[Grdian453] I'm afraid some of the most funniest things in #reboot are the spelling erros. Erors. Uh, mistakes.
* JerryTCow flops in with the most bizzare fic/story he's ever written
[Clearsky] ...fic?
[Clearsky] ...FIC?
* JerryTCow uh ohs
[Clearsky] FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Clearsky pounces on Jerry
[Clearsky] GIMMMMMMEEEEEE FIIIIIIIIIIICC!!!!!!!!!!!!
[JerryTCow] ACK!
* CyberCat pounces on Jerry as well
* Tora-Chan attacks Jerry too!
* Clearsky grins
[CyberCat] FICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFICFIC!!!!!!!
*** Clearsky is now known as Fic-Mad
[Fic-Mad] GIMME!!!!!!
*** Tora-Chan is now known as FicInsane
[Fic-Mad] gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme FIC!!!
*** CyberCat is now known as FicFreak
* Fic-Mad pulls Jerry's left arm
* FicInsane pulls one way on Jerry.
* Fic-Mad pulls another
[RayTracer] Hi emi!! Don't freak out 'cause Reboots' gone!!
* Emi SCREAMS
* Emi grabs her rolling pin and chases Ray around the channel.
* Elektra looks at Ray, "you had to remind her?!"
* Tora-Chan is hungry.
* Tora-Chan gets an evil - yet innocent - kitty grin.
* Tora-Chan looks at Jerry.
[JerryTCow] oh dear
* Tora-Chan eats Jerry whole and dances off to the kitten.
*** JerryTCow is now known as JerInTora
[JerInTora] HELLOOOOOO?
* Tora-Chan pats her tummy, "Hi Jerry!"
* JerInTora looks around "It's a bottomless pit in here!"
[Zen`] Will you stop.... kinda.. being inside Shalene? That irks me in some way that I can't put my finger on.. *g*
[JerInTora] Oh, yeah, Zen. Something I'd like you to explain
[Zen`] Jer: Wuzzat, my digested friend?
[JerInTora] * Tora-Chan is the essence of innocence, and has no thoughts involving Zen and hot wax. ^_^
[Tora-Chan] Jerry: I never-ever-had such thoughts. O=)
* Zen` umms
[Zen`] Well..
[Zen`] Ya see...
[Zen`] We kinda.. I mean.. Shalene..
[Zen`] So the whole..
[Zen`] Yeah.
[Zen`] Um..
[Zen`] No Jer. No I can't.
[JerInTora] Just checking
[RayTracer] I asked for a list of the channels and "I CANT MAKE IT STOP!!"
* Tora-Chan walks in and points a finger, "HEY! YOU WITH THE FACE!"
* Zen` looks around "Who? Me?"
[Crow`] Where the -BEEP- are those two little -BEEP- -BEEP- think they can -BEEP- skip -BEEP-ing out on the -BEEP-ing fic, and if they don't -BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP- get their -BEEP-s here, they can -BEEP- -BEEP- go -BEEP- themselves!!!
*** Tora-Chan has quit IRC (Menstrual Cramps, Menopause, Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdown - Ever notice all our problems begin with MEN?)
*** X changes topic to 'The world is just too much of a subway for me...'
*** X changes topic to 'Rick the Temp'
*** X changes topic to 'Banana'
*** X changes topic to 'Orange'
*** X changes topic to 'Pineapple'
*** X changes topic to 'Kiwi'
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* DeciByte watches Bell be hiding somewhere playing with X.
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[SMatrix] so what privilages does being an Op give you?
[Clearsky] changing the topic...
[Clearsky] kicking people... banning them..
[JerryTCow] SM: Uh... you get a cute @, and really gullable people think you're important.
*** Topic is 'X is dead. Wow, what a tragedy. Anyone want a pop tart?'
* Tora-Chan gasps at Clearsky and says in one syllable, "SendbabyCuteFrisketpicturestomeIwannaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"
* Haiku` jumps up, shouts "THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! AHAHAHAHA!!!!" runs around the channel several times, trips, falls over, rolls into the pool, and manages to get sucked down thought the filter.
* Zen` pulls out his lightsaber and slices a few things
[Zen`] I AM.. AM... Am..
* Zen` stops slicing.
* Zen` puts the Lightsaber down
* Zen` sits and thinks..
* Zen` leaps up!
* Zen` pulls the lightsaber out and starts slicing again
[Zen`] I AM!! I AM.. AM.. UH.. LIGHTSABER CUTTING GUY! Yeah..
* JerryTCow pokes the silence
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[Clearsky] good one Jerry!
[Clearsky] you killed Bell!
* JerryTCow BAWLS (anime style)
* Clearsky acks as the tears spray everyone within a 3 block radius
*** DeciByte has quit IRC (Parents kickin me off. Back in about an hour and a half.)
*** Pixel` has quit IRC (StLouis-R.Mo.US.Undernet.org washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org)
* JerryTCow ACKS!
[Clearsky] O_o
* JerryTCow WAHS!
[Clearsky] um.. jerry?
[Clearsky] ..please don't kill me!
* Clearsky backs away fast *g*
[Clearsky] IT'S JERRY'S MAGIC FINGER OF DEATH!!!! RUN!!!!!!
* Clearsky runs around screaming her head off
* JerryTCow waggles his finger at Clearsky, the last remaining person in the channel *g*
* Clearsky dives behind the couch
* Clearsky is too late! "I'm hit! AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
*** Clearsky (clearsky@ip143.ts2.dialup.ottawa.cyberus.ca) has left #reboot
[JerryTCow] *sob!*
*** Clearsky (clearsky@ip143.ts2.dialup.ottawa.cyberus.ca) has joined #reboot
* Clearsky wanders back in holding her head
* JerryTCow CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES AND... wb Clear
* Clearsky giggles
*** X changes topic to 'Beware Jerry's finger of death!!'
* JerryTCow is an adolecent male, and can
[JerryTCow] Er...
* JerryTCow is an adolecent male, and can't help being stupid now and then
*** Clearsky has quit IRC ("Don't mess with me. I've got tanks." - Kim Campbell)
[SilverT] Zen: Wow. This place really IS made of virtual insanity.
* Guardian1 stands and walks to Pixel
* Pixel_1 sees G1 and smiles
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* Guardian1 goes To Elektra
[Guardian1] May i have a Dance Madam?
* SlrSaturn doesn't dance.. hehe.. ^_^
[Guardian1] ok
* Guardian1 walks to Pixel
[Guardian1] May i have a Dance Madam?
*** X changes topic to 'I'm as sober as the next bot *looks at W* woops bad example.'
* Clearsky grins and sings "This is the song that never ends..."
* JerryTCow sings along with Clear :)
* Pixel_1 "And they'l continue singing it forever just because"
* CyberCat grabs the punch bowl and dumps it over Jer, Sky, and Pix's heads.
* JerryTCow is stuck in a punchbowl?
* Clearsky laughs and tries to catch drops of punch that fall from her bangs
* CyberCat notes that Jerry and Sky weren't there when we discovered the punch was spiked. %)
* JerryTCow staggers around with a punch bowl on his head
* Clearsky looks at Cat "Ah.. so that's why the walls are *blurble* *squeek* *glorp*.."
* Clearsky falls over
* JerryTCow removes the punch bowl, and hiccups
* JerryTCow looks around, with a dumb grin on his face
[JerryTCow] (slurred) Not bad, that punch stuff...
* Clearsky wonders why the floor is now telling her to get off it
* Clearsky gets up and staggers over to the couch
* JerryTCow steps on to the dance floor, and starts doing the YMCA (but spelling it wrong)
* JerryTCow goes over to X, and tries to hit on her
[JerryTCow] X: (slurred) I dunthink I seen y'round ere buffore...
* JerryTCow stands on the table, and sings in a slurred voice "It's a long waaaaaay to Tippar*hic!*"
* JerryTCow passes out, and has visions of Cat dumping a punch bowl over his head
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[JerryTCow] SYL*hic!*V!!!
* JerryTCow tries to bowl Silv over, but trips over his own feet
[Zen`] Okay Jer... that's enough tea for you..
* Zen` takes Jer's tea away.
* JerryTCow looks at Zen. (slurred) "Teeee? whatcha talkun aboot?"
* Zen` presses the button on Jer's bubble dome, slaps him across the face with his detached arm, and presses the button again "YOU ARE NOT MRS'S NESBIT!"
[Robot`] "You know, the Pant association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day"
*** Topic is 'Game over: Enzo: X.O Andraia: O.O User: ^_^ Dot: ;_( Me: WHERE'S THE RANMA JOKES?'
[Emi] An Emi adoration group?
[Emi] Wow! :D
* Emi 's ego grows.
* JerryTCow joins the Emi fan club, and watches her head fill the channel :)
[Emi] Jerry: I hate you %)
* JerryTCow pokes everyone "Didja hear that? She spoke to me!!" %)
* Guardian1 is The FAn Club CAPTAIN!
[Emi] G1: Rrrrright....
* JerryTCow pokes Emi "Say that again, you sound like Tony the Tiger" :)
*** Elektra` has quit IRC ("You don't wanna be boo-ing me. Hey, don't boo me! Don't you BOO me!!!!" - Chris Jericho (WCW Wrestler))
[Zen`] That quit scares the BOO-BOO-ma-joo outta me.
* JerryTCow looks at Zen "Goo goo g'joob?"
[Zen`] Jer: No.. BOO BOO ma joo :P
* JerryTCow continues to stare at Zen "Ba dum bally-ally um?"
[Zen`] Jer: No.. Ba dum sally-wally tum
* JerryTCow stares blankly at Zen, for what seems like forever
* Zen` pokes Jer in the eye ;D
* JerryTCow gives no outward reaction
* Clearsky idly wonders if Zen ever took the plug out? ;P
* Zen` ohyas
* Zen` takes it out.
* Zen` hands it back to Sky
* Clearsky lets Zen keep it
* Zen` forces it upon Sky and shoves it into her hands :P
* Clearsky shudders and drops it down Zen's pants
* Zen` baps Sky
* Clearsky glares at Zen
* Zen` baps Sky again :P
* Clearsky wonders if Zen wants a BIGGER plug this time...?
* Zen` wonders if Sky does too :)
* Clearsky shudders
* Clearsky sits on the couch and crosses her legs "Nooooo thankyouverymuch."
[Zen`] Sky: A two ended one. I'll hook you and Deci togeather *g*
* JerryTCow wonders what's this about a plug... (remembers this is Zen, and Clearsky) Neeeeeeeeevermind o_O
*** Topic is '"In this corner. Weighing in at 300lbs 4oz. The prince of Darkness himself: SATAN! And in this corner. Weighing in at 130lbs 1oz. Jesus "the Saviour" Christ!"'
[Zen`] AH!
[Zen`] The little light!
[Zen`] Stopped blinking!
[Zen`] Ack!
[Zen`] Oh.
[Zen`] Okay, there it goes..
[Zen`] AH!
[Zen`] IT STOPPED AGAIN!!!!!
[Zen`] !ping
[Zen`] Guys!
[Zen`] Talk!
* Zen` runs around in frantic little circles screaming
[Zen`] Someone say somethhhhhinnngggggg!
* Zen` bangs his head on the wall
* Zen` breathes
[JerryTCow] o_O
[Tora-Chan] Hi Zen!
* Zen` sits on Jer's back "Hey Jer.. is riding cows anything like riding horses?"
* JerryTCow decides to lie down on his back
[JerryTCow] no :)
[Zen`] OW!
* Zen` is smooshed under Jer "Good.. cause I can't ride a horse.."
* Tora-Chan pulls Zen out from under Jerry. O_o
* Zen` didn't think Cow's could do that...
[JerryTCow] Zen: I'm special :)
[Zen`] Darn special cows...
* Zen` pokes Jer "HAW HAW! You're stuck upside down!"
* JerryTCow looks at himself oddly "So I am..."
* JerryTCow thrashes about, attempting to get into an upright position
* Tora-Chan puts on her (magnificent shining glow) hat (/magnificent shining glow).
* Zen` wows!
[Zen`] What a Magnificent Shining Glow!
* JerryTCow is blinded by the magnificent shining glow
[Tora-Chan] Zen: It's my 'HAT'. :D
[Zen`] Shalene: Cool! I didn't know you had a 'HAT'. :)
[JerryTCow] That's a nice 'HAT', Shalene...
* Tora-Chan puts it on backwards, stands on her hindlegs and makes weird motions with her hands, "Yo homey.. What up?"
* Zen` does a California guy rift..
* Zen` puts his hat on backwards, wears a megaloose shirt, and walks around slackly "Yo maaaannnn.. how ya doin'? Dude."
[Zen`] Dude..
[Zen`] It's like.. totally man. Just.. totally..
[Zen`] Oh man.. it's like.. just totally with it man.. I'm like.. just completely spazzed dude..
[JerryTCow] Go to You Rule March Break
* JerryTCow decides to put a note on his page, telling people to go to YTVs site and vote for ReBoot, and suggests Zen do the same ;)
[Zen`] This chef dude on this page is scaring me.. :(
* Tora-Chan scrolls away from that chef guy, 'cause he's scaring the kitty-treats out of her.
* Tora-Chan looks at Jerry with glowing, evil, sinister, abusive, powerful, insane, swirling, chaotic, yet innocent eyes. :)
[JerWalrus] I didn't know Canada lead the world in "Toaster deaths"... o_O
[Pixel] HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER
[Pixel] HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER
[Pixel] HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER
[Pixel] HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER
* Clearsky pokes Zena and Dan
[Tora-Chan] Zena..
* Tora-Chan laughs.
* Dan_Wood looks around for Zena
* Tora-Chan giggles.
[Zen`] ZENA?!
[Clearsky] um... sorry, ZEN, I mean.. :P
[Tora-Chan] Zena! Warrior Prince!
[Zen`] Shalene! *g*
* Tora-Chan sits and giggles. *g*
* Tora-Chan imagines Zen in Xena's uniform, "Zena.." *g*
* JerryTCow wanders in, glassy-eyed, and giggling insanely, then holds up a large .doc file and says in a satanic voice "FFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCC!!!"
* JerryTCow giggles insanely, as per what happens when you stare at Microsoft Word for too long
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[Zen`] Well, I won't click that again..
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[DeciByte] WB Zen
[Clearsky] wb Zen... again..... and again...... and again.....
[Zen`1] Ya know..
*** Zen`1 is now known as Zen`
[Zen`] The amusment factor is really starting to wear off..
* JerryTCow wants Ray's duds. Now THOSE are cool :)
[Dan_Wood] Jerry: Y'wanna wear a chrome wetsuit?
* JerryTCow looks at Dan "Hey man, that's none of your business!!" %)
[JerryTCow] The first step is to admit you have a problem. The second step involves penut butter, a bicycle pump, and assorted dances
[Dan_Wood] Jerry: A member of the Wild Dada Ducks, eh? :)
[JerryTCow] Dan: ... you didn;t hear that from me!
* Tora-Chan incinerates the channel with pwoop.
* Clearsky blinks "'Pwoop'"????
* ZenChetah is pwooped on?
[Tora-Chan] Stwinkwing fwieces of hwell, dey hwave cwaused our demwise. :)
* JerryTCow has to go. I must save the world from the forces of destruction! I must stay alert, for I may be attacked at any moment by the overloard's assasins!! I must keep my mind on m)#*Y$%#(@)$=NO CARRIER
*** Belldandy is now known as Raine
* JerryTCow watches groupies mob Raine :)
* JerryTCow asks Raine for his autograph, and WARGS as he is trampled by screaming girls o_O
* Raine sings.
* JerryTCow watches tupperware shatter *g*
* Raine whacks Jerry with a guitar.
[JerryTCow] What a voice! :)
*** Clearsky changes topic to 'We're all here and we're all in comas... leave a message and if we wake up, we'll ignore it.'
[JerryTCow] Titanic. When they filmed a part near Halifax
* Belldandy strangles Jerry. "WHATWHATWHAT?!?!"
* Dan_Wood snickers, "The Titanic didn't sink, it was attacked by the Harbour!"
[Dot`] Go on ICQ..
* JerryTCow would if he could
* JerryTCow watches that dorky little flower go around, and around, and around, and around, until he throws up...
* JerryTCow listens to Elton John sing about a cereal spokes-animal
[Clearsky] O_o
[JerryTCow] "Someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear..."
* JerryTCow hopes that's just a pet-name
* Clearsky really does too
* JerryTCow pings everyone
* DeciByte gives Jer's ping a ping treat and sends him home.
* JerryTCow watches one of his pings come home, looking very content?
* JerryTBug watches everyone have a good laugh at his expense
* Zen` has a good laugh at Jerrys expense
* JerryTCow looks frantically around the channel, realizes everyone has suddenly paired up, and wonders why HE hasn't... *Well, Jerry, it's because you're a loser.* "SHUT UP BRAIN!" *MAKE me, you stupid little FREAK!*
* JerryTCow argues with his brain :(
* Clearsky laughs at Jer's freak-out
* JerryTCow kicks his brain
* AgentW7 watches Jerry fight with his brain.
* JerryTCow AUGHS! as his brain fights back!
* Clearsky bets 5 bucks on Jer's brain
* JerryTCow is knocked out cold by his brain X(
[Clearsky] YAY!!!
* Clearsky won $50!!
*** JerryTCow is now known as JersBrain
* Tora-Chan pokes Jerry's brain with a little claw.
[JersBrain] ow
[JersBrain] Watch it..
* Tora-Chan eats Jerry's brain.
[JersBrain] ACK!
[Tora-Chan] =9
[Clearsky] Hey! that brain won me 50 bucks!
[Tora-Chan] Clearsky: Taste's good too. :)
* Tora-Chan trots over to her Meggy doll, curls up in it's lap and sleeps.
* Tora-Chan rolls over and pats a paw in the air, "Noooooo, I wike the of-wer kinda wax.."
[Clearsky] O_o
[JerryTCow] o_O
* Tora-Chan smiles dreamily, "Bwananwa maswage wotion, pwease..."
[AgentW7] That was much more than we needed to know.
* Tora-Chan yawns and scratches her stomach with a paw, "Don't make me get out mwy wazor.."
* JerryTCow thought Tora already shaved Zen's legs...
* Tora-Chan nods and mews quietly, "Wew bet I'wll cwimb up yer pwants."
* Clearsky laughs her head off
[AgentW7] Yup, dwefinitely dreaming of Zen.:)
* Tora-Chan rolls off her Meggy doll and snorks in her sleep quietly, "Don't bwite."
[JerryTCow] O_O
[JerryTCow] Now I AM worried
* Tora-Chan rubs her nose, "I'll bwite bwack.. Ywa.. Nwo.. wew won't wike it.. "
[NateDaMan] oh, the abominations!! THE HORRORS!!!... how could anything be so hideous??? ... oh, hey Zen!! :D
[Zen`] Um, hiya Nate.
* Tora-Chan gets up..
* Tora-Chan starts walking across the channel.
* Tora-Chan keeps walking..
* Tora-Chan walks towards the pool..
* Tora-Chan keeps walking..
* Zen` ums
* Zen` ums!
* Zen` UMS!!!
[Zen`] Shalene! Pool! 12:00!
* Tora-Chan walks into the pool.
[JerryTCow] Oh dear
* Zen` ACKS!
* Tora-Chan continues to sleep..
* Tora-Chan gargles.
* JerryTCow DIVES IN AFTER SHALENE!
* Zen` grabs Shalene by the collar and yanks her out
[JerryTCow] Oh great... now _I_ can't swim!
[Clearsky] Jer, you'r a COW.
* JerryTCow flails his hooves
[Clearsky] Cows just STAND
* Tora-Chan thanks Zen and sleeps again. ¦)
[Tora-Chan] AC/DC!!
* Tora-Chan gets up and headbangs, "Dunderwuck! Dunderwuck! Dunderwuck!!!!! Nweah-Nweah-rrang-rang-wong-dong-wong-wang-nweah!"
* Tora-Chan falls asleep again.
[Pixel] O_o
[JerryTCow] o_O
* JerryTCow tip-toes up to Shalene, and whispers in her ear "*6* feet!"
* Tora-Chan looks at Jerry.
* Tora-Chan grabs Jerry's face with her claws and squeals, "*6* FEET!"
* JerryTCow OWS!
* JerryTCow OWS! VERY MUCH!
* Tora-Chan hangs onto Jerry's face and looks at him with insane eyes, "*6* FEET!"
* NateDaMan takes Sky to the couch so they can cuddle...
* Clearsky thought they were already on the couch?
[NateDaMan] newp... I got up to hug the radio.
* Clearsky wonders who in the NET she's holding????
[Clearsky] JERRY!!
[AgentW7] You didn't notice you were holding a cow?
* JerryTCow shrugs. I was wondering what brought that on, but i wasn't gonna say anything :)
* PixRaven flys into the room and pirchs on the door mount
[PixRaven] nevermore
[JerryTCow] LOL!
* Tora-Chan eats the Raven.
[PixRaven] YOU ATE ME!!!!!!!
[AgentW7] Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
* PixRaven pecks her way out "NEVERMORE!!!!"
* PixRaven returns to her pirch on the door mount
[AgentW7] And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, *still* is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door.
[PixRaven] nevermore
[PixRaven] nevermore
* Clearsky throws the raven an olive
* PixRaven swoops down and catches the olive in her mouth
* PixRaven returns to her pirch
* JerryTCow looks at the raven, and screams "Prophet!" said I, "Thing of evil - prophet still if bird or devil - Whether tempest sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, desolate, yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted - on this home by Horror haunted - tell me truly - I implore - is there - is there balm in Gelead - tell me - tell me, I implore!"
* JerryTCow ahems o_O!
[Zen`] Qouth the Raven...
[PixRaven] nevermore
* JerryTCow stops babbling, and just throttles the ****ing bird %)
* Tora-Chan grabs Jerry and smiles sweetly, "I hope Megabyte doesn't DIE in your fic." :D
* Tora-Chan examines her little dagger-like claws.
* JerryTCow laughs nervously at Tora
* Tora-Chan grins quite insanely at Jerry.
* JerryTCow points behind Tora, and RUNS out of the channel "G'night all!"
* Tora-Chan pokes Jerry with a claw, "Nice and tender.."
* Tora-Chan waves at Jerry and grins insanely some more, "I REALLY hope." *g*
Session Close: Thu Mar 19 23:48:43 1998
[Emi] !
[RayTracer] Well said, Emi.
[JerryTCow] couldn't have put it better myself
[Emi] Zen says I should see a therapist. Zen's nuts..
* Emi hangs an anvil above the door to drop on Zen when he returns.
* Emi gives Jerry the flamethrower. "You know what to do."
[JerryTCow] Ooo! A Flamethrower! :D
* Emi whispers to Jerry "Now when he comes back, right before the anvil falls on him, BURN HIS PANTS OFF." %)
* JerryTCow laughs nervously at Emi
* Tora-Chan mind floods with memories - Wax, the Rack, CoOkIeS, steak, road trips, taking Pizza anally.
[Tora-Chan] No! Everyone will know the secret of taking pizza anally!
[Tora-Chan] Grab your ankles, pointy-end first. ^_^
* Tora-Chan flicks her ear at Jerry and waggles an eyebrow.
* JerryTCow did NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT!
* Tora-Chan knows. *g*
[Tora-Chan] But I said it anyways. %)
[NeflyteIV] Whos on the RPG?
* JerryTCow is on AndrAIa
* JerryTCow is on AndrAIa's Log RPG!!
[Tora-Chan] O_o
[JerryTCow] TYPO! I SWEAR!!
[Tora-Chan] Oooh.
* Tora-Chan laughs.
[JerryTCow] I SWEEEEEEEEAR!!!!!!!!!!
[JerryTCow] ?me FALLS OVER LAUGHING!!!
[JerryTCow] AUGHH!
[JerryTCow] MORE TYPOS!
* Tora-Chan sits and laughs.
* JerryTCow is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry! :)
* D_Helmet watches Spaceball 1 explode, and lands on the Planet Of The Apes...
Session Start: Sun Mar 22 00:14:10 1998
(a few minutes later)
*** Zen` (steven@zenith.vip.best.com) has joined #reboot
* JerryTCow is almost done part 5 of his fic :D
[AgentW7] Here's a little song I wrote about IRC lag... to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme...
* Zen` runs around banging into things "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"
* Emi attempts to cheer up Jerry.
[RayTracer] I get kicked for killing cats......
* Emi drops a ten-ton weight on Zen that turns out to be just a cardboard shape without a base that has "10 TONS" written on it.
[Dot`] what does finger do Jer?
[JerryTCow] A ReBoot live-action film. Jim Carrey as Bob ;)
* AgentW7 calculates the angle at which she must aim the Molotov cocktail at the noisy motorcycle under her window.
*** Topic is 'This topic has been brought to you by X, in association with X Entertainment. For a transcript, contact X at 30 X road, PO Box XXX XXX'
* Dan_Wood drops his Fallout fanfic on Jerry. %)
[DrNick] HALLO EVERYBODY.
* AndrAIa is watching the KKK on Jerry Springer. God I hate those ***holes.
* JerryTCow kicks X "You have 30 seconds to op me, or I'm sending Moosie after you..."
*** Dan_Wood has quit IRC (Connection reset by small italian women with large hair.)
* LadyChaos clicks her nails on the desk
* JerryTCow dances around the room, singing stuff from Annie (for which he was an usher tonight! :D)
[NateDaMan] d'you think they named Frisket, "Frisket" after making a typo at typing "friskey"???
* Zen` puts a hand on Jer's shoulder "Hey buddy? Wanna teach me to play the guitar?" :D
* Carnival makes a shopping cart full of guys?
[Verna] MiST away, brave #reboot people... and my Shroooms will goo onnnn...
* Tora-Away picks Hotmail up by it's stupid little MS codes, "Wew are vewy stoopwid. Yes wew are. I hwate wew. Wew no werk. Wew evwil wincernwatwon of Bwill Gwates."
* JerryTCow listens to Rod Stewart
[D^Knight] Here's an idea.... ReBoot Season IV, Daemon. Season V, THE USER....
[NateDaMan] hello, Pix... welcome to #ReBoot, I am Lord Nate.
*** Dan_Wood has quit IRC (Connection reset by revolutionaries. The Revolution will be logged.)
[Zen`] And Jer.. did you just set fire to my house?
[Jen-sama] bunnies?!? AHHHHH!!!!
* DeciByte puts a label on Poly's ear that says 'space for rent'
*** RayTracer has quit IRC (Hey- need Leafs tickets? Leafs suck. Leafs rule! Hawks rule! Hawks suck! YOU SUCK!!)
*** Now talking in #reboot
[^Mouse^] Guess what I got today!!!!
* CyberCat jams a fan-fic up Jerry's left nostril.
* JerryTCow looks at Clear "Fic? Fic?!"
'Discourage inbreeding - Ban country music.'
* Tora-Chan looks at the Apes, "No! The world is ruled by KITTIES NOW!!!"
* ^GaNdAlF^ notes there's an actual newsgroup, alt.cats.world-domination o_O
(After Zen missed the schedualed live MiSTing. I was Crow, can you tell?)
*** Now talking in #reboot
* JerryTCow comes in with a chainsaw, looking for Zen
[DeciByte] Jer:Easy Jer.... easy.
* NateDaMan watches Shalene freak out cos Zen's now here...
[Tora-Chan] YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[NateDaMan] toldja.
[Zen`] Shalene! :D
* Tora-Chan *LUNGES* at ZEN!
* Zen` hugs Shalene-sama!
* Tora-Chan grabs him and drags him around, "YERHEREYERHEREYERHEREYERHEREYERHEREYERHERE!"
* Zen` wheeees and is dragged *g*
* Zen` hugs Shalene again "Hiya! Yes! I made it!" :D
* Tora-Chan grabs Zen and *KISSES* him, "Come you big, sexy man you."
* Tora-Chan ums.
[Tora-Chan] I meant COME HERE! *g*
[Tora-Chan] I'm sorry if my mind is too disorientated to make correct phrases. :)
* JerryTCow looks up...
* JerryTCow sees... Zen...
[Zen`] Hi Jer! I was.. not around was I?
* JerryTCow doesn't take his eyes off Zen, but reaches for the chainsaw he found in Servo's room...
[Zen`] Shalene: With.. uh.. hold that thought..
* Zen` runs from Jer.
* JerryTCow LEAPS at Zen, screaming "BITE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" *g*
(Ohhh, I remember this... *rubs head*)
[Verna] Grid run?
[Clearsky] must... not.. pounce... on Jerry...
* JerryTCow o_Os and backs away from Clearsky... then breaks into a run
* Clearsky sees Jerry run and her instinctes kick in "Running away=prey!"
* Clearsky runs after Jerry
[JerryTCow] ACK!
(Sign her up! Make her a star!)
[AgentW7] Now sit right back and watch the screen while waiting for replies, To things you said an hour ago that's now attracting flies.
[AgentW7] You thought you'd spend an evening having fun on IRC, But when you got there you soon found that everything's at sea.
[AgentW7] The channel looked like fun because all your good friends were there, But then in horror you found yourself on a three-hour lag (A three-hour lag)
[AgentW7] With RayTracer... and CyberCat... and SMatrix... and The Cow....
[AgentW7] The 'bot named X, AndrAIa and Mary Ann, Here on IRC Laaaag!!!!
[CybrSnake] LOL
[JerryTCow] *Wild applause*
* AgentW7 bows, and dodges the rotten potatoes.:)
(Uh, heh heh... right)
(Emi Python)
[Emi] Come on Jer!
[Emi] When life seems jolly rotten...
* JerryTCow frets
[JerryTCow] LOL
[Emi] There's something you've forgotten...
[Emi] And that's to laugh and smile and dance and singgggg...
* JerryTCow falls over laughing :D
[SnakeSlep] *snicker*
[Emi] When you're down in the dumps, don't be a silly chump, just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing!
[SnakeSlep] On that sour note... I think I'll go back to sleep :)
[Emi] Annnnnddd...
* JerryTCow sings along!
* Emi starts a can-can line with Jerry "Always look on the bright side of life! (doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo)"
[JerryTCow] "Always look on the right side of life (whistles trill)
* Emi gets an umbrella and dances "Always look on the light side of life! (doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo)"
* Emi laughs
[JerryTCow] Thanks Emi ;)
[Emi] Any time Jer. :)
(Um... yeah)
(Supercow)
* Zen` blinks
[Zen`] Hello?
[Zen`] Who turned out the lights...?
* Emi knocks on the side of the "ten-ton weight"
* Emi plays with Zen's mind. :D
* Zen` says (with a slight echo) from inside the weight-box "Guuuuuuyyyyyssssss....? Hellloooo?"
* Emi laugh maniacally.
* Zen` leaps up!
* Zen` bangs his head!
* Zen` D'OHS
* Zen` falls down
* Zen` scrambles around inside the pitch blackness of the box!
[Zen`] Guuuuyyyssss?
[Zen`] Anyone...?
* Emi taps on the box again
[Emi] Zen...Zeeeeeeeeennnnn......
* Zen` eeeps and hides :(
* JerryTCow lifts the "weight" (trying to look strong) and says, in his best superhero voice "I'LL save you, Zen!"
* Zen` YEYS!
* Zen` hugs Jer and goes all fluttery eyed "MY HERO!"
[JerryTCow] LOL
[Dot`] Oh dear....
* Dan_Wood feels waves of nausea sweep over 'im. :)
(IRC commands. Gotta love em)
[JerryTCow] Dot: I'm not quite sure... but it's not what it sounds like ;)
(About the April Fools joke on the Newsgroup)
[SnakeBGon] I would have chosen someone like Steven Segal for Bob...
[SnakeBGon] how about Jack Nicholson for Matrix.
[SnakeBGon] Kate winslett for AndrAIa
[JerryTCow] LOL!
[SnakeBGon] who could play Dot? Tori hatcher?
(Physics. It's not just for Honeycomb anymore)
(Darn copyright laws...)
(Dan's "heavy" fic)
[Dan_Wood] /me is up to 68k of fallout fanfic leetness.
* Dan_Wood beans Jerry with a brick. :)
* JerryTCow rubs his head "Funny, Fallout hurt more..."
(*nervous laughter*. Wrong channel, pal)
[Mole_Man] Hi Dr. Nick!
(Shalene looks on the bright side of everything)
* Zen` shudders
[Zen`] KKK. Erk. Buncha.. jerks..
* Tora-chan kills the KKK.
* JerryTCow calmly removes the KKK from our society with a hydrogen bomb
[Tora-chan] I like their suits though..
(Be afraid of Moosie. Be VERY afraid)
* JerryTCow sends "Moosie", his pet moose, after X, yelling "Take off, eh? Ya hoser!"
*** X sets mode: +o JerryTCow
* JerryTCow smiles. "Thanks X... Moosie! Drop the nasty bot! Go chase a car or something!"
[Mr_HanKeY] good Moosie...
*** JerryTCow changes topic to 'Beware the wrath of Moosie, my new pet moose'
(I never get bored reading Dan's quits...)
(uh... hehe... yeah Emi...)
[LadyChaos] I'm gonna be like Hex someday! :D
* LadyChaos waits for everyone to tell her it's nice to have ambitions and then take a BIG step away.
(Even Clearsky has a weakness)
* Clearsky watches Jerry dance
* Clearsky puts in earplugs :P
* JerryTCow belts "Tommorow" slightly higher than any male's voice should safely be able to go
* Clearsky does a backflip away from Jerry
* Clearsky ends up twisted in a wierd position because she remembered too late that she doesn't know how to do a backflip...
* Clearsky winces as Jerry's voice shatters the crystal in the weapons cupboard
* Clearsky gets an idea and grabs the 12-guage :P
* JerryTCow tap dances "Hey hobo man! Hey dapper Dan, ya both got yer style, but brother, you're ne-ver fully dressed without a smile!"
* Clearsky puts the gun away and sticks her head in a fic
[Clearsky] I could never shoot a guy who knows how to tap dance
(We at #ReBoot wouldn't know. It's not like we're typo experts..)
(Zen forgets where he is)
[Jer|MiST] Sure, just do this. Like I'm doing now :P
[Zen`] Jer: I'm so gonna hurt you ;P
[Jer|MiST] Zen: You asked ;)
(When it Raines, it pours... hehe, I made a funny)
* Carnival tosses the Bush guy, Raine, Trevor, the Chumbawamba guy and random other guys into the cart.
* Carnival looks innocent.
(Why does this sound familiar?
(Poor Hotmail... it can't help being a stupid... uh... nevermind)
(It coulda happened to anyone...)
[Tora-Chan] Jerry: 'Do you think I'm Sexy?'
[JerryTCow] Tora: Why Shalene, I never thought about you that way but now that... oh... the song... right... %)
(#ReBoot plans the future of the show. BTW, you still out there reading these, D^Knight? *g*)
[Nate-COMA] Season VI, THE SMELL BEHIND THE FRIDGE
[Nate-COMA] Season VII, LOOSE CHANGE
*** Nate-COMA is now known as NateDaMan
[NateDaMan] Season VIII, Season 8
[NateDaMan] Season IX, THE SMELL BEHIND THE FRIDGE, part 2.
[NateDaMan] Season X, Bob's joyous trip through New Jersy
[LadyChaos] Season XI, It Came From Phong's Sock Drawer...
[D^Knight] Season XXVIII: BOB PROPOSES TO DOT....
[D^Knight] Season XXXXXVIII: Bob FIXES HIS CAR!!!
[NateDaMan] Season MMCCXXXXVI: Bob FINALLY bites it!!!
* JerryTCow chuckles "OK, Guys, that's enough" ;)
[DeciByte] "I... dont... think so... you.. young.. whippersnapper..."
(All hail Lord Nate)
*** NateDaMan is now known as LORD-NATE
[frisket] all hail!
[LORD-NATE] BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!
* Bubbles trips Nate
* LORD-NATE cannot be tripped, hurt or killed.
* Bubbles curses Nate with her favorite curse...
* D^Knight puts LORD-NATE in a stasis field... but he sure can be trapped!
* LORD-NATE cannot be cursed upon.
* LORD-NATE cannot be trapped.
* LORD-NATE is all powerful!!!
[D^Knight] Darn.
* DeciByte kicks Lord-nate in a sensitive spot then.
* LORD-NATE cannot be kicked in a sensitive spot.
*** LORD-NATE is now known as LORD_NATE
* Bubbles grins as LORD-NATE disappears from her plane of existance with the use of the magical IGNORE button :P
* LORD_NATE cannot be ignored!!
*** LORD_NATE is now known as LoRd_NaTe
[LoRd_NaTe] I am the all powerful OVERLORD!!!
*** LoRd_NaTe was kicked by DeciByte (Lord Nate can be kicked, though...)
(Said it before, I'll say it again)
* JerryTCow never gets bored reading Dan's quits
(*chuckle* No Joes were harmed in the making of this section)
[JerryTCow] Zen: No... You don't think I'm strange. ......... Do you?
[Zen`] Jer: Very.
* JerryTCow looks at Zen insanely "I can set your house on fire!" *pulls out a lighter* "I can set YOU on fire! Can I do that?!"
* Zen` ums.
[Zen`] No, Shalene has that reserved.
[Zen`] However, Joe Smith has a delightful house you may burn down..
[JerryTCow] oh...
[JerryTCow] Thanks
* JerryTCow pulls out a flamethrower, and heads off to burn Joe's house down
(Crow gets confused)
[^Evil^] Jen-sams: No, you must mean Bunnies[Tm], if I'm not mistaken
[Crow`] Naughty Bunnies[TM]!... oops, I'm riffing the wrong channel!
* Gwen wants to know how the MSTing is coming along..
[Crow`] Gwen: Slow but sure. Don't talk to me now, I'm in "pervert mode" (Crow ;))
[Gwen] Jerry: Heh kay..and I know what a pervert Crow is geez..
[Crow`] Aw, bite me
* Gwen thinks Crow just insulted her..some how..
[Crow`] Don't worry, when I insult you, you'll know
(Spelling gremlin alert)
* P-Chrome takes the label and put's it on Bill Clinton, who doesn't notice.
* P-Chrome adds a "Kick me" sign while she's at it.
* DeciByte makes drinky-drinky motions in poly's direction.
* P-Chrome catches Deci's arm and pulls him down, then suddenly realizes that Deci is on top of her, freaks out, then kicks him to the moo!
[P-Chrome] moon.
* CyberCat watches Deci fly into Jerry's vocal cords? ;)
* MtrxPrml gives Jerry the Heimlich maneuver.
* P-Chrome laughs her head off.
* P-Chrome watches with interest as Deci Flies out of Jerry.
[CyberCat] Chrome: You were the one who kicked him to the 'moo'...*G*
[JerryTCow] *hork*
* JerryTCow sputters
[JerryTCow] Well THAT'S an experience I'd just as soon forget
(This sounds WAY too familiar...)
(The demise of X... part 358)
*** Topic is 'This is a free country, giving you the right to do stupid things and me the right to make fun of you. --Matt McCoy'
*** Set by CyberCat on Mon Apr 13 19:23:34
*** X sets mode: +o JerryTCow
*** X has quit IRC (Los-Angeles-R.CA.US.Undernet.Org Vancouver.BC.CA.Undernet.Org)
[JerryTCow] just in time ;)
[JerryTCow] X saw me become an op, and commited suicide
[CyberCat]
(These guessing games tend to last a few hours)
* ^Mouse^ bouncies some more. ^_^
[JerryTCow] Mouse: Abola?
[Clearsky] Mouse: what did you get?
[JerryTCow] Mouse: Countdown to Chaos? Influenza?
[JerryTCow] Mouse: Hemeroids?
[Zoner] Mouse: A space hopper?
[JerryTCow] Mouse: Am I getting warm?
(Don't bug Cat about fic *g*)
(And I make me usual exit...)
* JerryTCow spins, drilling another hole in the ground "ficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficficfic"
* Clearsky stares at Jerry "Bring me back a kimono!"
(That's all for now! We turn to DeciByte for our final thought...)