*** Emi changes topic to ""Hiya Emi!" "Hi Meggy!" "Wanna go for a ride?" "Sure, Meggy!" "Jump in!" I'm a virus girl, in a virus world...."
* DeciByte presses a button "Lag go up,lag go down...lag go up,lag go down."
*** Tora-Chan changes topic to "X, don't make us all
gang up on you, then beat you to frizzling circuits.
:P"
*** X changes topic to "Oh bite me, Deci. I'll sic
my brother W on you."
* Dan_Wood and Dan_Wood are totally normal.
*** DeciByte changes topic to "If a man speaks, and no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong?"
[Bob`] Glitch... MedKit
* Bob` ouches as he twists into a medkit "oops.. forgot about that.."
*** X changes topic to "WE AAAAAAAALL NEED HELP!!!"
[JerryTCow] your counter is at exactly 2471793
* P-Chrome looks at Jerry.
[P-Chrome] Cool!
* P-Chrome looks.
[JerryTCow] All GeoCities counters have been blown straight to hell :)
[P-Chrome] Yeah, but Joe Smith doesn't know that. Who wants to play a joke?
[JerryTCow] ROTFLMAO!
* Zen` nods "Yeah.. whip good...."
* MaxMouse` grabs all her files throws them in a pile, and jumps up and down on them viciously, screaming AKURJHEWRKJGEWKJRGWEJHRGWEKRGKWEGRWGEKGR!!!
[JerryTCow] How *do* you scream that?
[CyberCat] Jerry: Easy. Just play Bethooven's Fifth on your computer keyboard. ;P
*** CyberCat has quit IRC ("I really really really wanna gig a gig ahh!" --the Sprite Girls)
[Elektra`] aaaaall around the world statues crumble for me... (geez.. I wish they'd crumble ON him!)
* Valis gives everyone some candy
[AndrAIa] I can't have candy do you have any milk???
* JerryTCow backs away
* JerryTCow eats his candy
* Valis snickers
[JerryTCow] Don't even think about it Andraia
* AndrAIa asks Valis for milk...
* Valis hands Andraia a Cow..
[AndrAIa] There is a cow in here.. Milk it
* JerryTCow runs "It's a contradiction joke! I'm not a cow! Honest!"
* AndrAIa runs after The COw I want some milk... My hadns aren't cold
* DeciByte laughs at this humorous performance.=)
* JerryTCow gets into disuise
*** JerryTCow is now known as JerryTCat
* JerryTCat meows poorly
* AndrAIa says oh... I wanted milk
* AndrAIa cries
* JerryTCat twiddles his thumbs and meows innocently
* AndrAIa cries louder
* DeciByte tells andraia thats jerrythecow in a cat suit..
[JerryTCat] I hate you Deci... BAIL!
* AndrAIa smiles and runs over to Jerry The cow...
* JerryTCat runs
* DeciByte laughs at all these antics...;)
[TigurNet] IM ON THE INTERNET! MSG ME AND ILL KILL YOU!
*** Emi (Emidecimal@rock-aa-026.vni.net) has joined #reboot
[Emi] JERRY!
[Emi] ZEN!
[Zen`] Hey Emi!
[JerryTCow] EMI!
[JerryTCow] :)
* Emi bowls Jerry and Zen over
* Zen` merks!
* Emi is here
[Emi] :D
[Zen`] Yes. Yes you are.
[Zen`] :)
[JerryTCow] We could tell! :)
* Zen` doesn't think Hex would like rap.. can you picture that? "Yo. I'm Hexy, and I'm in da
house. I'm going to kick the butts of those do-gooders, Bob, Dot and Mouse. So don't get in my
way, you better not make me mad.. or I'll be all over you faster than you dad would have! Huh!"
*** Zen` was kicked by DeciByte (Ugh.)
*** Zen` (zen@mg135-025.ricochet.net) has joined #reboot
[Emi] Zen: Whaaaaaat?
*** Emi (Emidecimal@rock-aa-023.vni.net) has joined #reboot
[Emi] Fire!
[Emi] See it burning in her eyes
[Emi] It's the flame that never dies
[Emi] When Spice Girls stand to conquer all....
[Emi] Emi-de-ci-mallllllllll!!!!!!!!!!
[Emi] Thank you.
[Emi] :D
[Elektra`] Emi: lovely song.. hehe..
[Emi] ;)
* JerryTCow applauds "Yes! Save us!"
* DeciByte calls upon the eight trigrams of infinity and banishes X to the gates of hell
* Zen` points behind Elektra "LOOK! A BIG SWIRLY DISTRACTION TYPE THINGY!"
*** Elektra` is now known as Daemon`
* Daemon` is evil
* Daemon` states the obvious
* LadyChaos balances a Null on her nose
#reboot topic is This topic is censored by BSnP for your protection.
*** Dan_Wood changes topic to "This topic is censored by BSnP fo-*CRACKLE* This topic has been
liberated by the Bovine Liberation Front..."
*** Dan_Wood has quit IRC (Snorg.)
[Servo] Yay! Dr. Who stopped the Daleks from becoming masters of Earth!
[JerryTCow] Servo: Nooooo, really? %)
[Servo] Yesss, The Daleks weren't able to remove the Earth's core!!!
* Servo tips over a Dalek, hee hee, it'll never get back up!
* Servo watches a Dalek try to go up a flight of stairs..."A futile maneuver!"
*** Servo is now known as Dalek
[Dalek] Exterminate..All Humans!
* Dalek is master of Earth
* JerryTCow trips Dalek "oopsie!"
[Dalek] yaaaaa,...
* Dalek tries to get up..."A futile maneuver"
[Dalek] Exterminate...exterminate...grr, ext.....help...
* Dalek will...exterminate...all...humans...as soon as he gets up...
*** JerryTCow is now known as ABC_exec
[CybrSnake] It's the ABC!!! Thy've turned on us!!! Trecherous dogs!
[ABC_exec] duhhhh
* Mr_Byte chuckles.
* Hex` SHREDS ABC!!!!!
* ABC_exec is shreaded
* CyberCat hisses at the ABC exec
[Bob913] "Bobcat: activate forcefield!"
* S_Moon shrieks at a level only dogs and anime characters can hear. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
* Emideciml shoves Megabyte onto the couch
[Mr_Byte] O_o
* Emideciml sees Megabyte is now glued to the couch! Ha ha ha!
* Mr_Byte looks at the couch, and him.
* Emideciml covers Megabyte in duct tape.
[Mr_Byte] I am so love-- MMMPPH! MMMPH!
[Emideciml] Let's see you get out iof this one!
* Mr_Byte frees himself.
[Emideciml] Aaagh!
[Emideciml] Well, let's see you get up from the couch...
* Mr_Byte stands up, carring the couch with him, and looks at EmiDecimal, "I got up.."
* Emideciml stares at Megabyte "You have a COUCH stuck to your butt!"
* Mr_Byte looks behind him, "SO I DO!"
[MaxMouse`] Zen: SEND ME STORY OR I'LL... um... wiffle myself to wiffledom! yeah!
* MaxMouse` drops Zen
* MaxMouse` looks around
[MaxMouse`] what was I doing? I've lost track.
[JerryTCow] wiffling?
[MaxMouse`] oooh right
* MaxMouse` pulls out her wiffle bat
* MaxMouse` wiffles herself on the head
* Zen` sings "I don't take coffee, I drink tea my dear, I like my toast done on the side! And
you can hear it in my accent when I talk, I'm an Englishman in New York!"
* Zen` leaps up on his chair "OH OH, I'm an Alien! I'm a legal alien! I'm an Englishman in New
York!"
#reboot topic is Matrix has Issues, would you like a Subscription?
* LadyChaos throws open the channel closet and releases the enitre flock of flying ice cream.
* Dan_Wood ponders putting an ethercable into the harbor and giving it an IP address. :)
[JingleCow] They could put it right in the middle of the North-West Arm, and run it on "Smell Power" :D
[Dan_Wood] harbour@hfx.istar.ca
* JingleCow e-mails the harbour "Take a bath. -JTC"
* Dan_Wood ponders mailing the Harbour, "Why haven't you gotten out of the bay and killed the Haligonians?" "Well, 'cause Canadians need more salt."
* Dan_Wood has visions of Nullzilla.
* JingleCow can just see the Halifax harbour monster now!
[Zen`] I'M THE DORKY LOOKING GUY ALREADY!
* MaxMouse sticks her head in the freezer.
[MaxMouse] Um... tha'th a pwablm...
* MaxMouse lifts up her head, and a metal can is stuck to her tongue.
* MaxMouse blinks
[MaxMouse] I godd dith kan en moi tung...
* Zen` wonders how words can be friendly.
* Zen` wonders if '**** YOU' can be written in big friendly letters...
* Emi gets out a Noisy Cricket and points it at Zen.
* Zen` holds up a flashy thingy and uses it on Emi "You don't know what a Noisy Cricket is. You have no idea or any desire to cause harm to people."
* Emi picks up the Noisy Cricket. "Ooh, what's this?"
* JerryTCow RUNS AWAY!
* MaxMouse` puts $50 on the table. "I dare you, Zen!"
* Belldandy takes the $50. "Oooh! I'm going to buy shoes!"
* MaxMouse` aughs.
[JerryTCow] heheheh
[MaxMouse`] there goes camping money.
* Zen` laughs
* Belldandy skips down to the mall.
* Zen` taps Michelle on the shoulder and then snatches the $50 bill from Bell's hand
* MaxMouse` OUCHs
* MaxMouse` backhands Zen
* Belldandy aaaaughs.
* Zen` ouches
* Zen` runs off with the $50 bucks
* Belldandy swoons over Mulder.
* Zen` forehead smacks
[Zen`] This is sad...
[Zen`] This is very sad...
* JerryTCow kicks X and says in a syrup-sweet voice "If you don't op me, I'm going to tear your wires out and use them for FLOSS!"
[Zen`] Oh no.. even better.... "(Monotone) This is sad.. VERY sad!"
* Emideciml thinks of Tiger's ReBoot Thanksgiving "Enzo: 'Where's Hex?' *loud boom from kitchen* Megabyte: 'Cooking.'"
[Zen`] !ping ping ping
* Zen` looks at his lagged self
[JerryTCow] Go Zen! Get DOOOOOOWN wit 'yo lagged self!
* JerryTCow ums
* Zen` chuckles
* JerryTCow awaits the kick-ban :)
* Zen` gets down with his lagged self "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
[Emi] Hmm, isn't it irnoic, the SPice Girls have a song called "Too Much:
* Dan_Wood , Dan_Wood and Dan_Wood think you're insane.
* MaxMouse runs around screaming and yelling 'They're after me!"
[JerryTCow] Who? Who?
[JerryTCow] Who? Hoo!
[JerryTCow] Hoo!
*** JerryTCow is now known as JerryTOwl
[JerryTOwl] Look what you've done!
[CripNite] oh my god!! Jer's transformed again!!!
* Zen` forehead slaps
[Zen`> Wasn't me! *g*
[JerryTOwl] Oh yeah, I'm a real hoot tonight...
* Tora-Chan watches her brain get lost.
[JerryTOwl] DOH!
[Tora-Chan] Come back brain!
[JerryTOwl] Pun alert!
* JerryTOwl watches Tiggs chase her brain
* Tora-Chan laughs at the corniness of that.
*** Zen` has quit IRC (Soilent green is *GOOD*!)
* JerryTCow screams "Oh, for the love of USER Ray! Get your foot off the box! NOW!" %D
[JerryTCow] "Man you should've seen them kickin' Edgar Allen Poe"
[JerryTCow] Goo goo g'joob!
[JerryTCow] "Fu-ture's... Made of... Vir-tu-al In-san-i-ty!"
* Zen` boogies "Always.. seem to.. be govened by this love we have! For twistin', changing, moden new technology.."
[Dan_Wood] SJ: The only way ya could lag me is by SENDING 600.
* Zen` whispers to Wolf-dude "Send him IE 4.0"
* Zen` burns numerous Matrix figures.. then suddenly breaks down "NOOOO!! NOT THE ACTION FIGURES! THEY'RE MELTING!!! NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I MUST STOP IT.. STOP IT FROM ALL GOING SO VERY WRONG!!!"
[ZenChetah] Pizza should not be taken Analy.
[CybrSnake] here's a hint...
[CybrSnake] never accidentally use an "x" instead of a "z" when typing "Fuzzies"
* JerryTFly FINALLY adds "I Will Come To You" to his Song page, since ABOUT 20 PEOPLE ASKED FOR IT! YOU ARE ALL SICK! SICK, SICK, SICK! LEAVE ME ALONE!! *ahem* :)
* Clearsky doesnt want to think about the number of requests for Dot - um, unclothed.
[Clearsky] You'd be amazed....
[NateDaMan] Clearsky, can I make a request???
* Clearsky rolls her eyes
[NateDaMan] Dot, unclothed.
[NateDaMan] Thanks.
*** X changes topic to 'People ought to be more open minded...'
*** JerryTCow changes topic to 'X, we KNOW what's in your mind, you can keep it closed'
*** X changes topic to 'I get no respect, no respect at all. I tell ya...'
[Zen`] EVERYONE SLOW DOWN.
* Zen` wahs!
* Zen` is carried up by little words! o_o
* Zen` is carried up by a steady stream of text... o_O
* JerryTCow is washed away in a sudden flood
* Zen` helps Shalene back up and wahs! as another stream of text flys by carrying him off!
* JerryTCow grabs on to Zen as they are both carried away
* Zen` wheees and swirls around with Jer O_O
* Zen` gahs and is nailed in the head by a flying Y
* Tiger um.s
* Tiger picks up Zen. *g8
[JerryTCow] What about me?!
* Mole_Man looks at the Y bruise on Zen's forehead.
* Zen` thanks Shalene and staggers around
* JerryTCow continues to whirl about in the text tornado "AUNTY EM! AUNTY EEEEEEM!!"
* Zen` laughs at Jer and then WAHS as he's sucked up too!
* Zen` twirls around
[Mike`] I'm Mike...
[Mike`] From Canmore...
[CyberCat] Jerry, you have REALLY got to get this species thing figured out.
* Clearsky gets out her whiffle bat. "A RAT!!!!"
* JerryTRat mutters something under his breath
[JerryTRat] Oh dear..
* CyberCat looks down at the rodent and licks her lips...
[Grdian453] LOL
* JerryTRat just runs like hell
* CyberCat takes off after the rat
[Dan_Wood] one time i heard about this bug where your modem gets screwed up and everything starts coming in reversed..it's really expensive to fix
[Dan_Wood] erawmrif medom emos ni tcefed a saw ti yltnerappa
[Dan_Wood] ytsan yllaer
* JerryTCow laughs at Dan
[JerryTCow] Boy Dan! You !pu dewercs yllaer
[JerryTCow] raed ho
[CyberCat] !?ydearla gniht sdrawckab eht htiw POTS syug uoy lliW
[Zen`] !oN
[CyberCat] !seY
[Zen`] !ON
[JerryTCow] !ti detrats eH !tluaf sih s'ti ...naD diputS
*** Valis` (Cally@ts32-09.hfx.istar.ca) has joined #Reboot
[Valis`] hello
[JerryTCow] !olleh
[CyberCat] Hey Valis!
[Clearsky] !silaV
* Clearsky eeks!
[Zen`] Hey Valis! !silaV yeH
[JerryTCow] ?uoy era woh
[Clearsky] No.. NONONONO!! Dan.. stop it!! You'r infecting me! :)
[CyberCat] ...siht pots ot woh wonk I kniht I
*** CyberCat is now known as taCrebyC
[taCrebyC] There. That's better.
[Zen`] Oh weird.
*** JerryTCow is now known as woCTyrreJ
[woCTyrreJ] Hey! It worked!
[taCrebyC] Whatever works, I guess.
* woCTyrreJ gives taCrebyC five
* taCrebyC looks at Dan. "Well?"
[woCTyrreJ] Now no one will make fun of me!
*** MaxMouse changes topic to 'No.'
*** DeciByte changes topic to 'Correct.'
*** JerryTCow changes topic to 'You realize we CAN converse without using the topic'
*** DeciByte changes topic to 'No we can't.'
*** JerryTCow changes topic to 'Yes we can (here we go :))'
*** DeciByte changes topic to 'No we can't.'
*** JerryTCow changes topic to 'Yes we can'
*** DeciByte changes topic to 'No we can't.'
*** JerryTCow changes topic to '(cocks hardware) Yes we can'
*** DeciByte changes topic to '*points out that the hardware belongs to Emi* No we can't.'
*** JerryTCow changes topic to '*looks at his empty hands* da**it...'
[Tora-Chan] Everyone remind me to watch X-Files tommorrow!
[Clearsky] Tora!
[Clearsky] Watch X-files tomorrow!
[Tora-Chan] Okie! *g*
* Clearsky grins "Well, you did ask.. you never said WHEN to remind you." :P
* Tora-Chan grabs Clearsky's toungue, "And don't stick yer tongue out at me." ;)
[Clearsky] Hhng!! (Me trying to talk while Tora is holding my tongue.)
[Tora-Chan] MY BRAIN! WORK!
* Tora-Chan slams her head into the desk.
* MaxMouse watches her brain fizzle out her ears.
[MaxMouse] wheee!
* JerryTCow puts another quarter in Tiger's head to make it work for another hour
[Clearsky] Jer.. inflation! It needs a Looney
* Tora-Chan thanks Jerry and moves half-intelligently around the channel saying in a robotic voice, "Thank you, Please insert another twenty-five sents."
[Clearsky] See!
[JerryTCow] DOH!
* JerryTCow looks for someone...
[JerryTCow] THERE YOU ARE! :D
[JerryTCow] X!!!
[Valis`] .........?
* JerryTCow tackle hugs X and gives her a big smooch!
[JerryTCow] (I'm trying to confuse her)
[Dan_Wood] LOOK AT PURE CONCENTRATED EVIL
[Dan_Wood] It's all gooey and slimey and icky and whatnot. Don't touch it.
*** SilverT (zssp@remote92.compusmart.ab.ca) has joined #ReBoot
* JerryTCow bowls SilverT over
* JerryTCow overshoots Sylv and crashes into the wall
[JerryTCow] ow...
* SilverT pickls up Jer. "Try to work on your aim..."
[JerryTCow] What do you think I was doing? :)
[Dan_Wood] Jerry: Going fer a pull? :)
* JerryTCow shoots a look at Dan
*** Tora-Chan (Tigerfires@stplpx01-port-17.agt.net) has joined #Reboot
* Tora-Chan charges into the channel with her head down, "42 HUT!"
* Zen` zooms around at high speeds "AHHHHHHH!!! FOOTBALL!"
* Tora-Chan puts on a helmet that WAY oversized.
* Tora-Chan is now a large helmet with little feet, and skitters around the channel bumping into walls, "Fwootbwall?"
* Zen` awwwwwws "Cute!" :D
* Tora-Chan sits down, and just looks like a helmet.
* Zen` glares back at himself
* Zen` pokes himself "UPDATE MORE DA**IT!"
* Zen` smacks himself upside the head "I CAN'T! I'm.. I'm.. slow.. and I have to have it perfect!"
* Zen` bops himself on the head "No ya don't! Just upload whatever!"
[JerryTCow] O_O
* Zen` humphs "But.. I don't wanna put up stuff other pages have!"
* Zen` falls out with himself.. :(
* JerryTCow shuffles away from Zen, Zen, and Zen
* Zen` laughs and then ahems
* JerryTCow beats the.. poop... out of Geocities
[Tora-Chan] Pwoop.
* Zen` grins
* Tora-Chan giggles like a nut.
* Mole_Man grins.
* Zen` laughs
* Dan_Wood introduces geocities to Jimmy Hoffa... Or at least the place he was buried.
* SilverT picks up a flaming torch and proceeds to rally a mob and storm geocitie's offcie.
[Taraxis] zany!
* Tora-Chan tries to run with the mob, but is slow and just gets trampled into a fluffy pancake. O_o
[JerryTCow] SilverT: Kill the beast! Kill the Beast!
* JerryTCow picks up the pancake
* SilverT kills the beast. O_o
[JerryTCow] D***, wrong mob..
* Tora-Chan watches Belle go all dramatic and kill herself over a hairy buffola.
[Taraxis] You guys are quite insane.
[Taraxis] My best friend, who is a girl, had a dream where Bill Clinton gave her Excalibur. That proves how weird girls are.
* Tora-Chan trots around the channel.
* Tora-Chan stops and sits in the very center of the floor.
* Taraxis rips a urinal off the wall and goes on a mad rampage with it
[JerryTCow] oh dear
* Tora-Chan takes a breath.
[JerryTCow] not again!
* Tora-Chan MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Zen` FALLS OVER!
* Zen` FLYS ACROSS THE ROOM
* Zen` ouches
* Zen` rubs his ears o_O
* JerryTCow is blown 40 channels away
>
Session Close: Sun Jan 25 02:16:19 1998
*** Now talking in #reboot
* Tora-Chan watches Jerry join and leave 40 channels.
* JerryTCow walks back in with a headache...
* Zen` laughs
[JerryTCow] What hit me?
* Tora-Chan giggles.
[Zen`] Little kitty with big lungs..
* JerryTCow nods, and wargs
* Tora-Chan crawls under the couch and giggles, "Cwow fwy ovwer da mwoon." ¦D
* Tora-Chan is a silly kitty.
* Zen` chuckles at the cuteness..
* JerryTCow has to go jump over the moon again (it's all that godspammed dish's fault! If he hadn't run away with the spoon NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!)
* Zen` ums at Jer
[JerryTCow] It's a long story Zen
[JerryTCow] about half a page long
[JerryTCow] in big print
[JerryTCow] See, it all started with this cat and his fiddle...
* Zen` laughs
* CyberCat sneezes and sends Snake careening across the room
* Terrabull wonders if anyone wants to play a game
[Taraxis] i'm thinking of a number between one and ten.
[JerryTBee] Ohh! Which one?
* Tora-Chan sits down on the couch, leans back and says, "Dwew wew know dat it wis actwuawwy vewy hward to tawk in ky00t tawk? Becwause wew have to fink of where wall da ky00t swounds, phwases, and wettews cwome in, and bwy da twime I dwo dat.. Whatwever I was saywing dwoesn't mwean anwyding in da fwirst pwace becwause I've swaid it twoo wate.."
* Tora-Chan smiles, "And bwy den nwo one undwerstwands what I've swaid anyhew.." :)