On #ReBoot, we have our chatters, our lurkers, our philosiphers, and our general weirdos (Try to guess the most common. Go on! Guess!) As a proud member of the latter group, I feel compeled to share just a few of the nutty things I've witnessed. Some have been edited for space and/or content. PLEASE DO NOT SEND SUBMISSIONS FOR THIS! Enjoy! And remember, as the Police said (sorta) "I'll be logging you!"