Riven's Mr. Gehn meets Wrestling's Al Snow and HEAD
[Mishal] Al?
* Mishal pokes Al.
[Mishal] Al Snow... Mr. Gehn wants to speak with Head.
* Al-Snow pokes HEAD in, "Yes.. HEAD and I are here"
[Al-Snow] Mishal: ahh.. ok.. **hands the keyboard to HEAD**
*** Al-Snow is now known as HEAD`
* Mishal picks up Mr. Gehn
[HEAD`] Yes.. we're here, Mishal..
*** Mishal is now known as MrGehn
[HEAD`] Ahhh.. MrGehn! Hello again
* MrGehn looks around
* TurboPrim looks furiously at the Head!!!!!!
[Julia-Cat] MrGehn BAD!
[MrGehn] Greetings Head!
[HEAD`] How are you, MrGehn?
[MrGehn] Julia: Yes, he is evil.
[MrGehn] Head: I am fine
* MrGehn smites Mishal.
[TomErmac] ACK ! THE RETURN OF GHEN !
[MrGehn] [Mishal] ouch.
* TurboPrim still remembers the time when the Head dressed up like a woman, lured Turbo to his house, then forced him to listen to Raffi tapes!!!!
* HEAD` looks at Turbo, "Hmm.. that wasn't us.... that was our twin
[MrGehn] Head: Things are very well... the Machine is almost ready!
[HEAD`] MrGehn: ahh.. this is good news.... our plans are taking form now.... the humans will never know...
[TurboPrim] oh well, too bad for you!
*** TomErmac is now known as TomServo
* MrGehn laughs evilly
* MrGehn chokes
[MrGehn] ack!
[TurboPrim] So you two are working together huh
[MrGehn] Ha ha.
* MrGehn smites Mishal
* HEAD` whacks MrGehn on the back, "Are you ok, MrGehn?"
[TurboPrim] I need an alliance against the head!
[MrGehn] [Mishal] Ouch! Twisted old man!
* HEAD` realizes they cannot whack someone without hands.. ah well
* HEAD` looks at MrGehn, "It seems this Turbo person may be a problem for us.."
* Julia-Cat dies
[MrGehn] Head: I agree. Let's - ACK!
** MrGehn is now known as Mishal
[Mishal] Ok Mr. Gehn that's it!
[Mishal] no more of this!
[Mishal] I don't know what you're doing.
* TurboPrim uses Copeland to send out a netwide alert "Who will help me stop the Head!!!!!!!!"
[Mishal] But I don't like it.
[TurboPrim] nooooooooooooooooo!
[Mishal] And you are not ordering more pizza!
[TomServo] I WILL
* TurboPrim uses his keytool to bring Julia back to life :)
* Mishal tosses Mr. Gehn into the drawer and slams it shut.
* HEAD` looks at Mishal... and opens their eyes wide... in a large, hypnotizing kind of way.. "Mishal.... bring Gehn back, Mishal..."
* TomServo snaps fingers
* Mishal acks
[Mishal] Julia!
* Mishal blinks
[Mishal] What?
[Mishal] Oh, right I was letting Mr. Gehn talk to Head, hehehe.
* Mishal opens the drawer
* Mishal takes Mr. Gehn out.
[Mishal] Oops, my mistake.
*** Mishal is now known as MrGehn
[HEAD`] Mishal: yes.. you were, Mishal... we wish to continue speaking to Gehn... thank you, Mishal
* MrGehn GLARES at Mishal
[HEAD`] Welcome back MrGehn...
[TurboPrim] guh! julia i love you.....your neat hairdo!!!!
* TurboPrim hides
[MrGehn] [Mishal] Stupid old man.
* MrGehn WHACKS Mishal
[MrGehn] [Mishal] Ouch.
[TurboPrim] Head: I want you to cease and decist any activities concerning world domination at once! understood!
* HEAD` looks at Turbo "Ahhh.. a human... go away... thank you.."
* HEAD` whacks AL, "Stop trying to take the keyboard back!! WE are talking now!!"
* MrGehn dislikes the drawer
[MrGehn] It's stuffy in there.
*** TomServo is now known as TomErmac
[TurboPrim] >:(
[TurboPrim] Copeland:Download
* TomErmac decides to infect the Head collective
[HEAD`] **AL looks at HEAD, "But.. but.. I wanna talk!! I wanna talk!!" **HEAD looks at AL, "Hush now!! We are busy!!"
* HEAD` turns back to MrGehn, "we are sorry about that.. please.. continue what you were saying.."
* MrGehn blinks
[MrGehn] Ack!
* TurboPrim tranfers into being far beyond a mere human, with almost enough power to take over the head, but not enough, first I must learn the Head's plan
[MrGehn] No!
[MrGehn] Not the -
*** MrGehn is now known as Mishal
[Mishal] ENOUGH.
* Mishal tosses Mr. Gehn into the drawer.
[Mishal] You've made me upset for the last time, Mr. Gehn!
* HEAD` looks at Turbo, "do you truly think you could defeat us, Turbo?? You see..... we are one, and we are many! We are neither male nor female... we are beyond what your mortal mind could possibly understand..."
* TurboPrim grabs the drawer and shakes it demanding he learns the secret plans!!!!!
* Mishal padlocks the drawer shut and tosses the key into the trash.
* HEAD` looks at Mishal, "My my... We were having such a nice.. **GAACK!!***" **AL grabs HEAD away from the keyboard, "HEY! Who's paying for the internet here, hmm??? It's ME!! So.. .GIVE IT BACK!!"
* HEAD` is pulled away by AL.....
* HEAD` pouts
[TurboPrim] I am not a mortal I am A Guardian who has an entire collective behind him! I can start a war with the snap of my fingers! What do you plan to do, Head
*** HEAD` is now known as Al-Snow
[Al-Snow] Yeeeeesh!! Sorry about that..
* Mishal sighs
[Mishal] that is it.
[Mishal] I am going to get rid of Mr. Gehn.
* Al-Snow looks at HEAD, "AND STOP USING MY CELL PHONE!!!! YOU WANNA PAY FOR IT?!!?"
* Al-Snow grabs the Cell phone away from HEAD
[Mishal] He's plotting to take over the world, I can just tell.
[TurboPrim] Tell me its plan Al! >:(
[Mishal] Stupid puppet.
[Al-Snow] Turbo: what plan??
* Julia-Cat laughs
[TurboPrim] for world domination
* Mishal blinks
[Mishal] It's true then?
[Mishal] Dammit!
[Mishal] MR. GEHN!
* Al-Snow scratches his face, "Hmmm.. sorry Turbo... I can never understand what HEAD plans.. I simply listen to them and follow their advice... I can't POSSIBLY understand them.."
[TurboPrim] gah...no...must fight infection............noooooo transforming into
*** TurboPrim is now known as EvilTurbo
[Mishal] YOU ARE STUCK IN THAT DRAWER FOR _EVER_ NOW!!!! YOU ARE A BAD PUPPET!!! BAD!!!
[EvilTurbo] I wish to speak to the Head
[Mishal] Mmmmfff! mfmfmfmmmmfff!!!
[TomErmac] Oh no
* Al-Snow looks at EvilTurbo, "Oh... fine fine!! But you better make sure they pay me for this Internet connection!!!!"
* Al-Snow brings HEAD back to the keyboard...
*** Al-Snow is now known as HEAD`
* TomErmac sighs and draws a can of disinfectant
* TomErmac walks up to Turbo
[HEAD`] Thank you, AL.. .see.. we are more popular then you! **AL: "Shut up!! You are NOT!!"**
* TomErmac squirts him with can
* Julia-Cat smacks HEAD`
* HEAD` looks at EvilTurbo, "you wished to speak to us??"
[EvilTurbo] i wish to discuss buisness
* HEAD` looks at Julia-cat, "You would be wise not to assult us, dear human child..."
[EvilTurbo] My master, Deamon, a super virus, wishes to join your quest, and we have an army to give you
*** Mishal is now known as MrGehn
* MrGehn saunters up
[MrGehn] AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
* HEAD` looks at EvilTurbo..." Hmmm... speak to our associate, MrGehn.."
[MrGehn] the human Mishal is no more!
[EvilTurbo] ....grrrr.....no....must...fight.........
* EvilTurbo laughs wickedly
* MrGehn does an evil dance
[EvilTurbo] ah Mr Gehn, nice of you to join us >:)
[EvilTurbo] ...julia....help........meeeee
* HEAD` looks at MrGehn, and whispers, "We would not trust EvilTurbo as far as we could throw him... and since we cannot throw anything... (what with lacking a body and all), We do not trust him.."
[MrGehn] [Mishal] HEY! Fiend! Let me go!
* EvilTurbo grabs Julia
[MrGehn] [Mishal] ACK!
[EvilTurbo] pllease savvvvee meeee
* TomErmac tackles EvilTurbo
* Julia-Cat eeeps and calls for Bob "SAVE MEEEEEEE!!"
* EvilTurbo sturggles
[EvilTurbo] let me go!
[HEAD`] ***AL peaks in, and sees Julia being attacked by Evil Turbo***
*** HEAD` is now known as Al-Snow
* TomErmac get off EvilTurbo
* Al-Snow jumps in
[Julia-Cat] HEEELP!!!
* Al-Snow grabs EvilTurbo, and piles drives him down to the concerete, "DON'T TOUCH JULIA!!"
[EvilTurbo] no im not attacking her im asking her to help...i cant help myself........
* Julia-Cat cries
[EvilTurbo] owwwwwww
[TomErmac] Geez..I'm goin' to the source
* Julia-Cat applauds while sobbing
* TomErmac ggrabs a hatchet
[EvilTurbo] the...true....turbo....lovvvesssssss...he.....r gah
* Al-Snow pulls Julia away from EvilTurbo, and carries her to safety....
* TomErmac runs after Head
* Al-Snow puts Julia down in a nice hiding spot, "You ok??"
*** MrGehn is now known as Mishal
[Julia-Cat] Turbo: W..H...A....T?
[EvilTurbo] you all shall die >:)
* Mishal dies
[Mishal] stupid puppet!
* Mishal looks at Turbo
[Julia-Cat] I'm ok... really *THUD*
* Mishal tosses Turbo in the drawer with Mr. Gehn.
[EvilTurbo] noooooo
* Al-Snow looks at Julia... then notices TOM heading for.. HEAD
[EvilTurbo] its dark
* Al-Snow climbs to the top of the channel...
* Mishal picks up Julia
[Mishal] Let's get out of here!
* EvilTurbo bangs on the drawer
[EvilTurbo] copeland:cutter
* Julia-Cat eeks.
* Al-Snow then jumps down on TOM with an elbow drop
[Al-Snow] DON'T TOUCH HEAD!!
* EvilTurbo cuts himself out of the drawer
[TomErmac] AIIIIIIIIEEEE
* Al-Snow grabs HEAD from TOM... and puts HEAD safely in mallet space so no one can touch them
[TomErmac] (please tell me someone's loggin' this)