Grand Theft Auto

* MaxMouse` decides to take a brisk stroll out of the channel for a while... stealing a nice black pickup in the parking lot.
* Dan_Wood yells "HEY!
* MaxMouse` drives merrily along the interstate
* Dan_Wood jumps in his old Centris POS and drives after Max, ala 70's Cop Shows.
* MaxMouse` makes a very bad lane change, accidentally sideswiping another vehicle
* MaxMouse` does a last minute lane change, taking the exit
* MaxMouse` wonders if the pickup comes with airbag?
* Zen` falls out of the sky "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" And lands on the back of Michelle's car?
* Zen` blinks
* CyberCat ponders putting the entire channel on Ignore...
* Zen` looks up "What the hell?"
* MaxMouse` looks at Zen
* MaxMouse` blinks
* MaxMouse` stops the truck
[MaxMouse`] Zen, what the hell are you doing?!
* Dan_Wood skids to the side of his truck.
* MaxMouse` ack!s
* MaxMouse` screeches away
* MaxMouse` leaves 5m blackies all along the road
[Zen`] Michelle: Um.. .ACK!
* Zen` falls off the truck!
* Dan_Wood somehow squeals his tires on gravel and drives after Max.
* Zen` lands in front of Dan
* Dan_Wood watches Zen bounce and fall into his passenger seat.
* Zen` ummms
* Zen` looks at Dan "I bounce?"
* MaxMouse` drives along the gravel road
* Dan_Wood pats Zen's tummy, "Like a gummie bear."
* MaxMouse` takes a sharp turn along a little-known half-road thru the backwater of the States
* Zen` looks around "Where am I? What am I doing here? One minute I'm walking along eating a sandwhich.. the next minute the floor opens up and poof..."
* Zen` whaps Dan
* Dan_Wood follows Max.
* MaxMouse` screeches along the road.
* MaxMouse` makes a quick turn and pulls into her home town.
* Zen` sits in the passanger seat? "Um.. why're we chasing Michelle?"
* Dan_Wood screeches into Max's town.
[Dan_Wood] Zen: She's got my new truck.
* MaxMouse` drives along Nowhere Street, preparing
* MaxMouse` takes off her seatbelt...
* Zen` nods understandingly like.
* MaxMouse` dives out of the truck as it cruises to the end of nowhere street, down the long hill to main, and smashes into an intersection and causes a major collision.
* Dan_Wood swerves the car hard to the right and looks at the carnage from ontop of the hill.
* MaxMouse` laughs at the total chaos
[Dan_Wood] Damn you, Max! I just got that!
* MaxMouse` runs all the way across town to her house, and hides
* Dan_Wood drives to Max's house and parks his car on the front lawn.
* MaxMouse` 's house doesn't have a front lawn, really.
* Zen` lays back in the comfy passanger seat
[Dan_Wood] Well, what passes for a front lawn.
[Dan_Wood] %)
* MaxMouse` laughs at Dan from the bedroom window
* Dan_Wood drives up the front steps and beeps at the front door.
* MaxMouse` laughs at Dan from the living room
* MaxMouse` grabs the keys to the Studebaker
* Dan_Wood beeps a few more times... :(
* Zen` watches Dan just sit and beep with no effect?
* Zen` taps Dan on the shoulder
* Dan_Wood throws the car into reverse.
* Dan_Wood looks to Zen.
* MaxMouse` hops into the studebaker and screeches out of the driveway!
* Zen` flys forward
* MaxMouse` drives really fast down to Main
[Zen`] Dan: Try getting out the car at some point.
* Zen` looks at Michelle "She's getting away."
* Dan_Wood gets the Centris to hop and drives after Max.
* MaxMouse` drives around the block, and goes back to her house, parks the Studebaker, and goes inside.
* Dan_Wood follows her back to her house, begins beeping at the front door again.
* Zen` smacks Dan "Get outta the car ya lazy heap!"
* MaxMouse` laughs at Dan
* MaxMouse` talks on the phone with Mel.
* Dan_Wood beeps at the door again, this time nudging the door open with the bumper.
* MaxMouse` watches Dan start to wreck the house and gets scared
* Dan_Wood drives around Max's first floor.
* Zen` gets out the car, climbs through the window, and goes to find Michelle
[MaxMouse`] Dan: You wreck the house and no more net for me.
[Dan_Wood] Max: It's a small car.
* Dan_Wood drives quite well, thankyouverymuch.
* MaxMouse` runs out of the house, down to the airport
* Dan_Wood follows Max out of the house and follows her.
* MaxMouse` hops into a Toronto bound plane
* MaxMouse` makes the pilot take off right away
* MaxMouse` flies up.. up... to safety!
* Dan_Wood smacks a button on his dashboard.
[Dan_Wood] Zen: If you feel the urge to throw up, DON'T.
* Zen` looks at Dan worriedly :)
* Dan_Wood pulls back on the steeringwheel and follows Max's plane.
* Zen` never throws up...
[Zen`] ACKKKKKKK
* Dan_Wood pulls back harder. %)
* Zen` groos
* Zen` blergs
* Zen` snerks
* Zen` looks green
* Dan_Wood rolls down Zen's window.
[Tiger] *grabs Zen and pulls him out of the car*
* Dan_Wood looks out the window at Tiger, "He was getting mighty annoying."
* MaxMouse` makes Grant fly the plane just above Dan and drops TNT onto Dan's car-plane-thing.
* MaxMouse` watches the nice explosion and smirks
* Dan_Wood screeches to a halt right in front of where the TNT falls
* Dan_Wood burns rubber after Max.
* Dan_Wood follows Max down.
* MaxMouse` falls and falls
* MaxMouse` pulls on the parachute ripcord
* MaxMouse` ACK!!!!s as it rips out, with no parachute.
[MaxMouse`] DAMN YOU GRANT!
* CyberCat sits and watches all the nonsense going on.
* Dan_Wood yells at Max, "They call it a ripcord for a reason!"
* MaxMouse` just falls down and down
* MaxMouse` sighs
[MaxMouse`] oh well, it's all for the better...
* Dan_Wood drives next to Max and opens his door, "Going my way?"
* MaxMouse` ums
[MaxMouse`] I am?
* Dan_Wood points at the oncoming grownd.
[Dan_Wood] s/w/u/
* MaxMouse` ACK!s
* MaxMouse` grabs the door
* Dan_Wood pulls back and lets Max off in a park.
* MaxMouse` grins
[MaxMouse`] Well, got away scott free for smashing Dan's truck too. Heh.
* MaxMouse` goes back home.
[MaxMouse`] Later everyone.
*** MaxMouse` has quit IRC (Of course I don't look as busy as the men... I do things right the FIRST TIME.)
* Dan_Wood drives after Max.
* Dan_Wood watches her dissapear.
* Zen` pops Dan's dream
* Dan_Wood gets out of his car and kicks the hoveremitter.
[Dan_Wood] Sonova.