Top 10 reasons why Megabyte's cool

10. Nibbles is such a CUTE pet!

9. Hack and Slash make for great comic relief.

8. He owns over *one third* of Mainframe.

7. How many of YOU have a limo?

6. How many of you have a tower?

5. How many of you have an ARMY?

4. How many of you have a compleately random, powerful, chaotic sister who ocassionaly tries to kill you? (Jerry's note: No comment)

3. I'D like two sets of retractable claws, a triple row of pointed teeth, and incredible strength, speed, and agility.

2. The voice. It's GOT to be the voice.

1. He got rid of Bob, nearly turned the system against Enzo, imprisoned and controls Hexidecimal, is indirectly responsible for Enzo & AndrAIa's lossing the game (if Bob was there they might have won), and is just on the brink of crushing mainframe-How many more reasons do you need? FACE IT! HE'S JUST THE COOLEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW!!!

Top 10 ways to tell you'd be a good Guardian

10. You request your locker number be changed to 452.

9. Your younger friend is called Enzo.

8. You have a love intrest in someone named Bob/Dot.

7. You are *damn* good on a skateboard.

6. Your archrival(s) are someone called Hex or Meg. (or something similar to an enemy's name on the show.)

5. You can dramatically shout out phrases like "I don't *think* so!" and not sound goofy.

4. You buy that plastic Glitch, a swiss army knife, flashlight, etc...,and combinde them into a keytool that accually sort of works.

3. You've convinced everyone you know to call you Bob or Guardian.

2. You've saved your school from a protection money gang, a fire, and terrorists.

1. You've beaten your arch rivals repeatedly in a bunch of climatic, dramatic, and cool looking battles sequences!

Top Ten Ways to Tell You'd Be a Good Virus (It's diffrent from Emidecimal's! Really!)

10. You bought a cat and called it Scuzzy. (Ditto with calling your snake/lizard Nibbles.)

9. You've got a cool voice.

8. You have a *great* evil laugh.

7. Your arch rival is called Bob.

6. You form a temporary alliance with your sibling, then double cross them and make them do your bidding by blackmailing them about cartain "incidents" that your parents would freak out about.

5. You can shout out evil/phsycotic phrases like "I double cross WHOMEVER I please!" or "Happy, happy, HAPPY!" and sound cool.

4. You're good at getting people to do your dirty work for little pay.

3. You file your teeth so they look pointed.

2. You find some way to graph two foot, sharp, retractable claws onto your hands. (*I'd* do it! Hee hee hee...)

1. You've gotten your arch rival suspended and transfered to another school, and now will conquer *your* school with your army of lackys! "YOUR PRECIOUS GUARDIAN HAS BEEN TRANSFERED! NOTHING CAN STAND IN MY WAY NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"