of game energy hits just outside. Bob flies down to investigate. On the ground are none other than Malachite and Sailor Venus)

Malachite: Prepare to die, Venus!
Sailor Venus: Never Malachite! I...where the hell are we?
Malachite: (looking around) What the- THIS isn't the Dark Kingdom!
Sailor V: (sarcastically) Well no, really?
Kunzite: Shut up! It dosen't matter where we are, so long as you die!
Sailor V: You mean you aren't worried about whether we can go back home or not? Or where everyone else went? Or about Zoicite? Or why we're here? Or...
Kunzite: You know, you weren't that smart in the original series.
Sailor V: Well, those guys at DIC compleately changed my personality, your name, etc...so what can I do about it?
Bob: Excuse me, but who are you?
Venus: Hey, it's some weird guy with silver hair. Cool. (posing while dramatic music flares in the background) I'm Sailor Venus, champion of love and bubble gum!
Malachite: What happened to love and beauty?
Venus: Got sick of it.
Bob: (looking at her funny)O.K...and, uh you?
Malachite: (tossing his head and in an arrogant tone) I am Malachite, her majesty Queen Beryl's most powerful and highest ranking general of the Dark Kingdom! And who are you?
Bob: Bob.
(silence)
Venus: That's it? No intro pose? No speech?
Malachite: No really long, important, intimidating title?
Bob: Well, uh, I'm a field guardian first class. And my guardian number is 452.
Venus: (shaking head) No, no, no...now listen...whose intro was better, ours or your?
Bob: Yours, I guess.
Venus: O.K., what you need to do is learn how to say them all together. Like this: I am Bob, guardian 452, field guardian first class!
Bob: (Writting this down) Whoa! Perfect! Hey, where are you from?
Venus: Place called Tokyo.
Bob: Never heard of it.
Malachite: Um, excuse me? I'm still here, and I'm going to kill you Venus! And posibly blue boy.
Bob: What?! Why?
Malachite: Well, because I'm evil, and I possed magical powers, and you just bug me. (Starts to levitate and gathers a black ball of energy in his hand.)
Bob: (in horror) You're a *virus*? Oh no! I already have 2 to deal with!
Malachite: What's a virus?
(Bob just stares at him)
Bob: You're not from around here, are you?

(In the Silicon Tor, a burst of game energy has phased through the wall and landed (warning! Plot device! Plot device!)conveniently at that platform Megabyte works on. A blonde haired man tumbles out.)
Megabyte: (staring at the game cube and balls of energy) Well, *that* never happened before. ( ball crashes) What in the Net?
Jadeite: Ow.
Megabyte: Who are you?!
Jadeite: (looking around, and getting up) Oh great, some sort of weird dimension. I'm Jadeite. Uh, you don't happen to know how I got here, do you?
Megabyte: You don't know?
Jadeite: Look, the last thing I remember is being stuck in a crystal for about five *months* with absolutely *nothing* to do. I mean nothing. I couldn't move, speak, ect... Do you know how *boring* that is?! (shreiking) DO YOU???!!! (settles down) Uh, heh heh- sorry about that. I've been feeling kind of funny ever since I got out. (Smiles brightly at Megabyte) So, who're you?
Megabyte: (just stares for while) My name is Megabyte, an I'm afraid I'm going to have to call my guards now. (Preses a button)
(A bunch of guards and Hack and Slash come in)
Hack: You called boss?
Slash: Yeah, you called?
Hack: Hey, *I* said that first!
Slash: Well, *I* said it second!
Hack: Well *I*...
Megabyte: Hack! Slash! Take him (points to Jadeite) to PID extraction chamber. I could always use a new sprite.
Jadeite: (confussed) What's a sprite?
(Now EVERYONE stares at him)
Jadeite: What?
(Hack and Slash grab him)
Jadeite: Hey! Hands off!
(blasts them across the room)
Megabyte: Hmmm...so, you're a fellow virus, are you?
Jadeite: What's a *virus*? You people are weirder than Sailormoon. I'm out of here. (opens a portal and flys through)
Megabyte: Hack! Slash! Take 3 leigons and find him! He appears to be able to create portals...
H&S: Right boss! (They leave after arguing who gets to order around the binomes this time)
Megabyte: If I can convince him to help me, then perhaps he can open a portal to the supercomputer! (Throws back his head and laughs evily. He pauses) Damn it, what's the point of evil laughter if there's no one to hear me? (sighs.) Oh well.

Mike: And so, this episode ends! Where and who are the other characters landing in mainframe?! Will Megabyte open up a portal to the supercomputer?! Will Bob reslove his dating problems?! WILL I GET A PART?! Stay tunned!

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