10. That Guardian outfit really matches his skin tone
9. He knows everything, because he's a gardener. Oh... no, wait...
8. I hear metalic hair is in this year
7. He was blown into the web, after heading up a system-wide war. What have YOU done this week?
6. He's in Mainframe for a few cycles, and he's already got Dot, Mouse, and Hexy as potential love interests
5. He's... well... Blue
4. You know you want that car
3. That keytool is one heck of a swiss army knife
2. He's got an 8-ball on top of his home
1. I dare you to tell a Guardian he ISN'T cool
(Jerry's note: Uh, no thanks)

10. Dot's Diner: Fastest food in Mainframe
9. And yet still humble enought to go into business with Al
8. Puts up with total idiots ("Yes Ms Matrix...")
7. Has her own dedicated server
6. I bet she fixes that sign herself
5. How many sisters sing to thier siblings for a birthday present?
4. Survived the Funhouse
3. Makes great abstract art
2. Her diner doesn't need a dorkey theme tune
1. She even looks cool when she's translucent
(Jerry's note: I bet she slugged Mouse when she asked for that energy shake)

10. Frisket hasn't eaten him yet
9. He's a great shot with a megaphone
8. He wears shoulder pads on his jersey (safety first!)
7. He can spin his hat around 360 on his head
6. One word: "Alphanumeric"
5. Proves that they DO make guardian uniforms in his size
4. Can spend a whole game with someone, but not figure out they're a game sprite
3. His delivery bussiness bombed, so he bacame a guardian
2. He's a little source code, short and stout...
1. Some kids get a dorkey clown at their birthdays. Enzo gets the Fabulous Primitives
(Jerry's note: Unforgetable....)

10. Uh, she's a game sprite outside a game? That's pretty cool, eh?
9. Cuter than those Olsen twins combined, on their best day.
8. Keeps Enzo busy long enough for Bob to escape without being bowled over
7. Has never heard of nulls, but can pilot a disrupto-matic
6. Her spines can substitute for Mike's remote control ("Order now! Only ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-" [Poke])
5. First toy: Fisher Price's 'Baby's First Wrist-Mounted Crossbow'
4. HeR nAmE iS iN iNtRaCaPs :)
3. No one else in Mainframe would look presentable clad in seashells
2. Uses a razor-sharp Ginsu starfish to hold her hair up. Tough kid...
1. Freckles. Need I say more?
(Jerry's note: Hehe, cute as a button and armed to the teeth. Gotta love that)

10. An army of thousands of flunkies, and he waited till the end of season 2 to invade
9. As a Medusa bug statue, would make a great conversation piece
8. Lets his hair down at home. And his legs
7. Does a great impression of "Wolveriene"
6. Show me a guy who hasn't tried that voice, I'll show you a guy that hasn't seen Reboot
5. Won't be bound by traditional words like "Tower"
4. That's a nice bike...
3. Even that symbol is cool
2. Keeps his dad as a pet
1. First words after conquering Mainframe: "I'm going to Disneyland!"
(Jerry's note: You have to be cool to be related to Hexadecimal)

10. It isn't easy to be the Queen of Chaos
9. Has as many voices in her head as masks on her face
8. Recieved a present from Megabyte, and had the guts to send it back
7. Has frequent arguments with Megabyte about who has longer nails
6. Doesn't sing for NOBODY
5. I wonder where she found a gopher with a TV installed in its head?
4. (Insert your own "face-lift" joke here)
3. Her vs 2 million nulls. Guess who outlasted who
2. Never gets upset much beyond "oh dear..."
1. She's Happy! Happy! Happy!
(Jerry's note: Where in the heck does she keep all those masks?)

10. It's dangerous to look directly into her hair
9. If she ever has a kid, she can call him "kid"
8. With that annoying accent, she must have had countless attempts on her life, but she's still processing.
7. It slices, it dices...
6. Great fun at parties when she does her "close shave" routine
5. First person to escape the Crimson Binome's prison
4. Changed her name to a symbol. Now she demands to be called "The Sprite Formerly Known as Mouse". And you know everyone complies
3. Owns an "I Almost Git Blown Up By The Guardians" t-shirt
2. Sings "Memory" (No wait, that was 'Cats'. Sorry)
1. One word: Sub-divide
(Jerry's note: Just as long as she doesn't get to name anyone, ever)