On #ReBoot, we have our chatters, our lurkers, our
philosiphers, and our general weirdos (Try to guess the most common. Go on! Guess!) As a
proud member of the latter group, I feel compeled to share just a few of the nutty things
I've witnessed. Enjoy! And remember, as the Police said (sorta) "I'll be logging
you!"
(BSnP attacks)
* Mr_byte does things to get censored.
* Emideciml slaps Megabyte, then slaps a censor bar over him.
*** JerryTCow is now known as BSnP
* BSnP wonders why everyone hates him...
* Emideciml faints..
* Mr_byte pounces on Emidecimal.
[BSnP] hey!
* Emideciml yelps!
* Mr_byte acts all playful.
* Mr_byte circles Emi's feet.
* BSnP lectures Mr_byte
[BSnP] hey! Don't stand so close to each other people! =)
* BSnP makes a general pain in the @$$ of himself...
* DecimalB puts the BSnP in a stasis feild
[BSnP] nooooooo!
* BSnP becomes a steaming bowl of chicken noodle soup
[BSnP] look what you've done!
(Renegade examines the justice system)
[Renegade_] "This program has preformed an illegal operation and will be
terminated" - That's kinda harsh punishment ain't it?!
(Super-ping)
* JerryTCow sends his pings on adventures! :) Some never come back...
* JerryTCow gives his ping a cape. "NOW you're ready!"
(O_o)
[Zen`] Go MEGGY! GO MEGGY! GET RUSTY! GET RUSTY!
(o_O)
* DeciByte pokes the silence
[silence] hey!
[silence] stop that!
(O_o)
*** X changes topic to "Chickens are a better date anyways..."
(O_O... How to scare the whole channel, part 3)
* AndrAIa dances around the channel naked!
* Matrix` blinkities!
* JerryTCow thinks we should pay more attention to AndrAIa before it comes to this =)
* AndrAIa dresses and says I got everyone to notice I was alive...
[Matrix`] hehehe... "We Noticed!"
* JerryTCow thinks that may have been a bit drastic %)
(uhh, whatever)
[Matrix`] "I must kill her myself" "You mean physically?"
(Spelling gremlins strike again. Film at 11)
* JerryTCow listens to the radio: Feilds Of Gold by Sting is on
[Zen`] YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[Zen`] Fields of Gold!
[Zen`] Englishman in New York!
[Zen`] Stink rocks.
[Zen`] Sting rather.. LOL
[CripNite] I like the first one, better, Zen...
[Zen`] Stink! You go Stink! Heh heh (X bashing)
* Zen` smiles and pats X on the head
* Zen` kicks X in the shin as an after thought :)
* Servo slaps X around a bit with a large trout
* JerryTCow blames all ICQ's problems on X :)
* Tigresa watches everyone maim X.
[Servo] yes, it is alllll X....that's it, that's the ticket!
[Zen`] X.. **** you and your stupid hole in the ozone layer...
[Servo] yeah, saaaayyy, I'll bet X is behind the postal strike!
* Servo realizes that world war II could have been averted, if not for X!
* Servo spots X on the grassy knoll
* Tigresa realizes that X created Matrix.
* Servo kicks X
* JerryTCow whacks X upside the head with a pointed stick
* Tigresa points a gun at X and snarls, "Die. B****."
* DeciByte realizes that X created all his problems,all his hurt,all his times of pain,and
all his confusion.
* Servo finds X hidden in a "Where's Waldo" book
* DeciByte blasts X with about 2351432651432512435124351235124345123312352 volts of
electricity!
* Zen` grabs X by the throat and slams her head into the ground "THINK YOU CAN STOP
REBOOT REACHING THE USA?! THINK AGAIN!" *g*
* Zen` ahems
[Zen`] This so cool :)
* Tigresa watches the annihilation continue.
*** Servo changes topic to "X bashing! Gotta love it!"
* DeciByte realizes his cats would all still be alive if X wasnt around.
* Servo watches as X kills Kenny
* Tigresa points at X, "YOU B******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* DeciByte puts a bomb in X's mouth
* Zen` watches X assimilate W "AHHHH! X IS BORG!"
(Funny, I don't remember much about this night...)
* JerryTCow wants a smack in the head too
[Elektra] JTC: I can arrange that for ya..
* Elektra bops JerryTCow upside the head with her wooden mallet
[Elektra] JTC: there ya go!
[JerryTCow] .......
* JerryTCow is delerious thanks to the mallat
[Elektra] Jerry: hey.. anything to help!
* JerryTCow now thinks he's a DJ
* JerryTCow stumbles around, still dizzy from the mallet hit. "NOOOObody expects the
Spanish Inquisition!..."
* JerryTCow thinks he is a chicken
* JerryTCow smacks his nose into the ground "ouch..."
* Elektra watches JerryTCow run around like a chicken with it's head cut off
* CyberCat watches Jerry lay an egg
* JerryTCow skwaks
* JerryTCow now thinks he's John Tesh
* Elektra looks at JerryTCow, and RUNS AWAY
[DeciByte] Uh oh.
* DeciByte runs away with lek
[Elektra] NOOO ... NO ELEVATOR MUSIC!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (**ahem** That's my 'Dot'
impersonation)
* JerryTCow pulls out a trumpet....
* CyberCat quickly pulls the trumpet away from Jerry and ties it into a square knot
* Elektra breaks JerryTCow's 'digits' so he can't play any cheesy piano
[JerryTCow] MY DIGITS!!
* JerryTCow is now quite convinced he is a fish, and begins flopping around gasping for
breath
* Elektra throws JerryTCow in the water
[CyberCat] Gawd, is he EVER going to come out of this?!
[JerryTCow] *Sputter*
* Elektra might have to take another mallet to Jerry's head if he doesn't snap out of it
* JerryTCow snaps out of it
[JerryTCow] right! Who did that?
* Elektra looks innocent, halo glowing
* JerryTCow goes off to get a towel
* JerryTCow remembers something about a mallet...
* Elektra quickly hides her mallets
[Elektra] la de da de da...
* JerryTCow shrugs "ah well"
(You learn something new every day)
* TracyFan flips a cow high into the air
[JerryTCat] Hey!
[JerryTCat] I resent cows being used like that!
[TracyFan] No, cows enjoy that, JTCat.
[Elektra] Jerry: You're now known as JerryTCAT... so don't complain! ^_^
[TracyFan] It's their purpose in life.
* JerryTCat saunters away...
[TracyFan] Did I insult? From the land of Sgtscafe in a far away server, the cows like to
be flipped.
[TracyFan] Just ask them.
[TracyFan] I'll go get one.
* JerryTCat was a cow until Shalene used that white magic of hers... It's true!
*** QnetCow (wjw@dialin1625.toronto.globalserve.net) has joined #ReBoot
[QnetCow] moo
[TracyFan] So, cow, what do you think?
[QnetCow] moo..
[TracyFan] see?
*** QnetCow has quit IRC (Leaving)
[JerryTCat] Wow, you were right
(Ask a stupid question...)
[JerryTCow] Deci: You hate the spacebar, doncha? =)
[DeciByte] jerry:yup.
(Ever have one of those days?)
* AndrAIa runs over to JerryTCow and says MILK please
*** JerryTCow is now known as JerryFish
* JerryFish realises how stupid that was, as he flops around helplessly
* Tora-Chan runs over to Jerry and drops him into a bowl of water.
* JerryFish thanks Shalene
* Zen` drinks from a bowl of water that happens to be laying around :9
[JerryFish] ACK!
* AndrAIa frowns where did my cow go to???
* Tora-Chan mews and puts Jerry in another fishbowl.
* JerryFish attempts to transform into an endangered condor, but it won't fit!
* Tora-Chan grins evilly at the fish. O}:D
* JerryFish looks oddly at the kitty....
* Tora-Chan sticks her paw in the fishbowl and mews.
[JerryFish] uh oh
*** AndrAIa (sailormoon@cisco8-214.cas.golden.net) has left #ReBoot
[JerryFish] whew
*** JerryFish is now known as JerryTCow
* JerryTCow transforms back into a cow, but is now stuck in the fishbowl "DOH!"
* P-Chrome thinks Jerry has a little problem.
* JerryTCow ponders his predicament....
* Zen` takes the fish bowl, and goes bowling with it (Jerry still being inside) %)
* JerryTCow bounces around the channel in the fishbowl "I (thud) HATE (thud) YOU
(thud) ZEN! (thud)"
(Some hot new music from the Surfer)
* WebSurfer is smashing his head on his keyboard
[WebSurfer] jnkkfwdrapj;sDF;BJdf;bjkfS;BKJFs
[WebSurfer] the music group: Smashing Keyboard
[WebSurfer] and Key Party, with their hit Dictation
(Diddly-what?)
* P-Chrome smashes Zen's monitor. "If you start hugging your computer people are
gonna think you are goofy!"
[Zen`] Kathryn: I'm AM goofy. What the diddly-doodles are you talking about? :)
(How not to talk to Emi)
*** Emi changes topic to ""Twas the night before Christmas and all through
Mainframe, not a sound, not a word, not an 'Incoming Game...'""
[Emi] Enzo and Dot were asleep in their beds, while visions of quantum business network
mximizers danced in ther heads...
[Emi] No wait.
[Emi] Enzo in rocketship PJs! :D
* Emi looks at her own PJs..
* Emi gahhs... cuteness >:(
[Zen`] Emi: Well.. you're cute. What do you expect? :P
[Emi] Zen: JUST BECAUSE I HAVE WINNIE THE POOH PJS DOESN'T MAKE ME CUTE!
* Emi dies..
[Zen`] Emi: LOL! Winnie the Pooh! AWWWWWWWWW! :D
[JerryTCow] awww, cool! =)
[Emi] Zen: I AM NOT CUTE! DIEEEEEE!
* Emi SCREAMS
* Emi puts on a big ugly monster mask.
* JerryTCow moves out of Emi's line of fire at any rate...
[Zen`] Awwwww.. a big ugly monster mask! CUTE!
* Emi takes off the mask and kills someone
(Here's another one of those that went on for some time afterwards, but you get the
idea)
* Emi sticks her hand out the window and sees snow collect in it rapidly.
* Emi pulls her hand back in and hits Jerry in the back of the head with the snowball.
[JerryTCow] *oof!*
* Emi looks innocent 0:)
* JerryTCow teeters and falls over
[JerryTCow] Right! who threw that!
* Emi points at Snake.
* JerryTCow looks at CybrSnake...
* CybrSnake pionts at deci
* Emi phews silently
* JerryTCow looks at Deci
* CybrSnake throws a little tinfoil ball at Jerry when his back is turned....
* CybrSnake whistles innocently
[JerryTCow] Right! Who threw that!
* CybrSnake points at Tong
* JerryTCow tosses a snowball at Tong, but misses and hits Mole
(You scare me, Chrome...)
*** P-Chrome (~525grover@APSICC.APS.EDU) has joined #ReBoot
[P-Chrome] Hi. I was just seeing if Zen was here so I could noogie him. But he's not.
*** P-Chrome has quit IRC (Leaving)
(Um... ew?)
[Tora-Chan] MEGGY AND DAEMON TOGETHER IS *CUTE*!
[Emi] Replace Daemon with Emi and you've got it!
[Tora-Chan] I like Meggy and Daemon. :)
[Emi] too bad *g*
*** MaxMouse` changes topic to "Two words that'll make everyone happy:
THREESOME."
* JingleCow narfs
[Dan_Wood] Emi, Daemon, and th' Megster? :D
[Emi] Dan: Cyber-bigamy?
* Emi gags.
* JingleCow files that under "stuff I didn't need a mental picture of"
(Dan redecorates his desktop)
* Dan_Wood sets his background to a text that says 'KILL' in block letters. %)
* Zen` puts a hand on Dan's shoulder "Lay off the cough syrup alwight? Seriously..
I'm worried about you man."
(On of my all-time favorite quit messages)
*** Zen` has quit IRC (Uh-oh.. My minds drifting again... QUICK! Someone nail it
down!)
(Uh, yeah, waiter? I'll have two of whatever Nate had.)
[CripNite] Howdy ho, Zen!! Gee you're smelling mighty flowery!!!
[Zen`] Nate: Gee.. thanks. I think. :)
(Hehehehehee... wait a minute...)
*** MaxMouse` has quit IRC (Of course I don't look as busy as the men... I do things
right the FIRST TIME.)
(Ever seen a virus drive a sleigh?)
[Emideciml] On Frisket! On Skuzzy! On Hack, and on Slash!
[Emideciml] Look out for that wall, cause we're all gonna crash!
(Sex-Ed for keytools)
* Dan_Wood shows Belldandy his new keytool glasses.
* Belldandy admires Dan's glasses.
* Dan_Wood demonstrates some of the features at Zen, "Watch... Resourcerer, search
keytool."
* Dan_Wood searches Zen's keytool for files and programs. %)
* Zen` motions to Paradime, and then to Dan's glasses, and watches Paradime attach itself
to Dan's face and start reproducing with Dan's keytool. :)
* Emi GAHHHS.
[Emi] That's INAPPROPRIATE for the channel! ;)
* Zen` laughs
* JingleCow sics the evil menace of hell that is BSnP on Zen %)
* Emi files that under "Things I did not need to know were possible"
* Zen` watches Paradime return to his arm and beep contently?
* JingleCow suggests Emi file THAT too :)
[Zen`] Dan: I think I might've just bred a race of Key-Tools that wear glasses by
accident...
[Dan_Wood] That's one thing I can say with a definitive assurance that I'll never forget
what I saw.
* Emi protects her keytool?
[Zen`] Well... they DID do it on your nose after all... :)
* Belldandy saunters away from Dan and Zen, just for the fun of sauntering around in her
sexy red dress.
* JingleCow suggests Bell stop raiding Dot's closet :)
* Dan_Wood runs Resourcerer's diagnostics...
[Dan_Wood] Well, it isn't having the children.
[Zen`] That's because Paradime is the female :)
[JingleCow] Awww, better luck next time Dan
* JinglDeci protects Crystalline then.
* Dan_Wood thinks the concept of a female keytool on a male's arm is novel to a new level.
(Christmas game)
[Emideciml] WARNING...INCOMING GAME...
[Emideciml] WARNING...INCOMING GAME...
* Zen` gulps and watches the channel be ingulfed by a game?
* Belldandy ties Zen to a chair.
* Zen` SCREAMS "I DON'T LIKE GAMES! LEMME GO!!"
* Belldandy sits on Zen. "Don't move!"
* Zen` tries to scramble free of the chair "Lemme go!! LEMME GO!!"
* Zen` ACKS! "Bells sitting on me! ABUUUUSEEE!" *g*
* Zen` ReBoots into.. Santa?
* Zen` forehead slaps
* Belldandy lunges at Zen. "I've been good this year! Really!"
* Zen` ACKS!
* Dan_Wood taps his icon again, reboots into a cleric. "D***it, why am I ALWAYS the
cleric?"
* Zen` bongs Bell on the head with his bag of goodies
* JingleCow ReBoots into a dorky elf! "DOH!"
[Emideciml] So what exactly do we do?
* Zen` looks at Paradime "Game stats.. okay.. the object of this Dan.. is to get Hex
to get into the Christmas spirit..."
* Zen` grumbles
[Zen`] This can't be good..
* JingleCow is armed with spring shoes and "A snow gun? What's a snow gun?" Then
he aims it at himself and finds out
* Zen` tries to walk and trips over his own flubber.
(Careful with that thing, Zen)
* Zen` sits around looking cool, and wearing an MIB suit %)
* Zen` takes some shades outta his jacket pocket, puts them in, and looks around at people
%)
* JerryTCow saw MiB today, and decides to ReBoot into an MIB too!
* Zen` straigtens his tie, and stands around the wall looking at everyone cool and
suavely... )
* JerryTCow tries to do like Zen, but is new to this and just ends up looking real lame :)
* Dan_Wood looks at Zen and Tiger...
* Tora-Chan looks over at Zen.
* Tora-Chan blinkities her eyes again.
* Tora-Chan looks over at Dan.
* Zen` arches an eyebrow
* Zen` watches everyone stare at each other?
[JerryTCow] Zen: No, we just lost interest in that blinking red light thingy of yours :)
* Zen` holds up the flashy thingy and points it at Jer *FLASH*
* JerryTCow looks around, dazed
[JerryTCow] Who... who am I?
[JerryTCow] Oh! Now I remember!
* JerryTCow pulls out a trumpet
[Zen`] oh god...
[JerryTCow] I'm John Tesh!
(A few mins later...)
[JerryTCow] Hey, where am I? And why do I have a trumpet up my butt?
* Elektra polishes the slightly tarnished halo over her head... ^_^
(*Raises hand*)
#reboot topic is "Tonight, X vs 30 nulls to the deletion! Who wants
tickets?"
(Letter from Mainframe)
* Emi spies the Mainframe address on a letter! AAAAUUUUGH!
* Emi tears it open.
* Emi reads.
[Emi] Dear...
[Emi] Miss....
[Emi] Decimal....
[DeciByte] READ FASTER!
* Emi continues. "Ian, Gavin, Phil and I saw your excellent stories and pictures
and..."
* Emi continues "And, at the request of everyone here at Mainframe (okay so there
were crowds of them begging outside my office today..)"
[Emi] We would appreciate it if you would grace our show with your presence...we would
love to conform the show to your standards.
[Emi] And Ms. Milliner is dying to meet you.
[Schala] Lol Emi!
* Emi gasps "Wow!" :D
[Emi] Schala: A girl can dream :D
(Interesting paradox)
* Tora-Chan watches her mom dance. O_o
[Tora-Chan] MENTAL NOTE: Mother has lost her mind.
[CybrSnake] Mental Note: I have lost my mind...
[CybrSnake] Mental Note: Place all mental notes in mind once it's found.
(Zen gets his hopes up)
[Zen`] "It's a BIRD!" "It's a PLANE!" "No.. nevermind.. it's
just some guy in blue tights...."
(After Showdown)
[Servo`] Haha, everyone thought that Bob would kick Megs bee-hind, but he was off
drinking tea the whole time!! Hahahaha
(Why am I not surprised?)
[Servo`] The following is from the CC for SHowdown:
[Servo`] DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH ME, VIRUS, I WILL NEVER TELL YOU THE MORTAL COMBAT CODES.
(Max makes travel arrangements)
[MaxMouse`] I need some fun and excitement and really wild things.
[Zen`] Mich: WHat're you doing on earth?
[MaxMouse`] Zen: Seemed like a good idea at the time...
[Zen`] Michelle: d***it girl! Didn't you read the brochers?!
[MaxMouse`] Zen: The brochures lied... they made it out to be cool and wild and exciting.
[Zen`] Michelle: D***it... I told them to make them realistic!!
[MaxMouse`] Zen: YOU made them? Why the hell?
[Zen`] Mich: I dunno.. it seemed like a good idea at the time...
* Zen` smirks
[MaxMouse`] Zen: well, this place sucks... no fun, no excitement, no wild things...
[Zen`] Mich: Go to Mars then.. but don't come complaining about MY planet... and NO
REFUNDS.
* MaxMouse` gets up
[MaxMouse`] I'll make you refund!
* MaxMouse` strides over to Zen purposefully.
* Zen` looks WAY down at Michelle "Yes?"
* MaxMouse` grabs Zen's collar and jerks him down to her level
* Zen` ouches.
* MaxMouse` grabs Zen's nose.
[MaxMouse`] Look! Got yer nose.
(I get bored, alright?!)
* JerryTCow tips himself over for fun "HeheeeEEAHHHHHHHHH! *oof*. Dangit..."
(YAY!)
* CyberCat skewers the Spice Girls on Andraia's trident. "Now THAT'S girl
power."
[Dan_Wood] Which spice, oregano, basil, or baby?
(Oh User, now that IS scary)
*** Emi` changes topic to "Aztec Sacrificial Song: "Quit playing games with
my heart...""
(Bad night)
* JerrWlrus is a serfetly pane Walrus. Goo goo g'joob
* JerrWlrus gives X a biiiig huggle, and sweeps her legs out from under her
[CyberCat] Jerry, are you feeling alright?
* JerrWlrus is not feeling alright.
* JerrWlrus is in exam hell, and on top of it all, has turned himself into a big stupid
walrus
[CyberCat] Jer: Plus you just hugged X...
* JerrWlrus goes off to "Induce vomiting"
(Yessum!)
* Emi bangs her rolling pin on a desk. "Chaos in the court!"
(*shudder* I was there, but went silent with fear.)
* Remidecml realizes the Guardian protocol is fighting with the virus part of him!
[LadyChaos] Fight it, Remidecimal! Fight it!
* LadyChaos gets out pom-poms.
[LadyChaos] 2! 4! 6! 8! Who do we appreciate? Our side is really neat! You know the Virals
can't be beat!
[LadyChaos] In brightest day, in blackest night, the Guardians won't escape their sight,
Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight! Gooooooooo VIRALS!
* LadyChaos shakes her pom-poms :D
* LadyChaos does a cartwheel, then splits. "OW..."
(Wow, we're all set)
*** LadyChaos changes topic to 'Jerry has a brain, X has courage, Emi has a rolling
pin, all we need is Zen to be the wizard of ACK (Oz was taken already)'
(And o_O again...)
*** TuxBen has quit IRC (With The Sombreo of Supreme Studlieness, nothing can stop me,
noth-*Whack*...except for that wall..)
(Chronicles of the Box)
* Grdian453 puts a box on his head
* Grdian453 cuts holes in the box and looks at everyone %)
* Grdian453 peers at everyone through his box
* Grdian453 offers his box to Jerry
* JerryTCow accepts the box? o_O
* JerryTCow puts the box on his head "This aint so bad.."
*** JerryTCow is now known as CowInABox
* CowinaBox has a whole new view of the world from in here
* ZenChetah turns the crank on the side of Jer's box
[CowinaBox] Zen: No! NOOO! LEAVE THAT ALONE!
* CowinaBox *POPS*
*** CowinaBox is now known as JerryTCow
[JerryTCow] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
* JerryTCow lands with a sound *thud* several feet away
[ZenChetah] Haw haw!
* JerryTCow lays there indignant, and dreams up ways to get even
(Yeeeees Zen...)
* ZenChetah laughs like a little girly atop a teapot...
* ZenChetah ahems o_O
[JerryTCow] o_O
[ZenChetah] Ummmm.. I'm weird :)
* JerryTCow will take that into consideration
* Zen` wonders if Dot would taste green
(Give Shalene any word. I swear, she can do this)
[Tora-Chan] JerryTCow.. MerryTCow... MegryTCow.. MegayTCow.. MegayTyow.. MegayTyo..
MegayTye.. MegabTye.. Megabyte.
(Ahh, people who understand my plight!)
* Tora-Chan imagines Jerry under stress and changing spontaneously into numerous
species.
[ZenChetah] "I can't take it much *POOFS INTO DOG* more! IT'S TOO MUCH! I can't do
*POOFS INTO FROG* this all at once! THE *POOFS INTO BEE* STRESS IS TOO MUCH!"
(THANK you Zen...)
* ZenChetah is a kitty %)
* ZenChetah licks himself
[ZenChetah] Ooo er.
[ZenChetah] That didn't sound right..
* JerryTCat welcomes himself to late night on #reboot %D
(Shalene, put the action figures down)
* Tora-Chan grabs a Luke SkyWalker Action figure.
* Tora-Chan makes the Luke figure move and talk, "Use da fworce Dwot!"
* Tora-Chan has the Megabyte figure dance in, "Nevwer.. Wew mwust know da pwower of
da dwark swide.."
* Tora-Chan makes Dot in her Exo-Suit stamp on Luke, "I'm nwot yer bwother! Wew
kwissed me! Incwest!"
* JerryTCat looks oddly at Shalene
(Sleepwalkers, caught on video)
* CatAsleep starts sleepwalking
* CatAsleep stumbles blindly around the channel
* CatAsleep stumbles right into Jerry
* JerryTCow looks at Cat
* CatAsleep mumbles sleepily "Bob...are you still here? I was a fraid that you had
left. Shall we...dance?"
* JerryTCow lays the Cat gently down, and hopes she stays there this time :)
* CatAsleep grabs at Jerry's ankles
[JerryTCow] Ack
[JerryTCow] what the....
* CatAsleep mumbles "rehucahubbajubbawah..."
[Clearsky] sounds like some kinda chant "Re Hu Co Ha, Re Hu Co Ha..."
* JerryTCow attempts to escape CyberCat's grasp...
* CatAsleep grabs Jerry's ankles tightly "Don't leave me!"
* Clearsky prances around witha spear and a grasss skirt. "Re Hu Co Ha...Re Hu Co
Ha..."
* JerryTCow "Oh dear"s
* JerryTCow starts a tribe? %)
* NateDaMan O_O 's at Clearsky's grass skirt dance...
* JerryTCow steps carefully away from Cat "Deci is gonna LOVE this if he walks
in..."
* CatAsleep is still dreaming...
* CatAsleep mumbles..."Kill the surfer...jab his board with sharp sticks...lock him
in a room with Princess Bula..."
(The joys of IRC)
* JerryTCow is msg'd by some dipswitch named... "Hotlipss?" *closes window*
*g*
(O_o)
* LadyChaos stands on her head and screams "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SOAHC!"
(Shalene... tosses her cookies? *dodges tomato*)
* Tora-Chan runs up to Jerry and tosses him some cookies. :D
* JerryTCow is burried under a mound of cookies
* Tora-Chan looks at Jerry and the green, red and grey cookies on top of him.
* Tora-Chan grin evilly.
* Tora-Chan thinks of steak and pulls out her little watch.
[Zen`] JER! RUN! DON'T TOUCH THE COOKIES!!
* Tora-Chan presses a button. }%D
* Tora-Chan is blown across the channel screaming, "STWEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(WHAT?!)
* LadyChaos pokes her finger smack into the middle of Megabyte's chest and says
authoritatively, "You're not Megabyte! You're a Dorito-induced FIGMENT OF MY
IMAGINATIONNNNN!"
[Megabyte`] LIAR!
[Megabyte`] I AM MEGABYTE!!
* JerryTCow is scared? O_O
*** LadyChaos is now known as Emideciml
* Emideciml throws her head back and screams "SUPER SAILOR EMIDECIMAL DORITO
FORCE!"
(A more enlightened X)
*** X changes topic to 'I bet you'd take me more seriously if I left my shirt on...'
[NateDaMan] X is always a perv, Verna...
*** X changes topic to 'I resent the term "perv". I perfer "restraint
disadvantaged"...'
(Crow's testimony)
[Zen`] "Hi. I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell ya that Mike Nelson is
innocent. Mike is 200% *beep* not guilty. And if you *beep* *beep* *beep* don't *beep*ing
find him innocent... then you can just *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* kiss my *beep*
*beep* *beep*."
(No...)
(Gee.. can ya guess where I just came from??_
* JerryTCow just came from the Metro Center, and boy are my arms tired (rimshot)
[Elektra`] hint: it's a place of higher learning..
* JerryTCow looks dumbly at Elektra
* Elektra` makes a mental note "Jerry is obviously NOT in a place of higher
learning.."
[JerryTCow] no, I'm in the public school system
[JerryTCow] thanks for asking
(This... was another Jerry... I don't do this to my browser... honest!)
* JerryTCow goes to Polychrome's page, just so he can listen to Netscape scream :)
* JerryTCow laughs insanely "BURN, you cheap piece of ****!!"
(Amen)
[Netscape] FATAL ERROR. ERROR NAME: GEOCITIES
(Um... I forget where this came from...)
[DeciByte] Laze:Blah. Im more perverted than you any day of the week.
[Asynca] There's a lot of you in me, then....
* DeciByte sighs and rolls his eyes. Im still more perverted than you Laze.
[Zen`] Deci: Ya know.. um... not to say you're wrong.. but.. you're wrong. ;)
* CyberCat opens her mouth to correct Zen, then shuts it again because she has no idea how
to counter that comment.
[JerryTBee] Stop! STOP! Don't you see that finding out who is more perverted is TEARING US
APART?!
* Asynca wonders why deci even tries.
[DeciByte] Laze:Becauseeee.... im right? :)
[Asynca] Do you HAVE A WHIP? HANDCUFFS? Blindfolds?
[Asynca] Dental dams ;)
* JerryTBee takes several BIG steps away from Laze
[Zen`] I totally believe with all my heart that Laze owns all those things she's just
mentioned...
(What IS it with you and chickens?)
*** X changes topic to 'Do chickens burp?'
(What NOT to start in #reboot)
* Emi remembers her first ep of Season III.
* Emi wails "HEXIIIIIII!"
* Emi clutches her Hex doll and sobs
* JerryTCow: oh dear... someone get her oxygen!
* Emi starts uncontrollably crying
* Emi: *SOB*
* Emi wails
* JerryTCow consoles Emi "It's OK, she comes back..."
* Emi sets up her incessant howling of "SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD!!!!!"
* JerryTCow covers his ears, and blows things up to pacify Emi?
* Emi wails
* JerryTCow offers Emi her Hex doll
* Emi clutches her Hex doll and snifs.
* Emi wipes away a tear and quiets.....
[Emi] Now no one say electrocution!
(Zen, would you like to explain this one for me, please?)
* Tora-Chan is the essence of innocence, and has no thoughts involving Zen and hot
wax. ^_^
(Rambo Kitty)
* Tora-Chan pulls out ten thousand loaded guns and says in her sweetest voice, "I
want fwic." ~_~
* JerryTCow watches Tora drop subtle hints
* Tora-Chan points about one half of the guns at Jerry and smiles, "Yes?" :)
[Zen`] Shalene: Um.. what if one doesn't have any fic?
* Tora-Chan ties a bandana on her head, that's bright red and 5,000,000,000 miles long and
says, "You will bwe awimuwated."
[DeciByte] O_M --- Matrix smiley
(Pyro Kitty?)
* Tora-Chan juggles potassium Nitrate and water.
* ZenChetah makes a wild guess "Is that.. dangerous?"
* Tora-Chan watches the channel suddenly explode.
* ZenChetah FLYS out the window "I GUESS SO!"
(*chuckle* Kawaii!)
* Emideciml growls. "I had to wear the shirt that says 'Stuffed With Fluff.' I
just HAD to..."
(Dan Wood, on: How to sucessfully ditch someone. Must've been Late Night. *g*)
* Asynca changes her mind and comes onto Dan.
* Dan_Wood puts up a hand to Laser, "If it ain't reboot fic-writin' personages, It
ain't going on my lap."
[Elektra] Clearsky: hmm.. apparently Laser is flirting with Dan now... (odd, to say the
least!)
[Dan_Wood] Oh, she tries all the time, 'lektra... :)
[Dan_Wood] But she's a lesbian, and I'm gay... It'd never work. :)
* Dan_Wood kisses Laser deeeply, "Isn't that right, ya damn Aussie."
* JerryTCow watches as turnabout becomes fair play :)
* Asynca phaas and whipes her mouth.
[Asynca] Man tongue! Yuk!
* Dan_Wood goes back to working on homework. :)
* Asynca thumps Dan. "DOn't you get it? Flirting is a GAME, not an invitation!"
[Dan_Wood] I know it's a game, that's why I play you like a violin.... %)
(Oh, yeah, real frickin' funny, Bob!)
* CowInABox is IN the box, and will kill anyone of the male persuasion who tries to
put his foot on it while wearing tight pants (this means YOU Ray!)
* Bob913 throws a dummy's leg wereing spandex into the cow's box
* CowInABox screams, and falls back into the pool
(What's that catch-phrase again? :D)
[Tora-Chan] *6* feet!
(Anything less would be uncivilized!)
* Emi bangs her gavel and forbids Tiger to feel bad!
* Tora-Chan wonders what a.. gavel is?
[Emi] Tiger: The things judges have...
[Emi] Y'know, bang bang, oder in the court.
[Emi] order! ACK! ORDER I MEAN!
[DeciByte] oder in the court? o_O
[Tora-Chan] Whoa.. Is Matrix nearby?
* Tora-Chan pictures Matrix doing those manly deorandant commercials.
[Tora-Chan] [Matrix] It goes on clear, yet.. I still smell!
(Species wars again)
[CyberCat] Jer: Got fic? ;) I have...
* JerryFish pounces on Cat (there's a switch) "FIC!!!"
[CyberCat] Pinned down by a fish. Lovely.
* JerryFish realizes he's a fish in an interesting predicament
[DeciByte] Dont cats eat fish?
* CyberCat eyes Jerry hungrily...
* CyberCat grabs Jerry and holds him up by the tail fin
* CyberCat holds Jerry above her head and opens her mouth...
* JerryFish morphs
*** JerryFish is now known as JerryTCow
* JerryTCow falls on Cat
[CyberCat] ACK! *SPLAT*
* JerryTCow looks around "Cat? Where'd you go?"
(Does IRC suck, Zen?)
[Zen`] Yes IRC.. you suck.
[Zen`] Yes you do, yes you do. You suck suck suck.
(Is Zen stupid, Zen?)
* Zen` looks at himself oddly "Zen is a stupid head"
* Grdian453 offers Zen a mushroom?
* Zen` thanks 453 and eats it.
[Zen`] *FOOM*
*** Zen` is now known as LittleZen
[LittleZen] Meep?
[Grdian453] Isn't it the other way around Zen?
* LittleZen runs around and yells in a tiny voice "Help meee! Help meee!"
[LittleZen] 453: Depends which side of the mushroom ya gave me. :)
[JerryTCow] Super Zennio Bros. :)
* LittleZen smacks into Jer's foot and screams in a tiny voice "HEY!
Watch it!"
* Elektra looks at Chibi-Zen! "OH!! Kawaii!!!!"
[JerryTCow] Chibi-Zen? :D
* Elektra picks up Chibi-Zen, "Oh.. you're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!! Francois!!
My little Francois!!!"
* LittleZen looks at Elektra "I'm not cute! I'm little!"
(More re-writing Tubthumping)
* Elektra sings, "He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a
lager drink, he drinks a cider drink... he gets violently drunk, he gets really drunk, he
gets piss drunk.. he gets 'ready to pass out' drunk!"
(How big WAS the walrus, Emi? It was SO big...)
[LadyChaos] Okay, how do you make Matrix's eyes light up?
[SilverT] I dunno.
[LadyChaos] Stick a flashlight in his ear and turn it on!
(Uhhh... TLK fans unite? o_O. My brother would LOVE this...)
[SilverT] OJH MY GOD! LION KING REFRENCE!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
* SilverT whips out a soulstone.
[SilverT] You've triggered the metamorphisis-
*** SilverT is now known as Diablo
* Elektra looks at SilverT... and laughs evilly, "YES!! LION KING!
Bwahahahahahahaaaa!!!!"
* JerryTCow GLARES at Silv "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE LION KING!?"
[Diablo] YES! I WALK AMOUNG YOU AGAIN MORTALS!
[Gwen`] Yeah Sil what's wrong with it I like that movie!
* Diablo rolls his eyes.
* JerryTCow huggles his simba cub plushie %)
* Elektra looks at Diablo... and kicks him in the family jewels.. "You ain't walking
no more, boy!!"
* JerryTCow dumps water on Diablo "Oh, blow it out your horns..."
(hehe)
* AgentW7 takes a blowtorch to X. "Now this won't hurt a bit. A lot, maybe, but
not a bit."
* Zen` yells "ROBOT ROLL-CALL!"
[JerryTCow] CAMBOT!
[Zen`] Your on!
[JerryTCow] GYPSY!
[Zen`] Oh my stars!
[JerryTCow] TOM SERVO!
[Zen`] Check me out!
[JerryTCow] CROOOOOOOOW!
[Zen`] I'm diffrent!
(A nice way to look at it)
*** Dot` has quit IRC (I'm not laughing *at* you, I'm laughing with you... you're just
not joining in.)
(Um... yeah)
*** X changes topic to 'I suck. I have a fetish for pillows.'
(Stop it, Jenn :))
* Jenn` runs up to dsoul and drops a null down his pants.
(I play it for realism)
* Grdian453 pastes a "Reset" button on Jerry, presses it, and leaves. :)
* JerryTCow BEEPS
* JerryTCow boots up, performs an illeagal opperation, and shuts down again
(Who needs fingers?)
* Zen` is SO tired..
[Zen`] I swear.. my head is )( this far from the keyboard..
[JerryTCow] type with your nose then
[Zen`] thisn iws ne typit with myn noswe
* JerryTCow grins, and lets Zen entertain him
[Zen`] wyhat areb you ngrinning t jer?
(O_O)
* GIl takes a gibson coil Pike she swiped and screams "WILL YOU ALL PAY ATTENTION
TO ME FOR A NANOSECOND?????!!!!!!!!"
* GIl then realizes she has nothing to say. Whoops.
(Savage Garden meets #ReBoot)
* Undrtaker sings "I wanna stand with you on a mountain... (hey.. that would be
cool!):
* Tora-Chan wonders why that guy wants to stand with some chick on a mountain.. that might
be dangerous and cold. O_o
(After the news)
*** Zen` changes topic to '"After 39 episodes and sales to 70 countries, it's the
end of the line for YTV's popular series ReBoot." *drums fingers* Okay, guys? Plan A.
:P'
(That's why no one knows...)
*** JerGoose is now known as JTPenguin
[Clearsky] FEATHERS!!!!
* JTPenguin blinks
* Clearsky bows to feathers
* JTPenguin continues to blink
[Clearsky] oh great Net-hopping Penguin. what is your secret?
* JTPenguin remains silent, as he has no mouth
(Daemon returns)
* Emideciml squints at Daemon
[Emideciml] Who the heck are you?
[Daemon`] Who am I? I am evil incarnate. I am the worst thing that has ever happened to
the Net. I take a long time getting to the point.
(Well, that's it for another WFS. Any last words for our readers, oh master of evil?)
[SDiablo] This species gets more insane every day.
(There you have it! Until next time!)