A Mainframe Thanksgiving

* Emideciml drags in something wrapped in a blanket and squirming
* Emideciml yanks off the blanket, revealing ROCKY THE RABID RACCOON! "Go nuts."
[Emideciml] [Emi] Roleplay? *snif*
[Emideciml] [Emi] Valis, if you could play Hex and Tiger or Zen could play Megabyte we could act out the viral wedding ceremony that we never got to do the other night!
* FireKat watches EmiD hint.
* FireKat: Someone give me a scene to write about! Quick!
* Emideciml hints
[Zen`] Shalene: Um.. um.. Megabyte.. talking.. to Dot, Bob, Hex, and Enzo around a thanksgiving dinner? *g*
* FireKat laughs
[Emideciml] [Emi] Zen: LOL!!!!!!!
[Emideciml] [Emi] Megabyte carving the turkey!!!!
[Zen`] You could make it really funny if you think about it... :)
[Emideciml] [Emi] Yes yes YES!!!!!
[Emideciml] [Emi] LOL!
[FireKat] Hex: I'll cook the turkey! *ZAP*
[FireKat] Megabyte: Well, Hex.. you also managed to cook Bob as well..
[FireKat] Dot: Bob!
[FireKat] Enzo: Cool! I mean.. Bob!
[FireKat] Frisket: Bark!
[FireKat] Megabyte: Hmm.. I think Bob tastes better than this turkey, let's stuff him.
[Zen`] LOL
[FireKat] Megabyte: *stuffs Bob with null filling*
[Zen`] Megabyte: *munch munch*
[FireKat] Hex: Oh dear! My poor Bob!
[FireKat] Megabyte: *throught Mouthfuls* Your poor Bob? *munch*
[Emideciml] EMidecimal: CRANBERRY SAUCE! Yum yum! Hey! What are you doing ENzo? ACK! *splat*
[FireKat] Hex: Yes, however will I torture him now?
[FireKat] Dot: *sob* Bob
[FireKat] Dot: ...
* FireKat grins.
[FireKat] Megabyte: Well Dot.. I guess you'll just have to go Homosexual now.
[FireKat] Dot: Never! I'm not living up to Dan's expectations of me!
[FireKat] Enzo: Cool.. Can I watch?
[Emideciml] [Emi] Don't go there
[FireKat] Megabyte: Neat.. can I join?
* Zen` grins
[FireKat] Hex: How fun.. Can I play?
[FireKat] Megabyte: With yourself? That might be hard.
[FireKat] Hex: *ZAPS Megabyte*
[Zen`] Enzo: I'm bored!
[FireKat] Megabyte: Ow..
[Zen`] Dot: Eat your dinner!
[Zen`] Enzo: But.. but.. BOB'S DINNER!
[FireKat] Hex: Enzo.. I'll excite you.
[FireKat] Megabyte: Um..
[FireKat] Hex: *ZAPS Enzo*
[Zen`] Dot: Well.. um... still. Eat your dinner.. or you won't grow up big and strong like... um.. Bob. Oh dear.
[FireKat] Enzo: Ow! I thought you meant in a different way!
[FireKat] Megabyte: Not all of us are sick-minded...
* Emideciml laughs and lauhgs and laughs
[FireKat] Megabyte: *licks Emi's face off*
* Zen` chuckles
[Emideciml] Emi: OW!!! HEY...mmph!
[FireKat] Dot: Not sick minded..
[Emideciml] Emi: *snatches Hex's mask*
[Emideciml] Emi *puts it on*
[FireKat] Megabyte: Of course not, so how about that hot tub?
[FireKat] Dot: What hot tub?
[Emideciml] Emi *can talk again*
[Emideciml] Emi: GIVE ME THAT
[FireKat] Megabyte: What are you talking about? I didn't mention a hot tub?
[FireKat] Dot: You just did!
[Emideciml] Emi: *clangs Megabyte with the frying pan*
[FireKat] Enzo: Bob's programming is in the turkey! It's getting to Megabyte! [FireKat] Megabyte: I'll protect you!
[FireKat] Dot: Who me?
Zen` laughs
[FireKat] Megabyte: Purple?
[FireKat] Hex: Oh! My brother has gone insane! Happy! Happy! Happy!
[Emideciml] Emi: He's one of us!
[Emideciml] Emi: Join us Megabyte....become insane....join us...
[Zen`] Enzo: ALPHANUMERIC! I want to eat Bob too!
[Zen`] Dot: ENZO!
[Zen`] Enzo: *CHOMP CHOMP*
[Emideciml] Emi: *cheers*
[FireKat] Megabyte: *falls over*
[FireKat] Megabyte: Ow like hell!
[Zen`] Enzo: Dude.. I feel... funky... nose.. getting... bigger.... one.. liners..... soaking... into... brain.... AHA! I AM BOB!
* FireKat giggles.
[Emideciml] Emi: *dumps a bowl of peas on Enzo*
[FireKat] Megabyte: No! You'll never know the power of the dark side!
[Emideciml] EMi: Um, we are the dark side...
[FireKat] Dot: I'm lost.. Where's Mouse. I think I'll take up Megabyte's idea..
[FireKat] Enzo: Hey! You can't do that to a Guardian!
[FireKat] Megabyte: She just did.
[FireKat] Megabyte: My idea?
*** Emideciml is now known as Emi
[Emi] Well, so much for Thanksgiving dinner...
[FireKat] Megabyte: Oh yes, Dot becoming a homosexual.. No more Bob. Actually, I thought that was Dan's idea..
[FireKat] Enzo: Cool!
[FireKat] Megabyte: Why is everything spinning?
[FireKat] Dot: Who spiked the Crannberry sauce?!
[FireKat] Enzo: Where's Hex?
[FireKat] *loud boom comes from kitchen*
[FireKat] Megabyte: Cooking.
[FireKat] Dot: I'm suddenly not hungry..
[Zen`] Is someone copying this down? *g*
(JERRY'S NOTE: Yes Zen. Emi was, and now it's on the net, for all to see %))
[Emi] Emi: C'mon, Hex, let's go see what interesting things we can explode in the microwave!
[FireKat] Megabyte: Ow!
[Emi] Emi: *picks up Enzo*
[FireKat] Megabyte: I suddenly remember I have a knitting class.
[FireKat] Megabyte: *tries to sneak out*
[Emi] EMi: *grabs Megabyte* Get in here! We need you for an...experiment.
[FireKat] Enzo: Hey! I'm in that class!
[FireKat] Dot: No.. that's ancient languages.
[FireKat] Bob: Where's the food!
[FireKat] Megabyte: *points to Bob* There.
[Zen`] Dot: Heheheheh.. an experiment...
[Emi] Emi: *stuffs Megabyte in the microwave*
[Emi] EMi: Full power, Hex!
[Emi] Emi: Woohooooo!
[FireKat] Enzo: Hey!
[Emi] EMi: *diabolical laugh* HA HA HA!! :D
[FireKat] Dot: Everyone be quiet!!!!!!
[FireKat] Enzo: ...
[FireKat] Bob: ...
[Zen`] Bob: I'm dead. Hello.
[Emi] Emi: *looks innocent* 0:)
[FireKat] Enzo: Typical Bob, your dead.
[FireKat] Megabyte: Hey.. Uh-oh.
[FireKat] Megabyte: WARG!
[Emi] Dot: *looks at Bob* WHy so you are..
[FireKat] Megabyte: I'm gonna melt!
[FireKat] Dot: What's that smell?
[FireKat] Bob: Smells like dead sprite.
[FireKat] Dot: That's you, dipswitch.
[Emi] Emi: You don't wanna know
[FireKat] Enzo: Smells like molten metal!
[Emi] Emi: Um.
[FireKat] Megabyte: Ow.. Ow.. Ow.. My skin is bubbling and it hurts.
* Zen` laughs
[Emi] Emi: *looks at Hex*
* Zen` falls over laughing "I.. don't know why that's so funny..."
[FireKat] Megabyte: Breaks free of the microwave and grabs Emi and Hex
[Emi] Emi: YOWP! Put me down! Guardian! GUUUAAAAARRRRDIANNNN!
[FireKat] Dot: Now.. Everyone say grace.
[FireKat] Megabyte: Cheese!
[FireKat] Emi: Grace?
[FireKat] Hex: Chaos!
[FireKat] Enzo: Cool! Megabyte's bubbling!
[FireKat] Megabyte: Ow..
[FireKat] Bob: I'm still dead.. Hello?
[FireKat] Megabyte: Hi Bob.
[FireKat] Bob: Hey.. I'm noticed.
[FireKat] Dot: Allright! Let's carve the Turkey! Uh.. Bob!
[FireKat] Bob: I'm already carved! I happen to be a nice shape thanks!
[FireKat] Dot: I'm nicer.
[FireKat] Megabyte: And silicon enhanced.
[FireKat] Dot: What was that?
[FireKat] Megabyte: Hmm? What are you talking about?
[FireKat] Enzo: Dot's silicon Enhanced?
[FireKat] Mouse: *walks in* I already knew that.. *wink, wink*
[FireKat] Megabyte: How nice.. Can we have details on this?
[Emi] Emi: *looks into the microwave*
[FireKat] Dot: No.
[FireKat] Megabyte: Aww.. I'll whine.
*** FireKat is now known as Tora-Chan
[Emi] Emi: Not pretty.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Hey... Happened to me.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Um.. Emi? I'm out of the microwave now..
[Emi] Emi: Well, whether you're in or not, there's all this crud in there....
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: In the kitchen you twisted wench!
[Tora-Chan] Dot: ENZO!
[Emi] Emi: ACK! Blue molten metal!
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: Bob taught me it..
[Emi] Emi: HEY! Don't call Hex names, you little creep.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Oh.. No wonder I've lost weight.
[Emi] Emi: *flattens Enzo under her thumb*
* Zen` chuckles and watches the thanksgiving story unfold :)
[Emi] EMi: *LAUGHS*
[Emi] Emi: DIe ENzo Die!
[Emi] Emi: :D!
Mole_Man nods to Zen.
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: *pops back up* I'm like rubber.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: And just as stupid.
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: Hey!
[Emi] Emi: *puts a control collar on Megabyte*
[Emi] Emi: *puts one on Enzo too*
[Tora-Chan] Dot: Hey! Don't say things like that!
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Control me baby, Make me your slave.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: I didn't say that! It was my other consience!
[Emi] Emi: Okay! *makes Megabyte walk off a cliff*
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: *kills his typist*
[Emi] Emi: This is my day! :D
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: No.. Hey.. Wait..
[Tora-Chan] Hey no!
[Tora-Chan] *saves Megabyte*
[Emi] Emi: Aw man!
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: I'm due for my classes now, if you'll excuse me.
[Tora-Chan] Dot: What classes? Knitting?
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Self-Admiration.
[Tora-Chan] Dot: Figures
[Tora-Chan] I'll admire you, Megabyte.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: How can you not?
[Tora-Chan] I can't.
[Tora-Chan] *g*
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: *buffs his claws* I know, I know.. I'm just too good.
* Zen` laughs
[Tora-Chan] Hex: Dear brother, I don't have to replay scenes from our childhood do I?
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: *shudders*
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: I did not do that! The noodles were your fault!
[Tora-Chan] Hex: My fault!?
[Tora-Chan] Zen: Hey guys!
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Look its.. That.. guy I hit earlier today.
[Zen`] AHAAHAH! I'm in this too *g*
[Tora-Chan] Zen: Not really..
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Spice Girls.. They can join Mouse's accult.
[Tora-Chan] Mouse: My accult, honey?
[Tora-Chan] Dot: What would that be?
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: Sluts anonymous?
* Elektra might not wanna know
[Tora-Chan] Dot: ENZO!
[Emi] Emi: RIght on Enzo.
[Tora-Chan] Zen: I remember Posh Spice..
[Tora-Chan] Tiger: You would.. *g*
[Zen`] Posh Spice *shudder* *g*
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Can someone pass me the potatoes?
[Tora-Chan] Dot: Why?
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: So I can.. eat them?
[Tora-Chan] Dot: Oh..
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: And I thougth you were smart..
[Emi] Emi: *dumps the potatoes on Megabyte's head*
[Tora-Chan] Mouse: The Silicon got to her brain honey..
[Tora-Chan] Tiger: I don't mind Meggy's silicon.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: I don't mind mine either..
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: After all, I am.. Covered in potatoes.
[Tora-Chan] Tiger: I didn't say that.
[Emi] Emi: Want some gravy with that? Care to do the honors, Hex?
[Tora-Chan] Tiger: *sits on Zen's lap* Pass the whipped cream!
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: I have the whipped cream..
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: *covers Emi in whipped cream*
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Now.. Watch carefully everyone. This is how you lick Whipped cream off a Virus.
[Emi] Emi: FOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: *likcs whipped creams off Emi*
[Emi] EMi: Yow! Hey! :P
Elektra watches Tora-chan.. "Ok... I don't wanna know what's going on here"
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: :9
[Emi] Emi: *pours gravy on Megabyte*
[Tora-Chan] Tiger: My turn with the whipped cream!
[Tora-Chan] Tiger: *looks at Zen* Our turn.. *G*
[Elektra] grabs .. um... some pie and tosses it..
[Emi] Emi: *tears a leg off the turkey and waves it threateningly*
[Zen`] Zen: *rubs hands togeather* Desert? Already? *g*
[Emi] EMi: Ice cream wars!
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Kinky..
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: Cool! Where's Andraia!
[Tora-Chan] Dot: Why Enzo?
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: Nevermind..
[Emi] Emi: *jumps up on the table and breaks a glass over Megabyte's head* THIS IS FOR THE WHIPPED CREAM!
[Emi] Emi: BWA HA HA!
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Ow! I'm bleeding!
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: The gravy is hurting my cuts!
[Tora-Chan] Hex: *still cooking*
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Where did all the nulls go suddenly?
[Tora-Chan] Dot: They went in the kitchen.. Hex called them.
[Emi] Emi: *races into the kitchen*
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Oh.. I see...
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: Bob still dead.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: We knew that.
[Tora-Chan] Mouse: Don't be so stupid honey.
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: *looks at Enzo* Yes, don't.
[Emi] Dot: *looks at herself in Bob's hair* My mascara is running!
[Tora-Chan] Hex: Hi Emi!
[Emi] Emi: What are you doing in here? And what is THAT? *points to a big pot of...something*
[Tora-Chan] Hex: I had to spare my nulls...
[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: *overhears*
[Tora-Chan] Dot: *takes Bob's outfit and uses it as a mirror*
[Emi] Tiger, you have to write this all up!

[Tora-Chan] Megabyte: Gross.. I'm certainly not eating that.
[Tora-Chan] Mouse: Well.. I'll eat that dangly thing.
[Tora-Chan] Enzo: *barfs*
[Emi] Emi: *looks in the pot* HOLY SPAM! That's Matrix!