ReBoot Fic In Five Seconds Flat!!!
It's so easy, even *I* can do it!!!!
One day, Matrix Hack Dot Bob Slash Megabyte Hexadecimal Turbo ClearSky Robin Gwen Webby Emi Bob's Hair Enzo Frisket a Null JerryTheCow AndrAIa was aimlessly wandering around Mainframe Megabyte's Lair Ottawa Phong's Head AndrAIa's Bra Matrix's Boxer Shorts 32nd Level Bob's Hair Another System with Matrix Hack Bob Dot Slash Megabyte Bob's Hair Hexadecimal Turbo ClearSky Robin Gwen Webby Emi Enzo Frisket a Null JerryTheCow AndrAIawhen
a cow Bob's Hair Jerry's site Emi carnage a mass of nulls closed down died and went to the Great Pasture was Bob's Hair stole Matrix's Boxer Shorts became hyper was re-born melded into a large mass . "I want to be a man again." "Oh no." "Help!" "Kidnap me!" "Oh, the world is clapping now" "Bob's Hair." said Matrix Hack Bob Dot Slash Megabyte Bob's Hair Hexadecimal Turbo ClearSky Robin Gwen Webby Emi Enzo Frisket a Null JerryTheCow AndrAIa and they
all ran down to another place Bob's Hair ReHuCoHa Dot's Diner Megabyte's poolhouse . When they got there a large evil null fic bathoil an evil fic Dot in nothing more than a smile Bob's Hair was waiting for them.
"By the first chip!" cried Matrix Hack Bob Dot Slash Megabyte Bob's Hair Hexadecimal Turbo ClearSky Robin Gwen Webby Emi Enzo Frisket a Null JerryTheCow AndrAIa as they all stumbled blindly farted were Bob's Hair gave birth to several nulls were deleted to get away from it . "What ever shall we
do?" screamed Matrix Hack Bob Dot Slash Megabyte Bob's Hair Hexadecimal Turbo ClearSky Robin Gwen Webby Emi Enzo Frisket a Null JerryTheCow AndrAIa , as she/he/it tried to worm into Dot's spandex laugh evilly huggle a null run away be Bob's Hair and failed died became Bob's Hair started to smell bad danced with heels ate Matrix's Death Blossom .
When they got home, Matrix Hack Bob Dot Slash Megabyte Bob's Hair Hexadecimal Turbo ClearSky Robin Gwen Webby Emi Enzo Frisket a Null JerryTheCow AndrAIa said "I AM a man!" "You will bow down to me..." "Null, I am your father." "Dis be de end of de line.." "YMCA!!!!!" "I need a face lift!" and trundled off to a happier system Bob's Hair #ReBoot Hack's Boxers .
The End!
Created by Robin Darking (hotaru@sailorsaturn.com)